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i wonder if she was like "omg i am trying to poop why are you following me into the bathroom?"

i bet he looked into the toilet to see if there was a poopy log in there.

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05-20-2010 , 04:27 AM

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dkproq

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12 + inch penor line gave it away

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05-20-2010 , 04:34 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Originally Posted by Matjoez

well hello

Is that hay behind the door?

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05-20-2010 , 04:42 AM

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Handwerpen

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

You're cute, but your door trim is not up to my standards.

doughnutwant

new house, doors still need to be installed

also, i lol'd at the '-ville' thing

Antwerp actually, best city in belgium (north of france)

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05-20-2010 , 05:07 AM

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buddyholly

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I'm convinced

Wait, who is that?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...g-girl-774904/

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05-20-2010 , 05:40 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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What's your take on Luxembourg Mat?

Should it be the capital of Europe?

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05-20-2010 , 05:46 AM

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Handwerpen

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fact: i know absolutely nothing about luxembourg

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05-20-2010 , 05:52 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Luxembourg is Euroland's equivalent of bel air. Everyone there is a fresh prince

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05-20-2010 , 05:52 AM

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Jackitos

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Luxembourg is Euroland's equivalent of bel air. Everyone there is a fresh prince

Fresh something.

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05-20-2010 , 05:56 AM

#85

Jackitos

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05-20-2010 , 07:39 AM

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GobiLux

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Luxembourg is Euroland's equivalent of bel air. Everyone there is a fresh prince

I always hear we all are sons of bankers, if that's true I don't know my real dad!

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05-20-2010 , 07:57 AM

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Handwerpen

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05-20-2010 , 08:16 AM

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monkiii

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Originally Posted by Matjoez

new house, doors still need to be installed

also, i lol'd at the '-ville' thing

Antwerp actually, best city in belgium (north of france)

o hai dere

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05-20-2010 , 08:23 AM

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Handwerpen

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hello pretty lady

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05-20-2010 , 08:36 AM

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AcTiOnJaCsOn

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I saw a text on her phone from a random number that said "baby, last night was amazing, thats the best i've ever had." So i then confronted her about it and she said it was one of her girlfriends. That they went out for sushi last night and that it was the best sushi she had ever had and that her nick name is baby.

thats where you end things

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05-20-2010 , 08:47 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Originally Posted by GobiLux

I always hear we all are sons of bankers, if that's true I don't know my real dad!

Have you ever said "yo homes smell ya later" to a taxi driver?

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05-20-2010 , 08:48 AM

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monkiii

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so when can I tap that?

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05-20-2010 , 09:05 AM

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GobiLux

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Have you ever said "yo homes smell ya later" to a taxi driver?

Here we don't take taxis, we drive limousines!

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05-20-2010 , 09:06 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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Ahh, so it's "hail jeeves, be whiffing you in a moment"

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05-20-2010 , 01:33 PM

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Mikess2001

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Originally Posted by bulbasaur

I follow her out to a McDonalds and she picks up some black dude that works there.

This made me Lol.

Also, if your going to post stories, fake or not, how about some mother ****ing paragraphs.

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05-20-2010 , 02:39 PM

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ursine cotcher

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Originally Posted by monkiii

so when can I tap that?

you're totally dumped unless you organise a 3some with anna

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05-20-2010 , 03:30 PM

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monkiii

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Originally Posted by ursine cotcher

you're totally dumped unless you organise a 3some with anna

I know for a fact that she doesn't like teh buttsecks. This one might though:

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05-20-2010 , 03:37 PM

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Bojangles90

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She then drives back to her house, this is not verizon

Thanks for the clarification *thumbs up*

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05-20-2010 , 03:47 PM

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ThePost

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I always keep a baseball bat in a friends car too. Fresh roll is stale imo

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