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Old 06-19-2008, 06:33 PM   #26
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Re: Brag: My New Girlfriend

has no boobs and looks like a $50 crack whore.

i really hope that isn't you - face of a 12 yr old and wearing stonewash jeans lololol
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:34 PM   #27
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she looks russian
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:35 PM   #28
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:38 PM   #29
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i like her one piece bathing suit as well
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:38 PM   #30
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a++ douchebag pose by both of you. especially gf loses so many points because of this.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:40 PM   #31
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she saw the thread and wanted me to nail her from behind while we read about people discussing about us. best. night. ever. thanks bbv
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:52 PM   #32
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you aint any good at skateboarding, i can tell.
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:52 PM   #33
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I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:49 PM   #34
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lolz
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:55 PM   #35
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she saw the thread and wanted me to nail her from behind while we read about people discussing about us. best. night. ever. thanks bbv
who held the sack outta the way?
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:02 PM   #36
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those balls look like something from ren and stimpy imo.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:05 PM   #37
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I would bone her.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:05 PM   #38
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I would bone her.
obv. but it doesn't make her hot though.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:05 PM   #39
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"that's a man, baby"


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Old 06-19-2008, 08:31 PM   #40
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Is it me or is she the worst potoshopped pic in the history of 2+2. Look at her skin its like 3 different colors.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:33 PM   #41
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Is it me or is she the worst potoshopped pic in the history of 2+2. Look at her skin its like 3 different colors.

i agree, but why would anybody photoshop backfat
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:40 PM   #42
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:43 PM   #43
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Is this a level of some sort?
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:56 PM   #44
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:57 PM   #45
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hot outfit
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:00 PM   #46
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the mspaint trampstamp
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:10 PM   #47
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:10 PM   #48
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just wow. beat?
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:13 PM   #49
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that face is a major beat
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:13 PM   #50
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u misspelled beat
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