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Old 07-30-2018, 06:51 PM   #26
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i laughed ^. point to staying inside.
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Old 07-30-2018, 06:51 PM   #27
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counter point: the fashion police
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:16 AM   #28
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Old 07-31-2018, 12:23 AM   #29
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I left the house today and it was horrible. I went to a different state and ended up dozens of miles from home wandering unfamiliar cities looking for a place to eat. I eventually settled on Popeye's, which tbh really wasn't horrible at all. I like fried chicken.
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Old 07-31-2018, 04:47 AM   #30
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Hiding in my room, safe within my womb,
I touch no one and no one touches me.
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Old 07-31-2018, 07:14 PM   #31
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I left my house last friday and tomorrow I'll find out if it's still standing. I hope so...
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Old 07-31-2018, 11:40 PM   #32
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Old 08-01-2018, 05:37 AM   #33
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I once opened my window, it was scary.
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Old 08-01-2018, 04:19 PM   #34
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Old 08-01-2018, 10:41 PM   #35
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I like your blog a lot better
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:25 AM   #36
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:25 AM   #37
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All who read these terrible tales just remember if you never leave your house, you will still die. Without having lived first.

But everyone who has had a near-death experience says dying is the best thing ever, so don't worry, everything is going to be okay.
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Old 08-02-2018, 04:59 AM   #38
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Another public spaces scam
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:51 PM   #39
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:55 PM   #40
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Binge on the weekends and stay sober on weekdays.
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Old 08-02-2018, 05:22 PM   #41
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All who read these terrible tales just remember if you never leave your house, you will still die. Without having lived first.

But everyone who has had a near-death experience says dying is the best thing ever, so don't worry, everything is going to be okay.
dear readers,

dead people feel no thoughts or emotions, no more than a computer can do calculations after the power cord is unplugged. dead people don’t feel satisfaction or remorse, they feel nothing at all. the only thing to do with life is to not die. don’t leave your house. don’t drink the wrong amount of alcohol. don’t touch plants with your skin. don’t buy specialty food/drink at mcdonald’s. stay tuned to this thread for more tips and tricks.
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Old 08-02-2018, 11:09 PM   #42
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Old 08-03-2018, 05:12 AM   #43
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I left my house last friday and tomorrow I'll find out if it's still standing. I hope so...
The house is still there!
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Old 08-03-2018, 08:23 PM   #44
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and don't dive into water. so many people get head and neck injuries diving into water or even worse they're left paralyzed for the rest of their lives, so if you accidentally leave your house and your friends are pressuring you to jump into some water, just don't do it. do not do it. i don't care how many people you see jump, 99/100 people can do it fine but you're probably gonna be that 1 and it would be really really bad and not at all worth it. just stay inside your house.
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Old 08-06-2018, 04:10 PM   #45
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don't go into the ocean. if you want to be in water just get a swimming pool installed at your house

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Old 08-07-2018, 02:14 AM   #46
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:21 AM   #47
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My first book is about a pineapple named Winston, it's a 678 page long novel, where Winston wants to find his sexuality, but realizes that he, as a pineapple,
has no gender, or need for sex, so, after 6 chapters of internal conflict, he has 2 chapters of self realization. He than decides to become a politician,
but realizes that in only 2 days, he'll rot. Once achieving his dreams of becoming a politician, he realizes that all politicians are genderless,
rotting fruits, just as he is. In the end, he has the horrifying realization that he's a pineapple, and therefore can't, think, move, or talk,
and spend 5 chapters finding out how he got into the white house.
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:33 AM   #48
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I need mire tips I need them now
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Old 08-07-2018, 11:57 AM   #49
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Old 08-08-2018, 09:16 PM   #50
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