Those are the best, in and out in a few minutes. I hate the ones where the crap is like melted glue and you have to go through a whole damn roll of toilet paper, it chaps your ass and takes forever.

I always enjoy the ninja turd. Nothing on tp, nothing in toilet, but you know something came out of your ass.

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pre bump.... working one up.

maybe i'll rub one out too

i posted this in bbv over a year ago... but one time i woke up hungover (i usually wake up really early after drinking for some reason)... i am home on break and start multi tabling in the basement... i have to poop so bad but i'm playing turbos and the blinds are getting really big so i take my mini office size trash can and take the grossest poop in it

my parents come to the bottom of the stares "OMG THAT SMELL" i tell them it's the cat, they keep inquiring i act really rude and defensive for what seems to be no reason and tell them to shutup

they knew something was up but not sure what...

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9109/ninjade5.png

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required 3 flushes, damn floaters

DO NOT GO IN THERE

Just dropped my second of the day. I did not courtesy flush because the guy in the stall next to me is a jerk.

Just dropped a massive one at work. Had a serious turtle head going, had to do a little dance to keep it in my ass while working the wax paper seat deal. Thought I might not make it, was clearly poking through to the boxers. When done I had a smear in the boxers, waited too long. Took about 15 wipes, smeared all over the paper and cheeks on the way out. Still sort of smelling it, probably gonna have to go re-wipe later. Took three flushes due to all the paer.. not sure if I got it all down, but didn't want to flood the toilet on the weekend, no janitors around and I'm sure as hell not dealing with an overflow.

Had pork and steak kabobs, rice, butter beans for dinner last night. Cheez-its and popsicle for late night. Doesn't make sense. May have to switch beers and see what happens. Been all Yuengling all the time lately, dueces have been a little soft.

just took one at work. a standard 2 plopper and there was some slight splashback but didnt require too much wiping

i'm on my way, TR coming up

You know those ones that are so long that they swirl around in the bowl and leave a mark and you know you should clean the mark off but you're too lazy cause in 5-10 flushes it will be gone anyways. You know those ones?

i forgot to write my TR. plop plop..... plop. 4 wipes, stench factor of 7 (out of 10). did not wash hands.

Just finished up my first dump of the day.

Came out a little less solid than I would have liked and I got a bit of splashback, but nothing too major. Got the bulk of it with the first effort, remainder came in a smaller second wave. Overall a very smooth experience. Just two wipes.

You guys should upload them here

Man, I just pooped. Diarrhea FTW!

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i started my day with a good solid turd, nice and clean so only required a one and done on the wiping, day is off to a good start imo