Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

BBV4Life Seemingly Indescribable

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-18-2018, 06:13 PM   #76
riitaoja
adept
 
riitaoja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: I've traveled oh so far
Posts: 793
Re: don't leave your house

i left the house and it had the following consequences:
my car is now clean
i got to eat hamburgers
riitaoja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2018, 01:35 PM   #77
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

https://twitter.com/bbcnews/status/1031218117517733889
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2018, 02:08 PM   #78
riitaoja
adept
 
riitaoja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: I've traveled oh so far
Posts: 793
Re: don't leave your house

isn't cruise ship like a floating house and her error was in leaving the cruise ship, which would be like leaving her temporary floating house in a way?


sorry, just curious
riitaoja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2018, 04:36 PM   #79
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-19-2018, 11:04 PM   #80
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2018, 04:05 AM   #81
riitaoja
adept
 
riitaoja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: I've traveled oh so far
Posts: 793
Re: don't leave your house

I have to leave my house tomorrow. Does anyone here have any advice how to improve my odds of survival?
All advice is appreciated.
riitaoja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2018, 06:45 PM   #82
Mr.mmmKay
Drugs are bad...
 
Mr.mmmKay's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: no
Posts: 18,148
Re: don't leave your house

full face helmet
Mr.mmmKay is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2018, 07:52 PM   #83
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

don't walk in the street or **** around. just keep your eyes open but also check behind you because a car can drive up on a curb behind you really fast and you would never see it coming so you gotta look back. and just generally walk as far away from the curb as you can, and if you have a tree or a post blocking you can linger a little longer because it's generally safer there but in between blocking zones you should move briskly, but not too briskly, obviously, because you can get in trouble that way too. just be reasonable, please.
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-23-2018, 07:55 PM   #84
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

don't go to an amusement park. people get left upside down for hours and they get a headache or injure themselves or die, there's no reason to go to an amusement park. stick to carnivals, but not the rides, and don't indulge in too much carnival food but don't avoid eating for too long because that can also lead to dizzyness which could lead to falling into the street to get run over or falling over the side of a bridge or rolling down a hill into snakes, anything could happen so remember to eat a little bit every few hours and don't forget to drink
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2018, 01:04 AM   #85
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1033171381205311488
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2018, 12:48 PM   #86
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
Re: don't leave your house

Brought to you by Acme.
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2018, 01:05 PM   #87
Tuma
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Tuma's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Detroit
Posts: 14,609
Re: don't leave your house

It's like, on any given day you can "go outside" and inherit the chance of being struck down by a meteorite. But then there's space rock, which trades better than gold. So in a way it's a double edged sword -- there is the good, and the bad. I'm glad op is here to give us the critical facts.
Tuma is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-26-2018, 12:43 AM   #88
riitaoja
adept
 
riitaoja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: I've traveled oh so far
Posts: 793
Re: don't leave your house

Thank you all for the good advice. It feels good to be alive.
riitaoja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-2018, 04:10 PM   #89
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house



this is a really cool house but i wouldn't want to live there because you only get this amazing view if you're walking in from the outside and i'd never want to leave because it's in the middle of the desert, but i'd love a house right in the spot where the person taking this picture is, it's a great view for a house
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-27-2018, 08:53 PM   #90
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
Re: don't leave your house

But it provides bonus food and production on desert tiles. And the holy grail is inside.
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2018, 12:38 AM   #91
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1034297271016411136
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-28-2018, 12:42 AM   #92
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

but you also want to be careful not to go too far away from water, either

you can avoid all these problems with water and so forth by just staying inside your house, which has everything you need and it's super safe
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-29-2018, 12:09 AM   #93
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1034643567241768960
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-30-2018, 10:47 AM   #94
riitaoja
adept
 
riitaoja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: I've traveled oh so far
Posts: 793
Re: don't leave your house

brb ordering cheese and yoghurt
riitaoja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-31-2018, 01:26 PM   #95
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/s...15469590130688
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-01-2018, 12:12 AM   #96
Dominic
Tripod
 
Dominic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vegas
Posts: 70,429
Re: don't leave your house

I just ate some cheese!! Man, that was a close one.
Dominic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2018, 08:30 PM   #97
D1G1TALFOX
banned
 
D1G1TALFOX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Paper Street
Posts: 1,137
Re: don't leave your house

Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian View Post
don't hack the global economy to avenge your dead dad and other victims of capitalism
No Promises . . .
D1G1TALFOX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2018, 11:50 PM   #98
jcorb
veteran
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: banishment land
Posts: 2,325
Re: don't leave your house

isn't cheese spoiled milk that has solidified?
jcorb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2018, 11:58 PM   #99
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,018
Re: don't leave your house

absolutely
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2018, 01:21 PM   #100
Morphismus
Resurrected & Approved
 
Morphismus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: noiɈɒɔo⅃
Posts: 21,074
Re: don't leave your house

Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian View Post


this is a really cool house but i wouldn't want to live there because you only get this amazing view if you're walking in from the outside and i'd never want to leave because it's in the middle of the desert, but i'd love a house right in the spot where the person taking this picture is, it's a great view for a house
Quote:
Originally Posted by zikzak View Post
But it provides bonus food and production on desert tiles. And the holy grail is inside.
can't beat the holy grail
Morphismus is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive
 
 
Poker Players - Streaming Live Online