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Old 07-18-2008, 11:24 AM   #26
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

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20 min ago... it was one of those clean ones where you wipe your ass and there's nothing on the TP...

how the hell does that happen anyways?!?!
Those are the best, in and out in a few minutes. I hate the ones where the crap is like melted glue and you have to go through a whole damn roll of toilet paper, it chaps your ass and takes forever.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:35 AM   #27
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

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20 min ago... it was one of those clean ones where you wipe your ass and there's nothing on the TP...

how the hell does that happen anyways?!?!
I always enjoy the ninja turd. Nothing on tp, nothing in toilet, but you know something came out of your ass.
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:01 PM   #28
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bump

had an accident
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:09 PM   #29
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

pre bump.... working one up.

maybe i'll rub one out too
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:48 PM   #30
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

i posted this in bbv over a year ago... but one time i woke up hungover (i usually wake up really early after drinking for some reason)... i am home on break and start multi tabling in the basement... i have to poop so bad but i'm playing turbos and the blinds are getting really big so i take my mini office size trash can and take the grossest poop in it

my parents come to the bottom of the stares "OMG THAT SMELL" i tell them it's the cat, they keep inquiring i act really rude and defensive for what seems to be no reason and tell them to shutup

they knew something was up but not sure what...
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:08 PM   #31
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

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I always enjoy the ninja turd. Nothing on tp, nothing in toilet, but you know something came out of your ass.
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/9109/ninjade5.png

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Old 07-18-2008, 02:16 PM   #32
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

BUMP

required 3 flushes, damn floaters
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:21 PM   #33
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

DO NOT GO IN THERE
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:39 PM   #34
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Just dropped my second of the day. I did not courtesy flush because the guy in the stall next to me is a jerk.
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Old 07-20-2008, 10:13 AM   #35
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

Just dropped a massive one at work. Had a serious turtle head going, had to do a little dance to keep it in my ass while working the wax paper seat deal. Thought I might not make it, was clearly poking through to the boxers. When done I had a smear in the boxers, waited too long. Took about 15 wipes, smeared all over the paper and cheeks on the way out. Still sort of smelling it, probably gonna have to go re-wipe later. Took three flushes due to all the paer.. not sure if I got it all down, but didn't want to flood the toilet on the weekend, no janitors around and I'm sure as hell not dealing with an overflow.

Had pork and steak kabobs, rice, butter beans for dinner last night. Cheez-its and popsicle for late night. Doesn't make sense. May have to switch beers and see what happens. Been all Yuengling all the time lately, dueces have been a little soft.
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:16 AM   #36
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

just took one at work. a standard 2 plopper and there was some slight splashback but didnt require too much wiping
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:13 PM   #37
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i'm on my way, TR coming up
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:24 PM   #38
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You know those ones that are so long that they swirl around in the bowl and leave a mark and you know you should clean the mark off but you're too lazy cause in 5-10 flushes it will be gone anyways. You know those ones?
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:28 PM   #39
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i forgot to write my TR. plop plop..... plop. 4 wipes, stench factor of 7 (out of 10). did not wash hands.
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:33 PM   #40
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Re: Bump this thread everytime you poop

Just finished up my first dump of the day.

Came out a little less solid than I would have liked and I got a bit of splashback, but nothing too major. Got the bulk of it with the first effort, remainder came in a smaller second wave. Overall a very smooth experience. Just two wipes.
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Old 07-21-2008, 03:58 PM   #41
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You guys should upload them here
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Old 07-21-2008, 03:59 PM   #42
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Man, I just pooped. Diarrhea FTW!
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:40 PM   #43
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:45 PM   #44
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:49 PM   #45
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:50 PM   #47
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:54 PM   #48
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maybe diarrhea isnt so great
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:41 PM   #49
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Dump Bump.
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:51 PM   #50
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i started my day with a good solid turd, nice and clean so only required a one and done on the wiping, day is off to a good start imo
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