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Old 08-08-2018, 09:28 PM   #51
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My grand-daughter was bitten by a rattlesnake 20 yards from her front door. Luckily they didn't have to amputate her foot.

I am now on a rattle snake killing frenzy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAzV0nOyu94
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:29 PM   #52
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20 yards outside her front door i bet
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:45 PM   #53
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she lives in the country, it was under her rabbit cage.
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:58 PM   #54
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but there are fun things to play with outside, like wild vaginas and animals to harvest and eat
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Old 08-09-2018, 03:21 PM   #55
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harvesting and eating wild vaginas is my favorite pastime!
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Old 08-09-2018, 03:25 PM   #56
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you don't have to leave your house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2_JKYVSYO0
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Old 08-09-2018, 03:31 PM   #57
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yeah that's my point: you don't have to and you shouldn't

(i didn't watch your video because i assume it's scary)
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:32 AM   #58
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Old 08-11-2018, 12:43 AM   #59
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Parasitic illness linked to Zumbrota campground spreads to 72 people
Bacteria that cause waterborne illnesses were found at the Shades of Sherwood Campground.


Woman dies from infection after she’s nipped by new puppy
A Wisconsin woman has died after a nip from her new puppy — and it may be due to the same rare blood infection from dog’s saliva that forced a man to have all of his limbs amputated, according to a report.
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Old 08-11-2018, 05:05 AM   #60
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i'm getting mixed signals here. should i leave my house or shouldn't i?
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:13 AM   #61
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Old 08-11-2018, 09:00 AM   #62
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Man Kayaking With Daughter Fights Rabid Beaver To The Death
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Old 08-11-2018, 02:56 PM   #63
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great. killer rabid beavers, like we don't have enough to worry about.

And get this. Got in late last night, won big at 8/16 limit O8, to find a guddamned TARANTULA walking across the dining room like he owned the place!

Captured him alive and put him out by my woodpile. crikey, it is a dangerous world.
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Old 08-11-2018, 03:31 PM   #64
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i'm getting mixed signals here. should i leave my house or shouldn't i?
you're allowed to leave your house when it's dangerous to be inside the house but let's be reasonable here: it's almost never a good decision to leave your house
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Old 08-12-2018, 01:00 AM   #65
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you're allowed to leave your house when it's dangerous to be inside the house but let's be reasonable here: it's almost never a good decision to leave your house
I usually don’t leave my bed.
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Old 08-13-2018, 09:08 AM   #66
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they say that many of us die in the safety of our own homes. being reasonable and avoiding danger sounds hard.
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Old 08-13-2018, 01:21 PM   #67
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maybe your generation, but most people from my generation die on the battlefield or from skydiving or while camping
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Old 08-13-2018, 07:21 PM   #68
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Most people die in hospitals, so don't ever go to one of those.
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:07 PM   #69
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Most people die in hospitals, so don't ever go to one of those.
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Old 08-14-2018, 02:27 PM   #70
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Old 08-14-2018, 07:44 PM   #71
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very true, hospitals are more dangerous places to be in than homes indeed
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stop spreading misinformation
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Old 08-15-2018, 11:31 PM   #73
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Old 08-16-2018, 03:55 PM   #74
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Old 08-18-2018, 04:26 PM   #75
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You'll be pleased to know, I have not left the house today.
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