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i've gone in to a night so horny that i'm determined to hook up no matter what. sometimes this means sucking up when there are no traditionally attractive (i'm trying to be polite) girls at a party or bar. just man up, get wasted, and hit on big girls. aint nothin wrong with that.

it is wrong when they're big AND ugly tho

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01-13-2010 , 04:35 PM

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Vintage00

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Originally Posted by Ev1lTwin

it is wrong when they're big AND ugly tho

I still maintain that if you haven't done this at least once, your college years were a waste.

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01-13-2010 , 04:36 PM

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Gerv

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There were tons and tons of hot chicks all over so we figure it was gonna be pretty easy. It certainly was.....

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01-13-2010 , 04:59 PM

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allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

beat) I had bruises on each butt cheek from the bed of the truck

Pro Tip: Bend over the tailgate and let him take you from behind. It has the added benefit of you not having to look at the ugly, old ****er.

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01-13-2010 , 05:01 PM

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Pro Tip: Bend over the tailgate and let him take you from behind. It has the added benefit of you not having to look at the ugly, old ****er.

Sounds like the voice of experience.

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01-13-2010 , 05:06 PM

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allinontheturn

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Experience being the ugly, old ****er ... yes.

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01-13-2010 , 05:12 PM

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you gotta pay the troll toll

<3<3<3

how the f*ck did i miss this comment the first time?

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01-13-2010 , 05:13 PM

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PritEPritEGood

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Pro Tip: Bend over the tailgate and let him take you from behind. It has the added benefit of you not having to look at the ugly, old ****er.

Well when you're wasted it's easier to just lay there...not to mention while you're trashed, when you see the back of the truck coming towards you and away from you, over and over again, it can induce vomiting, then your face goes in it, because the guy doesn't care if you're puking your brains out,...that's not good eats!

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01-13-2010 , 05:14 PM

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Ev1lTwin

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Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

wash it down with semen. ezgame

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01-13-2010 , 05:17 PM

#85

PritEPritEGood

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Originally Posted by Ev1lTwin

wash it down with semen. ezgame

There is NOTHING worse then the smell of semen and puke wafting up into your sinuses. That sir OFFENDS my sense of sniff!

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01-13-2010 , 05:19 PM

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Ev1lTwin

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Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

There is NOTHING worse then the smell of semen and puke wafting up into your sinuses. That sir OFFENDS my sense of sniff!

your nose should be plugged with semen already. people, this is not rocket science!

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01-13-2010 , 05:22 PM

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PritEPritEGood

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Originally Posted by Ev1lTwin

your nose should be plugged with semen already. people, this is not rocket science!

Are you suggesting I should let him facial me first so that way I can potentially be blind and have my sense of sniff offended, thus meaning I wouldn't care if he was ugly or old, or had saggy balls?

Please Advise!

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01-13-2010 , 05:28 PM

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33Jimmy1978

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How far from Flint PritEPritEgood?

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01-13-2010 , 05:30 PM

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PritEPritEGood

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How far from Flint PritEPritEgood?

I use to live outside of Grand Rapids. I am now in Warwick, RI. About 45min away from Foxwoods. *UMPH*

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01-13-2010 , 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

of course not. this is why you always carry spare semen on you from previous pickup truck encounters. make sure it's easily accessible while you're getting ****ed so you can use it right before he cums

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01-13-2010 , 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ev1lTwin

Thank you for that advice. I shall take this under consideration. It's nice to know that you're looking out for what could be sprayed on my face. So then are you suggesting that I empty out an Afrin bottle, and use a small needle to put the semen in there, so then I can carry it in my purse and then use as needed?

Please advise!

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01-13-2010 , 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Thank you for that advise. I shall take this under consideration. It's nice to know that you're looking out for what could be sprayed on my face. So then are you suggesting that I empty out an Afrin bottle, and use a small needle to put the semen in there, so then I can carry it in my purse and then use as needed?

Please advise!

yes, but storing it in your anus will work as long as his penis will not be going up there. try this method and report back with results

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01-13-2010 , 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Chicks do it too. One night I get completely wasted off a bottle of tequila. I'm checkin this guy out, he looks hot, I find myself attracted to him. So I wobble up to the bar and start my flirtin and he's interested. We make out, we drink, we make out some more, then we leave the bar.

We're walking to the parking lot and he's like, "Wanna get in the bed of my truck"...well when you're in South Dakota, the bed of the truck is as good as a bed at home. So we get into the bed of the truck, and I start just ho'in out. In the middle of my ho'in, I sober up, and realize that the guy I'm with is old enough to be my dad. I completely freak out on the inside and I had no idea what to do...so I'm like "lemme give ya some good mouth love" he's like "okay"....so I get ready to do my thing, and I make myself puke all over him. He freaks out, pushes me off of him and tells me to gtfo of his truck...I'm more then happy to run away....

beat) he was old
beat) he was insanely ugly
beat) I puked up all the good tequila that was still in my stomach
beat) I had bruises on each butt cheek from the bed of the truck
beat) sadly I did it again a few weeks later

There is abso. no brag at all about this...

This is better than the OP story.

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01-13-2010 , 05:39 PM

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I use to live outside of Grand Rapids. I am now in Warwick, RI. About 45min away from Foxwoods. *UMPH*

Glad someone made it out of Michigan.

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01-13-2010 , 05:42 PM

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allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by 33Jimmy1978

Glad someone made it out of Michigan.

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01-13-2010 , 05:42 PM

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PritEPritEGood

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Originally Posted by Ev1lTwin

yes, but storing it in your anus will work as long as his penis will not be going up there. try this method and report back with results

Dear Sir,

As much as I appreciate the thought of not having to sit on the ****ter for an eternity, this is quite frankly not possible. I wish I could report back w/ results for you, but sadly, if I'm taking it up the turd cutter, I require that it be sucked out w/ a straw. It's only the polite thing to do. Ass babies are bad!