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07-24-2007 , 04:32 AM
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07-24-2007 , 04:39 AM
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[x] paradox
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07-24-2007 , 04:41 AM
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[x] paradox
[?] it's a trap
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07-24-2007 , 10:43 AM
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I'm with you bmwguy, I was up like 5 buy-ins today and I decided to quit after my next orbit. Well that last orbit was the orbit of death, as I had kings twice in the SB. Good you say? No. It was folded around to me both times and I raised it up a decent amount. Got reraised both times. I shoved both times. Got called by aces both times. Lost both times. Got aces on another table. Arrrrr in baby. Get called by pocket 8s. Spikes an 8 on the flop. So I only finished up 2 buy ins. I guess the point I'm making is that I still make money despite massive coolers, so I guess I can't empathize.
hahaha....yeah....well that's kinda close....but not really.....but thanks for tryin man
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07-24-2007 , 10:44 AM
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but i love blackjack, i no longer love poker cuz she was a dirty dirty bitch to me
ah just wait till you find yourself martingaling for $5, and before you know it, you're shoving in a grand in a single hand just to keep chasig that lost $5.


Poker will then seem like mother Teresa.
Yeah I think the biggest bet I've ever had in front of me is $600 and I lost that shtt, but I was still up $2k after I lost it, and that was from a $500 stack, and that was the first time I was in Vegas for my 21st.

GAMBO GAMBO
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07-24-2007 , 10:46 AM
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I'm with you bmwguy, I was up like 5 buy-ins today and I decided to quit after my next orbit. Well that last orbit was the orbit of death, as I had kings twice in the SB. Good you say? No. It was folded around to me both times and I raised it up a decent amount. Got reraised both times. I shoved both times. Got called by aces both times. Lost both times. Got aces on another table. Arrrrr in baby. Get called by pocket 8s. Spikes an 8 on the flop. So I only finished up 2 buy ins. I guess the point I'm making is that I still make money despite massive coolers, so I guess I can't empathize.
Yeah, any orbit where you get the small blind twice is def the orbit of death.
It must be impossible for me to multitable or something.
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07-24-2007 , 10:49 AM
im with you bmwguy... was up about 12 buy ins.. but when you lose with aces 8 straight times not much you can do... who knew aces was a bad hand
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07-24-2007 , 10:50 AM
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im with you bmwguy... was up about 12 buy ins.. but when you lose with aces 8 straight times not much you can do... who knew aces was a bad hand
It is when you go check, check, check, ARRRRRRR IN BABY.
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07-24-2007 , 11:00 AM
lame.
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07-24-2007 , 11:05 AM
LOL live poker is sooooo eeeeezzzzzzeeeeee
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07-24-2007 , 11:07 AM
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LOL live poker is sooooo eeeeezzzzzzeeeeee
i agree, but i haven't been able to beat it for like ten sessions
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07-24-2007 , 11:11 AM
Live poker is not easy stfu internet nerds. You try getting stuck 4 buyins on one table where some tourneydonk has to think for 25 seconds before folding crap preflop every hand and see how YOU like it.

ITS TORTURE SOMETIMES. Hence tilt, hence hard. GG bmw, I'm with ya main.
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07-24-2007 , 11:12 AM
I hear ya GA.. I think the last year I was in vegas I played live once
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07-24-2007 , 11:12 AM
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im with you bmwguy... was up about 12 buy ins.. but when you lose with aces 8 straight times not much you can do... who knew aces was a bad hand
It is when you go check, check, check, ARRRRRRR IN BABY.
everytime all in pre flop or on the flop to a dry flop obv and not played badly
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07-24-2007 , 11:17 AM
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Live poker is not easy stfu internet nerds. You try getting stuck 4 buyins on one table where some tourneydonk has to think for 25 seconds before folding crap preflop every hand and see how YOU like it.

ITS TORTURE SOMETIMES. Hence tilt, hence hard. GG bmw, I'm with ya main.
the key is to run like jesus christ with a horseshoe up his ass, like i do

live pokah so ez
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07-24-2007 , 11:27 AM
i'm strictly a live player, i've barely played online

but now i'm a live BLACKJACK PLAYER BABY

omgomgomgog i'm gonna win soooo much money....
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07-24-2007 , 11:29 AM
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I'm with you bmwguy, I was up like 5 buy-ins today and I decided to quit after my next orbit. Well that last orbit was the orbit of death, as I had kings twice in the SB. Good you say? No. It was folded around to me both times and I raised it up a decent amount. Got reraised both times. I shoved both times. Got called by aces both times. Lost both times. Got aces on another table. Arrrrr in baby. Get called by pocket 8s. Spikes an 8 on the flop. So I only finished up 2 buy ins. I guess the point I'm making is that I still make money despite massive coolers, so I guess I can't empathize.
Yeah, any orbit where you get the small blind twice is def the orbit of death.
qft
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07-24-2007 , 11:41 AM
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im with you bmwguy... was up about 12 buy ins.. but when you lose with aces 8 straight times not much you can do... who knew aces was a bad hand
It is when you go check, check, check, ARRRRRRR IN BABY.
everytime all in pre flop or on the flop to a dry flop obv and not played badly
Nah I was just saying in general.
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07-24-2007 , 11:52 AM
this is a huge brag imo.

except for the blackjack...and the job.
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07-24-2007 , 12:15 PM
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this is a huge brag imo.

except for the blackjack...and the job.
These may not be good for everyone, but they are both awesome for me DUCY?
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07-24-2007 , 12:24 PM
I'd be done with poker if I wasn't hopelessly addicted spending paycheck after paycheck, and running 25 dollars to 22k in one week, only to lose it all. One day, one day I keep telling myself, I can not work for the rest of my life.

If I ever run up to 500k, I'm investing and begone.
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07-24-2007 , 01:43 PM
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ew noon
QFT, i seriously haven't been waking up until like 3pm. its ridic.
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07-24-2007 , 02:20 PM
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I'd be done with poker if I wasn't hopelessly addicted spending paycheck after paycheck, and running 25 dollars to 22k in one week, only to lose it all. One day, one day I keep telling myself, I can not work for the rest of my life.

If I ever run up to 500k, I'm investing and begone.
coach me?
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07-24-2007 , 02:43 PM
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[?] it's a trap
[x]QFT
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07-24-2007 , 03:09 PM
don't brag too much bmv, u'll come back...too hard to let it go man...i can't even go 2 days without playing, [censored] giving it up heh
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