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08-02-2015 , 03:15 PM
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I was handed a drink at 12:34, which is the worst time of day. I thought "this may as well happen" and am now drunk.

Important thoughts
1. Why does **** always happen at 12:34?
2. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
3. I have to pee...AGAIN
4. While I'm in the bathroom I should run and put a bra on cause my nipples are showing through my nightie and this is a family neighbourhood, but wait GW is not even wearing a shirt, why the **** are his nipples less offensive than mine, this is bull****, I should be able to wear whatever the **** I want in my own damn backyard without any Judgey Judgertons telling me how to live my life.
5. I'm just gonna put this bra on.
6. Time to create a thread.
7. F oot

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08-02-2015 , 03:18 PM
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Did I win the race?
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08-02-2015 , 03:20 PM
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Note4>>>iphone6 BOOM
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08-02-2015 , 03:24 PM
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This is getting epic. ..your phone can't be that bad?
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08-02-2015 , 03:32 PM
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bump
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08-02-2015 , 03:48 PM
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4. While I'm in the bathroom I should run and put a bra on cause my nipples are showing through my nightie and this is a family neighbourhood, but wait GW is not even wearing a shirt, why the **** are his nipples less offensive than mine, this is bull****, I should be able to wear whatever the **** I want in my own damn backyard without any Judgey Judgertons telling me how to live my life.
I have never objected to you showing your nipples, take it off take it off take it off.
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08-02-2015 , 03:50 PM
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New thought: I wish it could be warm without the incessant sunshine 'cause, wait I like tomatoes in my garden, and am not growing hops and I am kinda drinking liquified sunshine if you think about it, and really we are all star poop so GW should become a physical therapist.
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08-02-2015 , 04:06 PM
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New thought: I wish it could be warm without the incessant sunshine 'cause, wait I like tomatoes in my garden, and am not growing hops and I am kinda drinking liquified sunshine if you think about it, and really we are all star poop so GW should become a physical therapist.
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08-02-2015 , 04:07 PM
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I knew you'd get it!
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08-02-2015 , 04:34 PM
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[QUOTE=Kristy;47729852] why the **** are his nipples less offensive than mine, this is bull****, /QUOTE]

It's all about the hairyolas
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08-02-2015 , 05:51 PM
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why the **** are his nipples less offensive than mine, this is bull****,
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It's all about the hairyolas
Jfc is this amateur hour?
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08-02-2015 , 05:53 PM
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Hai significant other
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08-02-2015 , 05:54 PM
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[QUOTE=JustJ46671;47730587]
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why the **** are his nipples less offensive than mine, this is bull****, /QUOTE]

It's all about the hairyolas
He does have sh9ckinglg.little chest hair. .. fac t
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08-02-2015 , 07:34 PM
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Did I win the race?
She's pretty hot for an amputee.
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08-02-2015 , 08:20 PM
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Nap achievement unlocked.

Time for some evening drinking.
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Bump. Have been all day
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08-02-2015 , 08:47 PM
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The hyphen in your title is unnecessary.
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[QUOTE=Kristy;47731274]
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He does have sh9ckinglg.little chest hair. .. fac t
We know.
You, on the other hand...
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08-02-2015 , 10:06 PM
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You could say she's disarmingly hot, eh ZZ?
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08-02-2015 , 10:17 PM
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The hyphen in your title is unnecessary.
IT IS A VALID STYLE CHOICE!
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Ask me anything about buying a case of beer yesterday and running out now...
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08-02-2015 , 10:46 PM
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Ask me anything about buying a case of beer yesterday and running out now...
That is definitely MOSTLY your fault.
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08-02-2015 , 10:49 PM
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That is definitely MOSTLY your fault.
Umm
Spoiler:
still no
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08-02-2015 , 10:52 PM
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It is about time SOMEONE in your family said no.

Spoiler:
God knows your Mom and sister don't


Spoiler:
to me


Spoiler:
I'm implying I had sex with them
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08-03-2015 , 12:09 AM
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You could say she's disarmingly hot, eh ZZ?
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