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Old 03-08-2009, 09:55 PM   #126
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Re: despite my requests i find a deep void in my lambast but found zest in my queen

If you compiled this into a book I would buy it
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Old 03-09-2009, 03:22 AM   #127
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So we brought out champagne. Don't be impressed. That's how we do. (Your Mum and I.) Go grab me somethin' to eat while we settle this thang. Ain't nothing doing that I ain't plyin'. Stick that in your tail and go fetch me an egg salad sandwich while her and I take care of this like respectable gentiles in the womb. Now how's about that salad I was talking about sharknose?!? Quit buggin' 'fore I call the cops so they can send thee exterminator. My reasoning is likewise.

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So I begrudgingly went to fetch him his sandwich, not so much as angst as in love. After all it was in the best interest of my mother to accept his wishes. This was the fourth day in a row he had come over and every night he brought her a beacon of hope. He was like a jewel amongst the willows and he had come to massage her every thought in the finest licquers. He would come over these nights and brainwash me and the other siblings I was exposed to. There were nine of us and each one of us had a nose and two eyes and the Good Lord couldn't ask more than that of us as we each were born to glide amongst his swanky footsteps. It was as if we were vessels about to be squirmed and shook then catapulted to the beyond. This view might be disregarded and I should think it should be but we had red hair and green eyes. We couldn't help feeling a little sorry of our sort and so we played with worms and played with burrows.
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Old 03-09-2009, 03:43 AM   #128
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Re: despite my requests i find a deep void in my lambast but found zest in my queen

Puppy, I think you and I could have been soulmates in another color, on a seperate all-analog planet, long long ago in the future
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:36 PM   #129
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Last night the wife and I went out to buy a brand new microwave. It's giddy silk shot me like race cars to the heart. You don't even know what it felt like but just imagine the most slippery smooth you've ever seen and shake your face in it. Treat it like dinosaurs. We were drenched in each other and I knew the moon had come. Twenty year old opposites everywhere. The sun shook.
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Old 03-13-2009, 01:45 AM   #130
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Old 03-13-2009, 03:10 AM   #131
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Old 03-24-2009, 11:26 PM   #132
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Her teats sat on my scrubbage like rainbows out of the BOOOOSHHHHH. They were puppy sacks so fragile that I felt they would be dusted in a minute when along came Sirene. She the God she was. The God she is. Droops of armor as bouyant as the day. Take your time!!
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:08 AM   #133
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I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.
I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.
I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.
I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.

I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.

I personally or the team have a strong history of being in and on the podium. So that's kind of our goal year in and year out as a team and try to get those potatoes into the championchips and out of the championchip bags that I've noticed and if you go through the setbacks and work through those things and we try to cultivate that and work with the transistioning. And we've got to develop. Especially those overarching things we train for in the qualities developed. Looking at cornstalks. We're trying to get maximum threshold as high as we can and we try to periodize it out where there is some meat and threshold when we progress and handle progressions in terms of intensity. We try to pinpoint how much volume can be handled if beneficial. There is a range that will be beast for to handle a year.
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:09 AM   #134
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We all had our little sacks laid out succinctly. It was as if our flames were organized neatly. I'm not sure, how long it took. But the good Lord came, and presented his book. I ate cheese while the dogs ate salami. Who care's when they're dogs they get the bad salami! It's almost as if you haven't even heard. That my girls the worm, and I'm the bird. We cook out barbecues every day. If you've been to one, you've got it made!!!!!! Go to your mother's house and get her to fry you up something nice.

Jake

We all had our little sacks laid out succinctly. It was as if our flames were organized neatly. I'm not sure, how long it took. But the good Lord came, and presented his book. I ate cheese while the dogs ate salami. Who care's when they're dogs they get the bad salami! It's almost as if you haven't even heard. That my girls the worm, and I'm the bird. We cook out barbecues every day. If you've been to one, you've got it made!!!!!! Go to your mother's house and get her to fry you up something nice.

Jake

We all had our little sacks laid out succinctly. It was as if our flames were organized neatly. I'm not sure, how long it took. But the good Lord came, and presented his book. I ate cheese while the dogs ate salami. Who care's when they're dogs they get the bad salami! It's almost as if you haven't even heard. That my girls the worm, and I'm the bird. We cook out barbecues every day. If you've been to one, you've got it made!!!!!! Go to your mother's house and get her to fry you up something nice.

Jake

We all had our little sacks laid out succinctly. It was as if our flames were organized neatly. I'm not sure, how long it took. But the good Lord came, and presented his book. I ate cheese while the dogs ate salami. Who care's when they're dogs they get the bad salami! It's almost as if you haven't even heard. That my girls the worm, and I'm the bird. We cook out barbecues every day. If you've been to one, you've got it made!!!!!! Go to your mother's house and get her to fry you up something nice.

Jake
We all had our little sacks laid out succinctly. It was as if our flames were organized neatly. I'm not sure, how long it took. But the good Lord came, and presented his book. I ate cheese while the dogs ate salami. Who care's when they're dogs they get the bad salami! It's almost as if you haven't even heard. That my girls the worm, and I'm the bird. We cook out barbecues every day. If you've been to one, you've got it made!!!!!! Go to your mother's house and get her to fry you up something nice.

Jake
We all had our little sacks laid out succinctly. It was as if our flames were organized neatly. I'm not sure, how long it took. But the good Lord came, and presented his book. I ate cheese while the dogs ate salami. Who care's when they're dogs they get the bad salami! It's almost as if you haven't even heard. That my girls the worm, and I'm the bird. We cook out barbecues every day. If you've been to one, you've got it made!!!!!! Go to your mother's house and get her to fry you up something nice.

Jake
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:38 PM   #135
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"Hi Timmy. Thought your name was Jimmy," he said sheepishly to the goat.

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Old 04-14-2009, 05:59 PM   #136
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Jean and I had a baby which spewed forth her vulva IN THE MANNER OF A calf heated in old butter/wrapped in cellophane. After she had it she inserted and electrode into it's left eye. She then called it something that stuck.

She ate the baby so we don't have this baby no more.
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Old 04-14-2009, 07:34 PM   #137
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OP i didnt know you liked to get wet

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Old 04-16-2009, 09:18 PM   #138
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A bad acid trip iyam but nbd
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:27 PM   #139
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:44 PM   #140
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Some day learned men will write about this thread.

It has changed me to the core.

Tuna laced with cyanide on the flip side of the copious boulevard.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:58 PM   #141
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Jean and I had a baby which spewed forth her vulva IN THE MANNER OF A calf heated in old butter/wrapped in cellophane. After she had it she inserted and electrode into it's left eye. She then called it something that stuck.

She ate the baby so we don't have this baby no more.
so, um, how'd Engl 201 go for you this semester? C?
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:17 PM   #142
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Old 06-19-2009, 05:45 PM   #143
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Moar PFY please.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:17 PM   #144
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Bump cause Puppy is back and I demand more.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:31 PM   #145
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Please do this more please
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When you're down in the dumps, it's because you're not moving. When you're not moving, it's because you're sitting. If you're moving, move in a sustained direction most of the time.
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so may poasting all stars in this thread.
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YOU REMIND ME OF A TIME WHEN THE FLOWER MEETS THE SEA
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Wtf was I on?
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