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Originally Posted by zikzak
I went outside yesterday to check the mail and now I have Ebola.
you laughed
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Originally Posted by Tuma
i can't go the rest of my life without playing galaga '88 at least one more time. outside wins.
you laughed
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Originally Posted by riitaoja
i always leave my house, because it's so heavy that i cannot take it with me to places
you laughed
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Originally Posted by Big_Bad_Bill
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb,
I touch no one and no one touches me.
you laughed
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Originally Posted by FranFran
I once opened my window, it was scary.
you laughed
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Originally Posted by Captain Boomer
All who read these terrible tales just remember if you never leave your house, you will still die. Without having lived first.
But everyone who has had a near-death experience says dying is the best thing ever, so don't worry, everything is going to be okay.
you gave a condescending speech without listening to the very real and effective information i was laying down that could have saved 200,000 american lives if only you had listened to ME instead of trying to teach me some of your sub-my level knowledge
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Originally Posted by Tuma
avoid using chinese electricity / devices
you are plugged into the moron cultural zeitgeist like none other
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
don’t go on cruise ships
NOBEL PRIZE, PLEASE
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
full face helmet
haha great joke NOT. I WAS SERIOUS AND YOU LAUGHED. YOU ARE THE WRONG ONE
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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
be careful, very very careful.
you laughed!