hi guys i turned 40 years old last month and im 346 lbs naked but completely dry. ive been mo probabthly since i was 10 with me hitting thet t big 300 by 18. there was a time between 19 and 21 where i was working non stop and moving so fast burning it down from both siddes of the stick and dropped 60 lbs without even noticing it. i never took this weight loss serious and i suspect that due to some very exisential coincidences my guardians felt it necessary to disguise me with a body fat suit. i guess its either to make it hard to see that the family all around me doesnt share any facial features also being the tallest in out of all the members and by 4 to 7 inches taller then everybody as well as already telling me at 5 years old my mom isnt my mom and my dad isnt my dad that they are my grandparents and so i had to learn that at 5 years old only to find out at 20 not only am i not blood related but my blood had did something horrible and no longer exists only to find out at 39 that my true ethnicity is judaism and the big family secret so cleverly hidden from me is they are the bloodline of italians who had blood on the hands from the hollacaust and had ratlined to the usa and for some reason the memo ww2 was over never arrived. the story is actually quite bizarre and i might be blood line that connects to royalty or very very old ancestors who can date back thousands of years... they are known to have whitish to blueish skin.... i dont know maybe occasionally enjoys a few drips of blood with a bloody mary on sundays only but sometimes on weekdays too but never an entire week of 7 days more then once a month so thats that much yeah well in case your wondering i do indeed have a reflection and i can appear in photographs. i mean and widespread trafficking connected to royalty families and many presidents.. i mean the people awake in the world knows the facts about slavery ending is bull**** and it just changed its name and look. the most powerful people in the world run under the radar in a network for the rich and powerful. its a superlong story and my theory has to do with everyone who is on the wrong side of the field always always has a story about paternal blood line doing something incredibly shamefull in which firstly you dont talk about it and maybe even traumatized from it which is just all part of the formula as they usually break this too you after you have matured and piggy back it to other incredibly obsene truths that uncover a lifetime of beliefs


anyway so lets say 6 months 100 lbs.. if i do it in 6 months i win straight up 1 to 1. ex i bet you 100 i lose 100lbs within 6 months regardless of month to day ratio 6 months is 6 months.

then im gonna put in my vig here cause hey.... im a fattie and a spaz tard but **** it... so i think i can do this in 3 months.... i know it seems impossible but i think i can and just so you guys know its not 100 lbs on a 600 lb body.... i am def out of physical shape but i dont have an incredibly big diportion of fat to bone but i am fat.. im 346 lbs and my weight is distributed very eavenly everywhere. i have a sweet tooth its gonna be torture. so 3 to 1 3 months 2 to 1 4 months and 1 to 1 at 6 months.

in case this could be my official thread and this might change but i can book 2k of actions and we can live stream or do it publicly with community in which there is lots of poker community within a few mile squars of pavement. we are gonna do 3 to 1 for 3 months 100 lbs 2 to 1 4 months 1 to 1 6 months. i might be getting a loan from my master for 10k and will probably put it all up for the bet.... you see if i lose the bet i figure i will die soon anyway because fat people dont live that long and life is getting quite boring..... meh... i know its possible already as i looked it up and found a few verified examples of extreme weight loss the 3 months is not very probable but hey its slightly more then 1 pound a day literally 1 lb a ****ing day i can **** one pound everyday quite literally. well probably not but you know what i can only try and maybe if i consider losing this bet equivelent to me dying maybe the universe will grant me that miracle. and guys your losing money too me will be gfor a great cause and if you win money it will still be for a great cause and i can pay it and consider it what it is a ****ing tool to get something far more important to me then anything else in this universe. money is bull**** and only a control tool and creates more ego and feeling all around ****ed up about something all because of how money is stored distribated and what it represents... **** money.... i am pretty sure i could pick 4 humans out of a room of 10 to use as burning oil and give more use into the world then they could ever produce in a lifetime

Try trimming down that wall of text first and maybe people will read this.

If I was in your position (minus the obvious mental illness) I would take a lot of photos of my progress then after I lose the weight start a parody thread titled "hot guys who got fat" and post the pics in reverse chronological order for laughs

Don't post photos of your face, numbnuts, we want to see that big belly and then watch it shrink down

There are loads of weight loss prop bet threads in the health and fitness forum but bbv4l gets the weight loss prop bet thread with a secretly adopted jew with royal blood who believes he uncovered a shadowy cabal of international elites

1/3 of your weight in 3 months seems impossible even with the bariatric surgery but gl don't kill yourself

then u should take all 2k

thanks for reading buddy

stay inspired

the little boy inside you wants to run!

What the **** did I just open

Use DNP, cycle every other two weeks, don't take too much, you might make it.

I won’t

wow i cant believe im a bout to tell this story ok i was about 16 17 and my parents neighbor was fine as hell like seriously a ten no doubt she was gorgious and always wore tight shorts and was a little small petite thing anyway... they were out of town and they asked me to water their plants while there were gona and i stole a pair of panties with a heart on them and used it to fapp to when they got home a week later she def knew i took them because she gave me a long lingering hug and wouldnt let go... i was only 16 at the time man.. she wanted it for sure.. and her husband was always out of town.... no doubt i could have had her but i was a scared little boy anyway my mom found the panties in my closet under neath a pile of clothes and she never confronted me about it or anything but i was pissed i lost them cause they reminded me of her and i fapped more times with those panties then i can remember..... nope never sniffed em tho

lol