After winning 2k in the Scoop I've decided i need to step up my level of ballerness, and would like some feedback and advice. I feel that I need to step up my game and make more money on pokerstars to get the following:

Audi S5
Better Apartment
Investments on etrade

Right now I have a sick bet on sportsbook Celtics -3 and also 500 dollars on the Marquez Vazquez fight this weekend on Marquez +130. If I win these bets I'll stop sportsbetting and have have a nice 12K withdrawal to make which I can use as a down payment on this Audi. I bet 1k and 2k on celtics +7 the last 2 games and hope they can come through for me again .

I have a 2200 bankroll on stars that I plan to start grinding cash games with. I"m new to cash but my bb/100 is 30.4 at 50NL so far in 7k hands so hopefully I am a winning player after watching cardrunners and deucescracked videos. I plan on being a 200NL reg in a few months hopefully, make $100+ an hour to pay off the audi, rent a baller apartment with my friend, and mess around on etrade.

Let me know what you guys think of my plans and if theres any other baller things I should consider doing

Celts=solid investment.

get the lambo. dont listen to the clown above me

I cant afford the Lambo lol I only won 2k in that scoop finished 68th outta 19k. I'm trying to finally be a baller after wasting 3 yrs on pokerstars breaking even at sngs and high stake tournaments. I got a job that pays about 60k and think I can really add on nicely to that with Pokerstars to get fly stuff

proof they are donkaments

wait did you win 200k or 2k

get the Bugatti

I only won 2k but im finally out of debt and can getting/doing ballerish things

BAHAHAHA I think you should change it from 200k then

wtf you cant do anything with 2k
No way you broke even at high stakes tourneys if 2k is a big enough score for you to put on 2p2

do not get a car loan that is idiocy. keep driving what u have make a payment to yourself every month into a safe intrest account should be able to find somewhere between 1.5 and 4 percent till u have enough to buy a car and do not buy new cars unless u r debt free with a paid for house and close to 1 million liquid you cant afford the depreciation hit. also do not buy any single stocks. just buy good funds.

-I'm not bragging about the 2k im just saying i almost won 200k
-I'm finally out of credit card debt from making stupid sports bets and throwing money away at sunday millions
- I have a nice bet going that can get me a 12K deposit on that A5 or S5 if the celtics win by 3 or more
- I got a good job and good income
- I want to live the baller lifestyle with the side money I make at cash game instead of being so greedy to play tooooo many tables of sng and break even when I'm a talented player

- looking for advice on ballerish things to get/do

MOOOOAARR Cowbell imho.

Super nitty way to live IMO.This isnt a dress rehearsal man,this is it.No one gets more than 1 ride.Who gives a **** if you leave life in the red or the black financially...when its over,its over

Yea currently I have a 2005 infiniti g35 sedan like this. To be honest I'm tired of it it feels kind of blind and blah. I need something flashier and more baller
http://www.bpzusa.com/autotrader/DSC00020.jpg

I"m thinkin about getting the audi s5 and painting itmatte black like this

http://germancarscene.com/wp-content...i-a5-2-8-5.jpg

or stick to regular black
http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/s5-8.jpg

lol at buying an expensive car you clearly cant afford. You dont sound like you are very good at poker, work on that before you start spending money you dont have.

wtf is this?

THe car is 62k but if celtics can cover I"ll have 12k to put down on it, and if I'm not greedy theres 0% chance I wont make 4k a month on stars. I already missed out on opportunities to get super rich the past 3 yrs because of greed, but I've learned my lesson to be satisfied making a G a week at least side money instead of trying to make 3-4k a week and breaking even instead. If i can put down 12k on this car monthly payments will be about 800 a month so its affordable for me.

What if I throw rocks on you?

for some reason, op's post seems like a level to me, but hes been here for 2 years so hes probably serious.
I like your plans, just make sure you quit sportsbetting, and gl

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Its not a level. Now I'm very excited I just found the house that I want to live in. Me and 2-3 friends want to get a place like this

http://cnj.craigslist.org/apa/1743901454.html

THen i can get the audi s5, have a nice nice place, Need to keep working out to get a ripped body, I'm already 6'4 200 pounds and good looking just need to have the nice things and work on my "game " with women, possibly get a nice rolex and drop 10k on a wardrobe and can soon have everything I wanted in life.