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despite my requests i find a deep void in my lambast but found zest in my queen despite my requests i find a deep void in my lambast but found zest in my queen

10-26-2008 , 01:20 AM
People are right now
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10-26-2008 , 01:39 AM
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why do the mods allow these shameless "up my own post count" threads
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10-26-2008 , 03:20 PM
Doctor Spike said we'd give it a shot even though he didn't think it would work. So we went to The Lasso Club. Days later my wife asked for a divorce. What she didn't think about was how her car stereo needed to be fixed. I magnified this with a call to the ole Doc. He had a good pair of magnifying glasses.

Mista Doc Spike ladies and gentleman!!
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10-26-2008 , 03:28 PM
829 minutes ago a poster posted to my blog about his ideas of fun. Who he was and the kind of stuff he wants. I tell him to enjoy zest and be set free `````~~achieve~~----but remember with no worries pal!!

JUST ENJOY ZEST
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10-26-2008 , 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
You'll be gone before the night is over.
hell be gone within next 30 threads
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10-26-2008 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by PuppyFridayYall
Here is a letter I wrote to a friend of the family. (A woman.)

Dearly Beloved,

Your eyes remind me of a time when the flower meets the sea. I love you with all my heart. If you condone, please send back three swizzlesticks or don't you dare say a word of this to anyone.

Best,

Jake

lol.
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10-26-2008 , 04:16 PM
this is brilliant
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10-26-2008 , 05:30 PM
Maids clean on Sundays. MAIDS ONLY CLEAN ON SUNDAYS. Do you know what she was thinking on Sunday you mange. About the best book she could think of, of course. One could only hope it would go down smooth. With the maid and all, I mean. It seems reasonable with her around on Sunday.
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10-26-2008 , 05:35 PM
On his arm.
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10-26-2008 , 05:36 PM
You mean on his leg!!
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10-26-2008 , 05:40 PM
A poem I wrote my peanut goes like this:

Peanut
You are my sweet
Of all the land I feel you best
You are my heart
This is my blog
No matter
Because I seriously love you and would spread out across the mountaintops to say this
This is the truth
This is the truth
This is the truth
This is the truth
And the truth is simple
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10-26-2008 , 05:43 PM
Doc Spike wut up brotha!!!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@ !@!@!@!@!@!TELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYO UHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYO UHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYO UHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYO UHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYS HEISADRAGQUEENONOFANONTELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETEL LMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETEL LMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETEL LMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETELLMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADETEL LMYSISTERYOUHAVEITMADE
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10-26-2008 , 05:53 PM
series of links that i feel are best and most appropriate given the time frame we're in:

http://www.tripledoubleyou.com/
http://www.elmundo.com/sitio/primera...era%20P%E1gina
http://www.spagweb.com/v8mini/
what could be morerelevant
http://www.gemm.nl/
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10-26-2008 , 06:15 PM
I was fond of Ethel before the war and after the war as she fed me cinnamon out of those pussycat lips. A mutual respite would fair us both well if she were to dance with the verve of youth as she so often did. We oodled together, nestled in the chimney fragrance of life, that is life, as we so often did. And when I am president I will cuddle with everyone and bring flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-27-2008 , 12:31 AM
Blog entry

Put a spark plug in my car which then ignited into one big changing orgy party. Enter the music and lights. Diving downward down came the most glorious feeling of jubilation. It was a glorious, interesting looking woman rubbing up against my thigh. It felt sensual. While it seemed like it shouldn't be, it was natural. And it should be natural, I think. It happened for hours as I walked down the street. One would have to go to sleep and another would fill in. Girl after girl and the strangeness of each anew. It's important to prepare I thought. YES IT IS IMPORTANT TO PREPARE. But this, this was good too and I set out to make it a continual thing. After some preparation. Focused. I got it to where it would happen every time I walked outside. A glorious new woman would pop up and start rubbing her body against mine until she had to leave. It was in unison and this thing I had set out to do and did felt great.
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10-27-2008 , 12:47 AM
This is really great. I it.
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10-27-2008 , 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 8_high
this is brilliant
QFT more plz
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10-28-2008 , 01:50 AM
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10-28-2008 , 01:53 AM
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10-28-2008 , 02:01 AM
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10-28-2008 , 09:28 PM
Reported to Frederic Sanchez again, earlier, about the goatee problem that's been cropping up on campus this year. He said he'd see what he could do. To be honest with you Beth, I wasn't relieved.

Your confidant in the finer things,

Sue Thompson
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10-28-2008 , 09:37 PM
Beth, your socks will be blasted off on this one!! Have you heard the news? Jim Scheckelback from Deerborn (you know the one ) brought a piece of ~StEwSiEs~ out to the other Jimmy. They were delightful.

I felt like I was sixteen again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!!!!!!!!

Your confidant in the finer things,

Sue Thompson
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10-28-2008 , 09:44 PM
Beth, last long distance letter for awhile now. My husband killed himself and my kids were put in jail for raping that calf Jim Scheckelback had brought out with the second round of tasty ~StEwSiEs~. We ate the ~StEwSiEs~ on top of Jimmy's dead corpse which was still laid out in it's final form. (He let bleed himself on the surface of the dining room table.) Kids were timid about it at first but then they were eased when I told them about the cow.

Your confidant in the finer things,

Sue Thompson

P.S. Please send that Hellman's mayo I attached last time as a gag. Recent events have indicated that I might ACTUALLY need it this time.
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