This is not me, I'm in a poker facebook group, this chick claimed she was running real bad, and was looking to cash out her 401k ($15k of it) for 10k for a main event buy-in. Mind you, she works at AT&T, claims to be playing semi-pro since 2009, and has a hendonmob winning of whopping $412.

These are couple of her posts: (I put paragraphs in between so easier to read, the chick types in blocks LOL)

I'm sure everyone's wondering how I can have anything left to say after all the rambling I've been doing. I'll try not to ramble on too much in this post. I do truly believe in my heart of hearts that the only thing worse than a loser is a quitter. I know that sometimes things don't go my way and sometimes thing don't come easily to me and that doesn't mean that I should just give up. When my Aces were cracked by Queens before I came to Vegas in a critical tournament I didn't throw in the towel and not come to Vegas.

When my Aces were cracked by Queens in the exact same way my first tourney in Vegas where it was all in preflop and a Queen came on the river, I didn't throw in the towel and leave Vegas. Since I've started playing in Vegas I haven't caught cards and I haven't had a single straight or flush and I haven't had a boat or gotten a set or trips. Nada for Rambling Rose. 2 of my friends have gotten quads here in Vegas and I can't even manage to hit a set or trips. But, that doesn't mean that it won't turn around today. I hit a boat in video poker yesterday, but that doesn't really mean the same to me as in a live hold em game, ya know. Yesterday I hit a little jackpot at a 0.25 slot and won 400.00. I went to the cash game happy as clam, exuding confidence and excitement and enthusiasm, and i was ready to have fun playing poker, ya know. Then, I managed the miss everything at the game and I went and had dinner and played a tourney and missed everything at the tourney. I don't need to go into all the specifics, but I got 5s 3 times yesterday and they lost all 3 times. I thought the 3rd time I got them they'd hit a set. But, they ended up losing the race and I was knocked out of the tourney. At the least I got more playing time in yesterday and got to play and cash game and a tourney.

All I can do is shake yesterday off and today's a new day. I can walk into The Rio all happy and excited and enthusiastic, and basically exude the same confidence and energy I did yesterday after my slot machine win. I'll fake it til I make it and and act like I've been on a big winning streak, even though the opposite is what's been going on. I'll think positive and that my losing streak will break today. In a way I think that I am like Molly Bloom from Molly's Game where it's ****in hard to kill me. I've had where I've been fired from jobs several times in a row and I could've just given up and checked out and been like I keep getting fired I'm not gonna make enough money to live, so I'm done. Bye bye sunsets and rainbows and butterflies and all that ****. But, I'm still here among the living. I'm not gonna go on and on about my stories of perseverance and persistence and not giving up. I think 1 example will suffice. I think I can take a licking and keep on ticking. Eventhough its been definitely the roughest year of me trying to get in the World Series, I'm not giving up. I still have some more fight left in me, so today I will play my best and hope that I'll finally find some luck and then I'll get in the World Series and the next Facebook post will be a very happy one. Let's do this, y all!!! Mermaids kisses and starfish wishes, Facebook friends!


Another one:

So far this has been my most pitiful pathetic battle of trying to get into the wsop I'm not gonna sugar coat it and I'll try not to write for like an hour and write for like 10 minutes or so yesterday went terribly and I mean it went terribly for me and with the poker and not with the slots the tourney I did was definitely a nightmare I got in a trainwreck of a hand where I flopped top pair and bet and a guy called and chased a gut shot straight draw and the turn gave me 2 pair but it gave him the straight but I didn't lose all my chips on that hand then shortly after I get it all in with queen 8 of clubs and am called by queen 3 of hearts and I've got them way dominated but they hit 2 pair and game over for me then I play cash at the poker room at The Rio after I have dinner and I raise with kings and a guy goes all in with 10s and I call and he hits a 10 and I didn't really end up losing money bc I won most of the money back on a slot after the cash game so now y all know the details of yesterday's blood bath and I'm sure y all are wondering geez how unlucky can a poker player be and yeah I am aware of how unlucky I am to lose with aces twice against queens and then lose with kings against 10s both times it was all in preflop and both times my opponent hit a 2 outer and I'm not folding aces preflop bc I'm the biggest scardy cat poker player on the face of the earth and I'm not folding kings preflop unless I know my oponnent has aces last night I knew he didn't and I was right and made the right call but I still lost bc my luck is for **** my friend actually won a main event seat in a satty yesterday and I'm happy for him and i do wish him all the best but with him he got aces 3 times and they held up all 3 time and won him big pots and put him in a position where he could win the satty he even had a hand where his opponent had queens when he had aces and low and behold they did not hit a queen I went to play cash with him after he got the prize from his satty and he saw my kings go down in flames to the 10s and he saw how bad I'm running I then texted him a pic of my slot win after I left the poker room and he thinks I should maybe just stick to slots and maybe y all agree with him and honestly y all maybe would've expected me to flip out after my kings got cracked but after that I just felt really calm and peaceful and even happy

when that happened I definitely realized that I'm not losing bc I'm playing bad but I'm losing bc I'm running bad and if you play bad then there's not much you can do if you're a donkey of a player and you just don't have much poker skills but if you're running bad then eventually the losing streak will break and you will win honestly even if you're playing your best and playing perfectly if the cards are just running against you then you'll lose no matter what I could honestly probably go on for hours but i gotta get some lunch and get to the slots at The Rio haha and I may play cash too just to see if my losing streak has broken so unless I win a huge jackpot at the slots today then I'll probably be going home soon there's a big tourney at my hometown the end the month and I will try to satellite into that tourney if I don't make it in that tourney then I'll pick another tourney in another city to play I'm definitely not a gonna rest on my laurels with all this **** ya know

I'm a good poker player and it sucks that this losing streak happened but iim not alone and I know all poker players go through this and eventually it will pass probably one of the only worse things than being a poker player on losing streak when it's the world series is being a worker bee miserable at your job and saving up money for years and years saving up for your dream vacation clipping coupons pinching pennies and even going without TV to save money and then you pass away before you get to take that trip what a jip huh but I'm still alive poker hasn't killed me yet haha and I'm still gonna keep playing and learning and getting better all that and when a losing streak happens I'm not gonna just give up ya know the beat goes on baby for anyone who disagrees with my decision then that's just too bad I didn't get married and have kids but I do have an amazimg dog but I do have the freedom that a lot of people with a spouse and kids don't so I'm gonna definitely keep chasing my poker dreams and I'll be dammed if this 1 very brutal losing streak is gonna stop me #nevergiveuponyourdreams mermaid kisses and starfish wishes y all

tld:dr

pics of chick?

https://gyazo.com/4b5941fd4446d07d643d499abd4a2a9c

Last attempt to freeroll, w/ face pic

poker is a slow and insidious killer

america is so ****ed

She's chosen peeps, she'll be alright.

Cologne she'll wear. Silver and Americard
She'll drive a beetle car
And beat you down at cool Canasta instead of poker.