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06-24-2020 , 10:55 PM

#226

wowsooooted

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,077

can't stay at home forever tho

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06-25-2020 , 09:06 AM

#227

JohnyCrash

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,537

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Originally Posted by wowsooooted

can't stay at home forever tho

Order takeout and groceries, and hookers. Find drug dealer that delivers and there is no reason to ever leave home again.

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07-08-2020 , 04:21 PM

#228

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/ABCWorldNews/sta...50310668767232

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07-08-2020 , 04:23 PM

#229

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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Originally Posted by wowsooooted

can't stay at home forever tho

lol watch me

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07-12-2020 , 07:12 AM

#230

thethethe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,485

You don't get a sweet suit like that sitting at home, you have to earn it!

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07-15-2020 , 05:56 PM

#231

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/AvatarDomy/statu...76498345299969

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08-22-2020 , 02:01 AM

#232

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1296999280570376193

lol he looks hungry, too

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09-20-2020 , 09:24 PM

#233

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

lol this thread is so ****in smart, i am so ****in smart. it's true! it's true. more and more people are saying it every day

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09-20-2020 , 09:37 PM

#234

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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Originally Posted by zikzak

I went outside yesterday to check the mail and now I have Ebola.

you laughed

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Originally Posted by Tuma

i can't go the rest of my life without playing galaga '88 at least one more time. outside wins.

you laughed

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Originally Posted by riitaoja

i always leave my house, because it's so heavy that i cannot take it with me to places

you laughed

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Originally Posted by Big_Bad_Bill

Hiding in my room, safe within my womb,
I touch no one and no one touches me.

you laughed

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Originally Posted by FranFran

I once opened my window, it was scary.

you laughed

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Originally Posted by Captain Boomer

All who read these terrible tales just remember if you never leave your house, you will still die. Without having lived first.

But everyone who has had a near-death experience says dying is the best thing ever, so don't worry, everything is going to be okay.

you gave a condescending speech without listening to the very real and effective information i was laying down that could have saved 200,000 american lives if only you had listened to ME instead of trying to teach me some of your sub-my level knowledge

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Originally Posted by Tuma

avoid using chinese electricity / devices

you are plugged into the moron cultural zeitgeist like none other

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

don’t go on cruise ships

NOBEL PRIZE, PLEASE

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

full face helmet

haha great joke NOT. I WAS SERIOUS AND YOU LAUGHED. YOU ARE THE WRONG ONE

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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

be careful, very very careful.

you laughed!

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09-21-2020 , 01:54 AM

#235

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

I lol'd

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09-21-2020 , 12:50 PM

#236

Howard Treesong

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,681

SA,

I have two houses. What am I supposed to do?

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10-28-2020 , 04:59 AM

#237

thethethe

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,485

Police officer raiding illegal cockfight gets killed by rooster
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-54715327

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11-05-2020 , 08:04 PM

#238

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,385

king idiot was onto something.

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01-29-2021 , 07:28 AM

#239

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1355093155423678465

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05-01-2021 , 02:03 PM

#240

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1388538707603492868

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01-04-2022 , 12:22 PM

#241

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

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01-16-2022 , 06:12 AM

#242

gamboolman

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 276

Tonga Volcano Eruption

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/weather...ami-in-pacific

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02-23-2022 , 03:16 AM

#243

ScreaminAsian

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02-23-2022 , 01:50 PM

#244

Schlitz mmmm

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lol

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06-12-2022 , 12:16 AM

#245

ScreaminAsian

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06-22-2022 , 09:58 AM

#246

TremendousSlouch

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Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 158

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

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07-06-2022 , 04:49 AM

#247

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

well... i am mandated by the government to stay home soooo

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07-06-2022 , 05:01 AM

#248

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

got the covids

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07-06-2022 , 05:27 AM

#249

thethethe

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,485

I was going to make a joke about you needing to get with the times, Luke, only catching covid now.

Someone literally just knocked on my door with a mask on to say we have covid in the building I live, and that their are tests at the reception I need to go do.