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08-11-2019 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
https://twitter.com/njdotcom/status/1118517631001268224
The first hint something was wrong was when the victim caught a ten pound striper in the park.
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08-12-2019 , 01:59 AM
https://twitter.com/MotherJones/stat...62933372215296
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08-12-2019 , 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Doc T River
Pardon the interruption, but Barry Gibb is still alive.
Yea thats coz hes smart and doesn't leave his house
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08-13-2019 , 04:28 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1161129270405718017
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08-13-2019 , 10:13 PM
Some ppl have way too much time
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08-15-2019 , 04:19 PM
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1162085421221896194


i'd be so pissed if those police were crouched behind my car. like wtf, use somebody else's car, there's a guy shooting bullets at you.

definitely wouldn't leave the house obv
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08-17-2019 , 04:08 PM
https://twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/1162518311487361030
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08-17-2019 , 08:39 PM
a common theme for news stories seems to be trying to evoke a reaction of, "glad that's not me"

and you could look at that as a negative, like glass half empty, "they're presenting a distorted version of reality"

but i look at it glass half full like, "hey, these stories are all true, and guess what, today's my lucky day, it didn't happen to me"

and i mostly credit not leaving my house, so i spread the good news to you, helping you live a great life. everything you need is in your house. what are you even doing out there? stop it.
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08-18-2019 , 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by wowsooooted
Some ppl have way too many televisions
FYP
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08-19-2019 , 08:32 AM
never gonna give you up
Spoiler:
never gonna leave my house
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10-31-2019 , 10:53 PM
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1190076262448082945
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11-01-2019 , 03:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1162085421221896194


i'd be so pissed if those police were crouched behind my car. like wtf, use somebody else's car, there's a guy shooting bullets at you.

definitely wouldn't leave the house obv
"Dramatic video from doorbell camera...“? That seems a very high doorbell!
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11-09-2019 , 02:08 AM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1192992745935257601
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11-14-2019 , 02:19 AM
I think a vulture munched off his weiner poor fella
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11-27-2019 , 01:39 AM
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1199532470166786049

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12-03-2019 , 07:34 PM
hah, my parents' old house looked down on that exact view. i left that house long ago, and look what's happened to me.

i'm late to the thread, SA, but do you ever leave your house?
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12-03-2019 , 10:31 PM
no because i'm smart
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12-03-2019 , 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
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12-23-2019 , 07:31 PM
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1209145675373580292
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12-29-2019 , 06:04 AM
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12-31-2019 , 10:05 AM
Smart guy
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01-01-2020 , 05:17 AM
Iyo, what should I do if someone invites me over their house?
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01-01-2020 , 06:19 PM
be careful, very very careful.
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01-05-2020 , 07:42 PM
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/stat...61933092773888
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01-07-2020 , 06:39 PM
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/s...26716590718978
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