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If you could buy non-alcoholic light bulbs, would you purchase them over the alcoholic kind?

Which tastes more 'red': strawberries or raspberries?

If you were in a laundromat and had to wash your pants and underwear separately, which would you wash first?

Can you take 'out of context' out of context?

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01-18-2011 , 05:48 PM

ToTheInternet

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what if hypothetical questions didn't exist?

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01-18-2011 , 05:49 PM

elrey

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alcoholic, raspberries, pants, and yes

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01-18-2011 , 05:50 PM

The Brickie

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Is this a rhetorical question?

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01-18-2011 , 05:51 PM

AngryPanda

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alcoholic, raspberries, pants, and yes

Close but #3 is underwear. If you're gonna be standing there in underwear while you wait for your pants, they should be clean in case Claire Keesey walks in.

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01-18-2011 , 06:00 PM

Wamy Einehouse

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just because i cant remember your mothers name
just because becausae becuase bill cosby

Last edited by Wamy Einehouse; 01-18-2011 at 06:01 PM. Reason: ? should be at the end of second sentence

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01-18-2011 , 06:00 PM

wannabebetter

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Which hybrid word would you prefer to describe your penis: brownge or flacard?

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01-18-2011 , 06:00 PM

Low Key

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If apple juice looks like pee, what changes when you drink it and pee it out?

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01-18-2011 , 06:13 PM

EvanWilliams

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Why do people occasionally phrase opinions in the form of a question?

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01-18-2011 , 06:14 PM

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Low Key

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If you found out that over 98% of all push-polls were used to misinform you, would you participate in them?

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01-18-2011 , 06:19 PM

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MrRunsGoood

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Miss America: Have you ever found her sexy?

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01-18-2011 , 06:25 PM

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EvanWilliams

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If I was a junkman selling you cars, washing your windows and shining your stars,
thinking your mind was my own in a dream, what would you wonder and how would it seem?

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01-18-2011 , 06:26 PM

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Low Key

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If you accidentally spell 'racecar' backwards, would you ever know?

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01-18-2011 , 06:28 PM

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iranwell

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mr. philosopher here

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01-18-2011 , 08:16 PM

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pelicanpoker

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lk, would you let robert redford screw gizmo for a million dollars?

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01-18-2011 , 09:18 PM

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Low Key

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A mirrion dorrars isn't that much in this modern economy.

So no. No I wouldn't. I wouldn't even let him see her tit for a mirrion.

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01-18-2011 , 09:30 PM

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what about Penny?

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01-18-2011 , 09:31 PM

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Low Key

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He could see 1 of her tits for a million, but he has to commit to seeing at least 3 tits.

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01-19-2011 , 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

lk, would you let robert redford screw gizmo for a million dollars?

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A mirrion dorrars isn't that much in this modern economy.

So no. No I wouldn't. I wouldn't even let him see her tit for a mirrion.

Can a bf ever tell the truth while answering this question?

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01-19-2011 , 01:14 AM

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High Time John

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If the Pope ***** in the woods, does it make a sound?

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01-19-2011 , 02:00 AM

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Does the pope **** in the woods?

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01-19-2011 , 04:11 AM

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If apple juice looks like pee, what changes when you drink it and pee it out?

The taste.

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01-19-2011 , 04:21 AM

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could a business be profitable that:

(a) charges bulimic high school girls in Los Angeles a "vomit removal" fee in order to discreetly remove vomit from their home, then

(b) ships that vomit to Africa and sells it to starving African teen girls who want to be cool like LA girls but who, due to famine, don't have food to make their own vomit?

it seems like UR making money on both ends but are you making enough money to offset the shipping costs?

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01-19-2011 , 04:25 AM

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Does the pope **** in the woods?

Depends if there are kids there at the same time

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01-19-2011 , 07:30 AM

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Is selling cheap, locally produced dog vomit to screw the poorest of the poor not basically the same as a not digitally remastered light blue lightsaber?

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