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One time I got caught but actually thought I hadn't been caught and reacted fast enough to pull my trousers up, turn the TV off and hide the lube and tissues before my dad walked in. He just said “Has many called?" as he was expecting a call, I said no and he went downstairs.

Then about an hour later he shouts me to come down, I do and he has something paused on TV. He told me to watch it and he left the room. It was a Billy Connelly stand up show and he told a joke about how to react when someone walks in on you while jerking off.

As soon as he'd finished telling the joke my dad walked back in and stopped the tape then sat down. We never spoke of it again.

lol best post evar

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04-19-2018 , 04:10 AM

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Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Got caught again but this time by redcross looking for donations by knocking on my door. My curtains were open and I was on the couch.

They pretended nothing happened.

I told them I was a bit busy and didnt have time to look for money. They were quite understanding.

Too bad it was 2 guys and not 2 girls.

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04-19-2018 , 04:30 AM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,991

Leaving the curtains open?

It's starting to sound like you want to get caught.

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04-19-2018 , 04:39 AM

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Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

ya sometimes

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04-19-2018 , 04:39 AM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

This thread turns me on

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05-04-2018 , 10:03 PM

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longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3,733

I was getting a pretty solid bj one time when my ex's mother, brother n wife w 3 kids show up and start knocking on the door. I was right there so I held on to her for the last few seconds, then she had to choke down my load while rushing to the door. It was awesome.

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