[ ] OP is good at leveling.
[ ] OP has friends or ripped body.
[X] Pics of azn terts of gtfo.

become a pron star

Out of debt? The best present you can get yourself is a new car, so you can get back in debt!

F OOT

lock it up

in b4 holding sign on freeway on ramp, that says:
WILL PLAY HEADS UP 4 FOOD

wp!

Starting a thread about winning 2k and then claiming that 4k/month is an easy task!?

OP, you won $2,000 at are planning to spend c$100,000 on car, watch, clothes and apartment.

Sounds like a solid plan to me, do you work in the banking industry?

in before broke

OP is related to vegasnick and is gonna have a hudge party and invite all his friends on myspace

OP, you're on the right track with the car and the house, but if you want to be taken serious by the upper class you need to have hookers around you all the time. Even if you're not into having sex, just ask them to mow the lawn.

GFE!

Well the thing is I'm 6'4 good looking, have a decent car and own apartment, but skinny w a pot belly. The plan is to be 6'4 great looking, audi s5 - sick whip, nice home, rolex, best clothes, etc. This way I'd be guaranteed to get the sexiest women.

4k a month is a lock for a player like me. I mustve played over 10k 27 dollar sngs with a solid winrate, so if i wanted to grind those 20 hours a week easy 1300 a week. Not to brag, but I have very good poker abililty the problem was I"d chase getting rich playing expensive tournaments, and the variance hasnt gone in my favor yet.

Pics of appartment/pot belly or gtfo.

http://cnj.craigslist.org/apa/1743901454.html

As I slowly scrolled down I happen to meet the cats eyes. Soon after, I began to read the text in black.


Then laughter followed immediately.

This is no joke. As long as celtics cover the 3 point spread audi s5 is mine, and I just need to make 1k a month to get that dope house, and my Job money will cover the rest

Then keep us up to date. Matte black is the nuts.


Play on playa cuz...

I hope superman destroys your dream

GO MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!

So, if I understand correctly, you are lucky to put together $12k in cash, but you want to buy a $60k car, rent a nice apartment, and do other stuff.... lol

If you put all 12k down on that car, you are looking at a monthly payment of about 800/month, plus your insurance, gas, maintenance, etc.

You might want to think about taking a personal finance course instead.

No offense, but these posts are so absurd I can't believe they are serious.

You state that you have a 60k income from a job, and you are talking about buying a 60k car? That is the dumbest f%cking thing I've ever heard.

When I got out of college, I drove a ford escort and lived in a **** hole apartment and I got TONS of pus&y. You don't need expensive shyte you can't afford to get women.

Be smart with your money and save, save, save... and save some more. I ended up doing that, starting my own business, reinvesting in my business, and I'm in really great shape.

Try hard not to be a dumbass

Thinly veiled "I used to own a Ford Escort" brag ITT.

Did you walk 5 miles to school in the snow as a child too?

I can afford 800 a month for that car. My car now is like 300 a month, and I can definately make 500 a month on pokerstars. Not to brag but on onlinepokerrankings Im in the top 1% on the opr ratings, just havent hit a super super big win yet so im clearly a skilled player. I just need to play cash or sngs for less variance to make the money I know I can. Sharkscope me dapunisher1 or look me up on onlinepokerrankings. I have the ability, I just was too greedy in the past playin 30 tables of double or nothings at the 104's or 25 60 dollar sngs at once and things like that when I could have toned it down and destroyed the games. I"ve learned the lesson and think I can be a baller with my job income and an extra 4k a month from Stars. i started off real strong at sng, then would get greedy and play outside my bankroll 1k dollar sngs and foolish things like that

But, your tales of mediocrity bore me!

Tell me! as the seatbelt of your Ford Taurus chaffs and constricts around the few years of your waning life...

What songs will be sung when you are all but gone?

What stories will be retold when generations look upon your existence?





What ales will be toasted in your name?


So I say,

nay... not an utterance, but

ROAR toward the Heavens ,

"HAIL! unto Caesar...

..Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s,

and unto GOD the things that are GOD’s."