What has the stronger pull: Fear or Money?

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Taken from -bgy333


jus had an epiphany!

“how can I lose over 100k in cash games and still lose 25nl OMGGGZGZZGZGGZ Kill me witha reindeer harpoon”

“I find her choking herself out with a ****ing phone cord WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF. I want to leave her but I guess I have to save her so I untie the chord and her tongue was hanging out, she was the color of a dolphin, and I couldnt help but notice how I was glad I had not impregnanted her womb upto this point. So she starts croaking some kinda nonsense and she has what looks like a burnmark around her neck and says "look what u did" IM LIKE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FF" shes stars whimpering and she says shes gonna call her dad and get him to **** me up (yea right, hes fat and slow as ****). So yea, we fight over the phone being plugged back in cus I seriosuly dont want her calling him at 3am!!!! probably sayin I tried to strangulate her or some BS.

I get her to promise me she will not call him and I let her stay over out of sympathy she said she thinks she is coming on her periods. Im like i do not care for periods. I go downstairs and I dont even wanna play poker cus I am so upset now, I cried quite hard i must admit to some RnB which was quite good for me because I really thought agter that I could grind the 98.72 dollars, I made myself a mayo sandwich and sat down to think abot bankroll management.. I didnt know what to do with the 98.72 so I went to blackjack”

“Im like "WTF" and shes like "No daddy nooo", but not even her largely obese frame could hold him back .. im quite scared at this point because he is fat and slow but a cunning fat person. He starts barging the door and i'm counting my outs.”

“at this point he breaks the door down with a grunt and im sure he farted with the exertion..I was disgusted. we were heads up and as far as I was concerned I was raising even without the button. I step to him and I throw a left that misses and he hits me with a right, but he was really sluggish and I managed to catch him with a haymaker and thats when he did the most ridiculously looking roundhouse kick for a fat person I have ever seen...I catch his leg and spin him around...I decided as this point that a fist fight was probably -EV because of his flab and my small fists so I decided to **** him up with a paper weight(which I did) It only took 4 hits to the head for him to be flat on the floor and then I sat on his back and glouged his eyes out im like "THIS IS HOW BUSTO FEELS"..hes like screaming louder than his daughter at this point " CALLLLLLL THE SHERIFF"..thats when my girlfriend hit me on the ****ing head with somethign, I aint know what that **** was but it made a loud BONG noise, I turn around and I really dont know why I did this but I kicked her in the pu$$y,,,OMGZZZ I WAS SO ****ING MAD I SAID OKKKK, THATS IT..U EITHER STAKE ME, LET ME HAVE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SO I CAN BONUS WHORE OR I WILL KILL YOUR FATHER...SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT BONUS WHORING is????....I EXPLAIN I NEED NEW POKER ACCOUnts to get the bonuses why dont u understand??????

She says "NO" because I spent all her money once before I TRY to explain its different because its basically like getting rakeback for a month but she still dont get it, no college degree having *****.. im like razz would suit you *****..”

“if tiffany michelle was bent over in my hotel room begging daddy to come to bed and fill her tank i would say no ***** the fish are flapping frisk yourself on your own time your not worth my big blinds..”

“and a diploma wont mean a pigeons tit when you are making $500 an hour at poker...no son of mine is wearing a tie unless he wants to wear a one so he can bone corporate whores..”

“I didn;t hear her come in. I was jacking it when she walked in, and it was a crazy japanese hentai porn and am sure I was groaning a little, and this cartoon guy was about to ejaculate when he started shouting and turned into some space rocket and im like thinking WTF, but I still know im going to come (really embarrasing) then my girl called my name so I stood up with mess all over me I tripped over my boxers and I have no clue why but I just blurted out "porn is not poker!" and pulled my shorts up.”

“this guy managed to do a 180 and crash the back of his truck straight into my car WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF the guy comes to my door and hes like oh dude dude im so sorry im like sick cooler... hes like OMG I JUST HAD A CRASH dude!!!! im like yea you are probably a terrible driver.. ..he starts writing down his name and insurance details and this guy is shaking like a chiowowa without a winter coat im like do you want to come in and have a vodka redbull or some cough meds or coffeehes like no im late for work im so sorry..im like if you have a full tilt account we can settle this right now hes like what im like look dude are you a poker player? hes like poker? im like yes, you know NL PLO razz STUD..he said i dont know what you are talking about.I said how about pokerstars i am dawgtanion on pokerstars he looks so confused..i said look man if i was still playin high stakes I would probably just say dont worry about it but im out of action and my fat girlfriend is about to bang out a sprog so I need some funds for heads up play or 6 handed..”

“I got up to leave and thats when he grabbed my arm and said niche whats the secret to turning this around I said hmm probably grind it out at low limits with a small roll playing 10/20cent cent games ..he looked at me confused.. then I said or do what I do... play 3 limits over your bankroll and pull some warewolf moves.”

“After reading yesterday's Herald on the call by a Canberra specialist to legalise the sale of kidneys in Australia, Mr Gill, 44, called the paper, seeking to place an advertisement for one of his kidneys for $50,000.

IM like whoaaaa, thats nosebleeds, noseeeeeeebleeds and I start getting excited…”

"im like no i will not meet you for lunch i think you might want to have sex with me and i dont eat lunch unless its a mayo sandwich."

“im still not in action this is driving me crazy..insurance company said it could be 3 weeks b4 i see money for my car WTFFFF thats longer than a FT cashout”

“i emailed this pharmaceutic company they want to know if i am a fit male i said I was probably one of the fittest in the country and i was once chased by tigers in kenya..I asked if they do rakeback waiting for a response on that...”

“so anyway her dad shows up and shes like why are you just sitting there OH MY GOD..im like what? my dad was not at the presence of my birth I am following tradition plus I need to take down this damn tournament she waddles out of the door crying I look out the window her dad looks pisssssssssed.my fat girlfriend is holding him back..like he wants to come in and fight me? I flip him the double bird and grab my crotch and lock the door..so anyway I crash out of the damn tournamnent on the ****ing bubble and im so pissed that I insterted two fingers into my nose and pushed up really hard and said a weird african word.I completely forgot about my fat girlfriend going to the hospital and fell asleep watching high stakes season 2”

“for you who dont know my fat girlfriend finally squeesed it out he weighs 8 ibs 3 I tell everyone thats 8 3 suited and a bad starting hand but lucky for me now..”




a sample of the great mans work i can't find the masterpiece of "getting back to nature hugging a tree branch" but hey ho somebody will link it"

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/n...eply&t=1654905

Moms horse Died . . .SadFace

I have a clothing site I'm working on will put it out in a few months, will ship shirts of Your choice to friends and a few other 2+2 members as I love the people I have meet threw poker much love bbv . . .

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