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Old 06-22-2008, 03:16 PM   #1
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Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM (read the end, it's good)

Beat: They didn't fall for it.

Variance: Being shipped to mental institution as I type.

Will post link to newspaper story once it's up. Happened near Morristown, AZ today, not sure of exact location but in Maricopa County.

Additional Brag: I now get his car that is in both of our names.
Additional Beat: I now have to finish paying off his car that is in both of our names.
Additional Variance: Trading that ***** in for a new car for the teenage daughter.

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Old 06-22-2008, 03:20 PM   #2
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

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Old 06-22-2008, 03:21 PM   #3
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kool?
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:24 PM   #4
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wtf did you do?
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:27 PM   #5
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how do you attempt suicide by cop?
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:28 PM   #6
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threatening that you'll shoot them so they'll shoot you
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:29 PM   #7
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or try running into them really hard and break your neck or something
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:35 PM   #8
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

Is your ex-husband a donut by any chance?
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:36 PM   #9
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

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wtf did you do?
Asked him for a divorce almost 2 years ago. Yeah, he took it hard.

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Old 06-22-2008, 03:37 PM   #10
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

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how do you attempt suicide by cop?
He pointed a sawed off shotgun at the cop and the cop responded by shooting him with a pellet gun. He's been suicidal for the past 2 years (off and on) and it appears he was too much of a pussy to do it so wanted the cop to do it for him.

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Old 06-22-2008, 03:39 PM   #11
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

This is perhaps the most depraved of all brags.

I'm sure he would have succeeded if had had just asked the cops in Philadelphia to shoot him.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:40 PM   #12
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

this thread is a dum beat
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:41 PM   #13
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

Just trying to put a little humor in my day.

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Old 06-22-2008, 03:43 PM   #14
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

[x] chop me up on your grill and devour me, feed me to your neighbors.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:44 PM   #15
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

why don't you go and support (who I assume to be) the father of your child?

instead of making yourself out to be a vindictive, immature idiot on the internet.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:45 PM   #16
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

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[x] chop me up on your grill and devour me, feed me to your neighbors.

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Old 06-22-2008, 03:46 PM   #17
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

wow my mom is way cooler than you
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:46 PM   #18
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

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why don't you go and support (who I assume to be) the father of your child?

instead of making yourself out to be a vindictive, immature idiot on the internet.
Ahhh, be careful of the assume word.

He is not the father of my child, I would go support him if I didn't hate him right now.

[ ] vindictive, immature idiot
[x] on the internet

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Old 06-22-2008, 03:48 PM   #19
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

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This is perhaps the most depraved of all brags.

I'm sure he would have succeeded if had had just asked the cops in Philadelphia to shoot him.
I'm sure he would've succeeded if he was black.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:01 PM   #20
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

You sound really awesome. Looking for attention much?
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:05 PM   #21
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Ahhh, be careful of the assume word.

He is not the father of my child

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SLOOT!
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:16 PM   #22
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wow my mom is way cooler than you
LOL qft
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:19 PM   #23
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

Epic failure by ex!
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:24 PM   #24
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

Posts pics of your tits or it didn't happen.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:28 PM   #25
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Re: Brag: Ex Husband Attempted Suicide By Cop this AM

You know you're not coming off very well at all with this OP. All you've told us is that you divorced him sending him into deep suicidal depression and that he tried to do it today and you're happy about it?????

I'm sure he did some ****ed up things to warrant your SICK levels of hatred, and I would really like to hear about some of them... so you know... I won't have to think of you as a satanic psychopath.
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