great technique son

i dont know about everyone else, but im certainly jealous.

Holy crap I remember that!

Also, 5* TR OP

yes, she must have had beer goggles on to go with you

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insta5stars

oh man, she is definitely a fattie, wtf!

that party looks banging tbh

hahah...well done Juan

Don't play poker drunk

I think OP secretly knew she was disgusting, that's why he was trying to cover her face up with his hand.

5 stars ldo

lol well hey alls well that ends well, rite?

I'd hit it ...

borderline hittable for me.

I instantly like OP. Any man that hasn't done something similar is really not a man.

Just be thankful that you got separated from her before you went home. Starting 2010 by waking up next to her probably would have been a little disappointing to say the least.

i think that wouldve made this TR hyper epic.....

I wake up not remembering anything with no blanket, butt ass naked, look to my left , and rolled quietly off my bed trying not to disturb the rhyno i happen to be sleeping with...

She wakes up , goes to living room, roommate makes fun of me for the rest of my life....

you go to ben's chili bowl?

i have been to it.....

i live half a mile north of dc, but have never been there

i really thought mayo would have pointed out by now that the title says googles and not goggles. he's really slacking on his nittyness these days.

bahahahaha

I like the suspense of pics pic 1 looks like she could be decent but the last one says it all

Nah, its good enough as is. No new stds no rape charges and no stage 5 clinger tracking you down. A solid win imo.

you guys need to up your DC drunken-eating game.


Steak & Egg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ben's Chili Bowl

Hahahahahahaha that's classic...be glad she's gone lol

EDIT: so you didn't have to wake up next to that **** in the morning....eeeeeek

Well at least you have a nice suit on.

Remember, you must kill the animal before you wear it as a fur.

I have a story that involves this being the end result. I already posted it in another forum, but I might crosspost it here.

Chicks do it too. One night I get completely wasted off a bottle of tequila. I'm checkin this guy out, he looks hot, I find myself attracted to him. So I wobble up to the bar and start my flirtin and he's interested. We make out, we drink, we make out some more, then we leave the bar.

We're walking to the parking lot and he's like, "Wanna get in the bed of my truck"...well when you're in South Dakota, the bed of the truck is as good as a bed at home. So we get into the bed of the truck, and I start just ho'in out. In the middle of my ho'in, I sober up, and realize that the guy I'm with is old enough to be my dad. I completely freak out on the inside and I had no idea what to do...so I'm like "lemme give ya some good mouth love" he's like "okay"....so I get ready to do my thing, and I make myself puke all over him. He freaks out, pushes me off of him and tells me to gtfo of his truck...I'm more then happy to run away....

beat) he was old
beat) he was insanely ugly
beat) I puked up all the good tequila that was still in my stomach
beat) I had bruises on each butt cheek from the bed of the truck
beat) sadly I did it again a few weeks later

There is abso. no brag at all about this...