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Old 06-24-2020, 10:55 PM   #226
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Re: don't leave your house

can't stay at home forever tho
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Old 06-25-2020, 09:06 AM   #227
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can't stay at home forever tho
Order takeout and groceries, and hookers. Find drug dealer that delivers and there is no reason to ever leave home again.
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Old 07-08-2020, 04:21 PM   #228
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Old 07-08-2020, 04:23 PM   #229
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Old 07-12-2020, 07:12 AM   #230
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Re: don't leave your house

You don't get a sweet suit like that sitting at home, you have to earn it!
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Old 07-15-2020, 05:56 PM   #231
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Old 08-22-2020, 02:01 AM   #232
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Old 09-20-2020, 09:24 PM   #233
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lol this thread is so ****in smart, i am so ****in smart. it's true! it's true. more and more people are saying it every day
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Old 09-20-2020, 09:37 PM   #234
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I went outside yesterday to check the mail and now I have Ebola.
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i can't go the rest of my life without playing galaga '88 at least one more time. outside wins.
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i always leave my house, because it's so heavy that i cannot take it with me to places
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Hiding in my room, safe within my womb,
I touch no one and no one touches me.
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I once opened my window, it was scary.
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All who read these terrible tales just remember if you never leave your house, you will still die. Without having lived first.

But everyone who has had a near-death experience says dying is the best thing ever, so don't worry, everything is going to be okay.
you gave a condescending speech without listening to the very real and effective information i was laying down that could have saved 200,000 american lives if only you had listened to ME instead of trying to teach me some of your sub-my level knowledge

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avoid using chinese electricity / devices
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don’t go on cruise ships
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Old 09-21-2020, 01:54 AM   #235
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Old 09-21-2020, 12:50 PM   #236
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SA,

I have two houses. What am I supposed to do?
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