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Old 07-19-2008, 01:33 PM   #51
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Wearing a turban to your next family function would be kind of funny.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:41 PM   #52
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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Wearing a turban to your next family function would be kind of funny.
we're having a family reunion in a month, do you think that gives me enough time to grow a full beard?
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:00 PM   #53
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we're having a family reunion in a month, do you think that gives me enough time to grow a full beard?
I think only you can answer that question. I have a 28 year old friend who might have some peach fuzz after a month.
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:00 PM   #54
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Dear grandma,

Thanks for caring about me so much. I'm glad that god has blessed me with relatives like you who will support me no matter what. After living the gambling lifestyle I have come to realize how sinful and worldly people can become. I used to be so cocky but now that I am growing up I see how weak and unimportant all these worldy thingsare compared to the kingdom of god.
I read proverbs ten and then I read the whole book of proverbs. I was on a train, and after reading these out of a bible given to me by a priest at a local baptist church, i wept.
Im sorry for being so selfish. Anyway, I now have a job with a red tie and a suit and everything at Plus EV consulting where I maximise me and my investors returns.You don't have to be embarrased anymore . I put all the book learning to good use that contributes to society. I also do charity work from time to time.

I love you and grandad.
Love your caring christian warrior, son

P.S your cookies are delicious.
ok, how does this get no love?!?!?

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Old 07-19-2008, 10:06 PM   #55
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

These responses are pure gold....too many to quote.....

I'm visiting my parents and laughing out loud, I told my mom is she is like whatever...she has seen my tv/car/stereo/clothes while in college all come from poker...she understands it's math and basically like investing and taking advantage with an edge....

I have commented in many threads about how society is stupid to just want ppl to settle down and have kids...that idea is way overplayed and less people = less stress on earths resources...that part actually resonated with me more then anything...if that is what you want great, but sure as hell not me...

and el oh el @ jesus

Last edited by thebeasters; 07-19-2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason: Uh I realized I'm not so sure of hell....damnit!?
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Old 07-20-2008, 12:01 AM   #56
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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If true this is a hudge brag.
Yes, this is true.

My other grandpa died liked 1 month later and he had a regular church of christ -fire and brimstone- don't mess with god-everyone wear black-and you better be sad- funeral. Seeing the contrasting differences so close was crazy. Funerals are hella lame. Tell your grandparents to have a life celebration with open bar/ poker/ singing-music instead.
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:16 PM   #57
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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Old 09-17-2008, 03:27 PM   #58
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

o_0 thanks for bump.
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Old 09-17-2008, 03:34 PM   #59
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

In my experience you should get her a Netflix subscription... She'll come around.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...fnotes-297232/.
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:19 PM   #60
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

lol @ advertising your own thread. It was a good op though, so i won't hate you for it.
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:48 PM   #61
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lol @ advertising your own thread. It was a good op though, so i won't hate you for it.
just trying to be helpful!
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Old 09-17-2008, 06:59 PM   #62
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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Dear grandma,

Thanks for caring about me so much. I'm glad that god has blessed me with relatives like you who will support me no matter what. After living the gambling lifestyle I have come to realize how sinful and worldly people can become. I used to be so cocky but now that I am growing up I see how weak and unimportant all these worldy thingsare compared to the kingdom of god.
I read proverbs ten and then I read the whole book of proverbs. I was on a train, and after reading these out of a bible given to me by a priest at a local baptist church, i wept.
Im sorry for being so selfish. Anyway, I now have a job with a red tie and a suit and everything at Plus EV consulting where I maximise me and my investors returns.You don't have to be embarrased anymore . I put all the book learning to good use that contributes to society. I also do charity work from time to time.

I love you and grandad.
Love your caring christian warrior, son

P.S your cookies are delicious.
omg epic
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:16 PM   #63
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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She is just out of touch with todays games. In the past people limped pocket Aces utg to set the trap ... She cares about you and just doesn't know that todays games are much tougher because all the online-kids know all the angles and they absolutely kill every game - when she was young the degens in the casinos were second class citizens like Doyle Brunson. She will obviously never understand this new world of internet poker, so just tell her about set mining, value betting, graphs and HUD. She will never know and she will be happy.
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:07 AM   #64
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

spaceman wins this thread.

Personally, I would read proverbs 10 then give her fingers 1.
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:51 AM   #65
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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Anyway, I now have a job with a red tie and a suit and everything at Plus EV consulting where I maximise me and my investors returns.
lol, Plus EV Consulting.

That's going to go on a lot of CVs now!
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:54 AM   #66
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

ive gotten that letter before
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:58 AM   #67
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

If I got a letter like that from my grandmother, I'd be all like..

"Holy ****, I thought you were dead!"
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:04 AM   #68
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:10 AM   #69
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Proverbs 10 is wrong. Ill-gotten treasures are the best kind of treasures.
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:59 AM   #70
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Your grandma writes like a man.
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:15 PM   #71
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

I can't read that letter
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:52 PM   #72
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

This post was on the last page near the bottom when I bumped it. I feel like I saved a life.
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:02 PM   #73
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

20 grand kids but she clearly says you are her #1 grandson..................


dude, you're set. Take the laptop to granny's house and show her how stacking fools is no big deal. Explain to her that they actually like it and it helps them.
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:02 PM   #74
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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Proverbs 10:1-2, imo

1 The proverbs of Solomon:
A wise son brings joy to his father,
but a foolish son grief to his mother.

2 Ill-gotten treasures are of no value,
but righteousness delivers from death.
I think she was being more subtle than that.

Proverbs 10:13
Wisdom is found on the lips of the discerning,
but a rod is for the back of him who lacks judgment.

Proverbs 10:31
The mouth of the righteous brings forth wisdom,
but a perverse tongue will be cut out.


She's planning on beating him with a rod and cutting his tongue out the next time she sees him. Watch your back, OP.
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Old 09-18-2008, 04:21 PM   #75
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no u





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