I was handed a drink at 12:34, which is the worst time of day. I thought "this may as well happen" and am now drunk.
Important thoughts
1. Why does **** always happen at 12:34?
2. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
3. I have to pee...AGAIN
4. While I'm in the bathroom I should run and put a bra on cause my nipples are showing through my nightie and this is a family neighbourhood, but wait GW is not even wearing a shirt, why the **** are his nipples less offensive than mine, this is bull****, I should be able to wear whatever the **** I want in my own damn backyard without any Judgey Judgertons telling me how to live my life.
5. I'm just gonna put this bra on.
6. Time to create a thread.
7. F oot
Obv bump this thread with your deep, day-drinking revelations
Asking GW to post drunk chick pics I can fap to for thread savoury
4. While I'm in the bathroom I should run and put a bra on cause my nipples are showing through my nightie and this is a family neighbourhood, but wait GW is not even wearing a shirt, why the **** are his nipples less offensive than mine, this is bull****, I should be able to wear whatever the **** I want in my own damn backyard without any Judgey Judgertons telling me how to live my life.
I have never objected to you showing your nipples, take it off take it off take it off.
New thought: I wish it could be warm without the incessant sunshine 'cause, wait I like tomatoes in my garden, and am not growing hops and I am kinda drinking liquified sunshine if you think about it, and really we are all star poop so GW should become a physical therapist.
Last edited by Kristy; 08-02-2015 at 03:51 PM.
Reason: It made sense in my head
New thought: I wish it could be warm without the incessant sunshine 'cause, wait I like tomatoes in my garden, and am not growing hops and I am kinda drinking liquified sunshine if you think about it, and really we are all star poop so GW should become a physical therapist.