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[x] So I decided to get a buddy's car and sit outside of her house. .................... I'm so furious at this time and I grab the baseball bat from MY backseat that I always carry with me.

Correct this the 3rd time you post this story so the ending might actually surprise someone

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05-19-2010 , 01:16 PM

#27

CallumWright

grinder

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"That they went out for sushi last night and that it was the best sushi she had ever had and that her nick name is baby"

I lol'ed. Maybe she doesn't like men who don't use paragraphs...

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05-19-2010 , 01:24 PM

#28

Pawntificator

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I liked it. I started laughing right at "I asked around from other people if they knew anything. Every move she made I followed her."

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05-19-2010 , 01:57 PM

#29

yeotaJMU

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thats funny that you decided to live with your auntie and uncle in bel air will smith did that

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05-19-2010 , 02:03 PM

#30

Da33le

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Originally Posted by JMurder3

tl;dr, but I assume it's a boring fresh prince roll...will take others' opinions into consideration before ban/lock etc, though in case it's funny.

Green mod is clever mod imo. Wish I never read.

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05-19-2010 , 02:03 PM

#31

Handwerpen

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My little bro took the pineapple, cut the top and bottom of, did that pretty good. He then sliced it in 4 big pieces, removed the hard centre part, cut the skin off and gave me a piece. I put my fork in it and kind of munched it off the fork. Was a really nice pineapple overall and i'm glad i ate it. Had a glass of water afterwards.

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05-19-2010 , 02:10 PM

#32

Glo4ming

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srsly stop it mat, im ****ing craving pineapple now

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05-19-2010 , 02:10 PM

#33

Handwerpen

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Considering english isn't my native language i'm pretty satisfied with my short written TR (i'm more of a picture TR kind of guy as we all know). Now about the pineapple itself, it was pretty juicy i gotta say. A lot of the juice dripped off of the fruit and on to some leftover spaghetti which i had beforehand. You might say pineapple was the dessert

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05-19-2010 , 02:21 PM

#34

animal_chin

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,974

Somebody ban this ****. I went on a hunt to find the guy that **** all over his drunken girlfriend and had to spend a month in jail or something thread and was going to tell the OP that he had to do better than that. But then I read the OP. BANSSS I SAY

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05-19-2010 , 02:22 PM

#35

$Pokerface

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Love the fresh prince bel air part!

suxx that your GF cheated on you, also it seems like you are trolling, sry dude.

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05-19-2010 , 02:23 PM

#36

Handwerpen

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wat

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05-19-2010 , 02:27 PM

#37

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by $Pokerface

Love the fresh prince bel air part!

suxx that your GF cheated on you, also it seems like you are trolling, sry dude.

Spoiler:

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05-19-2010 , 02:28 PM

#38

Handwerpen

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

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05-19-2010 , 02:30 PM

#39

pwlsuv15

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That really sucks, my ex-boyfriend just cheated on me about a month ago....right after we got an apartment together....with a FAT chick!!

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05-19-2010 , 02:31 PM

#40

Handwerpen

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1) please provide pics of said fat chick for our overlord kevroc
2) please post pics of yourself
3)

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05-19-2010 , 02:33 PM

#41

animal_chin

the friendly drunk

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Originally Posted by Matjoez

1) please provide pics of said fat chick for our overlord kevroc
2) please post pics of yourself
3)

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05-19-2010 , 02:42 PM

#42

Glo4ming

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Originally Posted by pwlsuv15

That really sucks, my ex-boyfriend just cheated on me about a month ago....right after we got an apartment together....with a FAT chick!!

no better revenge than to sleep with a fat dude

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05-19-2010 , 02:50 PM

#43

pwlsuv15

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I don't have a picture of her, she's around 4'11 though and at least 160 pounds... maybe I'm just being a judgemental bitch though and she's really just big boned :-/

This is me though...

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05-19-2010 , 02:52 PM

#44

Handwerpen

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well hello

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05-19-2010 , 03:15 PM

#45

animal_chin

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Originally Posted by pwlsuv15

I don't have a picture of her, she's around 4'11 though and at least 160 pounds... maybe I'm just being a judgemental bitch though and she's really just big boned :-/

This is me though...

I'd hit it.

Last edited by animal_chin; 05-19-2010 at 03:15 PM. Reason: You AND the fatty LDO

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05-19-2010 , 03:16 PM

#46

animal_chin

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BTW you're not a girl until you post a sign pic. Just an FYI.

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05-19-2010 , 03:37 PM

#47

jmrd27

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I was just hoping you smashed her face with the baseball bat and that you were writing this from jail.

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05-19-2010 , 03:42 PM

#48

iggymcfly

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OP re-posting a Fresh Prince-roll he posted on another forum 2 years ago should 100% be ban-worthy. Like I'm almost tempted to ban him out of forum and say F the consequences. BBV4L mods, plz to be getting on top of the situation.

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05-19-2010 , 03:49 PM

#49

Handwerpen

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sup iggymcfly

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05-19-2010 , 04:13 PM

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JMurder3

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Originally Posted by iggymcfly

As much as I tend to agree with you & don't particularly find it remotely amusing myself, there's nothing explicitly against the rules in it that I'm aware of & these people seemed to find it amusing...

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Originally Posted by The Furor

I enjoyed it.

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Originally Posted by Glo4ming

loled at this part

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Originally Posted by SomeoneElse

So did I.

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Originally Posted by Stian Bjornoy

wahaha! don't ban.. it was pretty funny

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Originally Posted by CallumWright

"That they went out for sushi last night and that it was the best sushi she had ever had and that her nick name is baby"

I lol'ed. Maybe she doesn't like men who don't use paragraphs...

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

I liked it. I started laughing right at "I asked around from other people if they knew anything. Every move she made I followed her."

& it somehow prompted a random girl & Matjoez to post their pictures...

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Originally Posted by pwlsuv15

I don't have a picture of her, she's around 4'11 though and at least 160 pounds... maybe I'm just being a judgemental bitch though and she's really just big boned :-/

This is me though...

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Originally Posted by Matjoez

well hello

So I really don't see grounds for banning. But if another mod of this forum feels otherwise, they're more than welcome to overrule this