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Old 07-18-2008, 11:30 PM   #26
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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yes but only because it was posted here
I actually read the whole ****ing chapter. It was ldo that she was only concerned with those first two verses.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:34 PM   #27
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

I smell an undertitle for Adam.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:48 PM   #28
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I smell an undertitle for Adam.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:50 PM   #29
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

tell that old ***** to mind her business.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:10 AM   #30
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Dear grandma,

Thanks for caring about me so much. I'm glad that god has blessed me with relatives like you who will support me no matter what. After living the gambling lifestyle I have come to realize how sinful and worldly people can become. I used to be so cocky but now that I am growing up I see how weak and unimportant all these worldy thingsare compared to the kingdom of god.
I read proverbs ten and then I read the whole book of proverbs. I was on a train, and after reading these out of a bible given to me by a priest at a local baptist church, i wept.
Im sorry for being so selfish. Anyway, I now have a job with a red tie and a suit and everything at Plus EV consulting where I maximise me and my investors returns.You don't have to be embarrased anymore . I put all the book learning to good use that contributes to society. I also do charity work from time to time.

I love you and grandad.
Love your caring christian warrior, son

P.S your cookies are delicious.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:11 AM   #31
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Probably not, I think my grandparents got scammed out of a lot of money by a televangelist a few years back, plus it would be divided between like 20 different grandchildren.
order 19 hits and write back that you quit poker 4L imo
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:14 AM   #32
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Shes right though, its far better to give all your money to a clown on tv wearing flashy clothes preaching about invisible men watching you than doing something you like for money.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:26 AM   #33
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

you obviously wrote this yourself just to try to be funny

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Old 07-19-2008, 12:44 AM   #34
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you obviously wrote this yourself just to try to be funny

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my handwriting is not anywhere near that legible
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:20 AM   #35
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But seriously, who cares? She's your Grandma, she won't be around much longer. Just say something that will make her feel like she made a difference (she's only trying to help, albeit in an ignorant way) and continue like normal.
yeah!
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:33 AM   #36
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Try hitting her.



but in all seriousness, tell her the reason she is poor is because god hates her. Then shove over her bluff by pushing her down some stairs.

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Old 07-19-2008, 04:21 AM   #37
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Is she hot
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:24 AM   #38
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

I like the underlining for emphasis. gold.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:34 AM   #39
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

yeah you can't change old, narrow-minded people like this. i say lie to her to keep everyone happy imo.

or ask why you should get a traditional job which pays half of what poker pays etc?

register her in a freeroll imo.

also.. my only grandma died 3 years ago. afaik i wasn't left ANYTHING but obv my Mum got half of grandma's estate to in theory that will be passed on to me.

i secretly think grandma left me about £5000 but my parents are reluctant to give it to me as i would obv play nosebleed PLO or buy a night with a pr0n star with it.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:35 AM   #40
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Is she hot
no but do you know what is hot?
















HELL
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:13 AM   #41
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no but do you know what is hot?

















HELL
You've been listening to gradma too much.
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:57 AM   #42
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Ahh,the guilt card!! WP Grandma!!

Guess everyone gets one of these at one point...
Unless you´re Korean - then you get told on a daily basis!
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Old 07-19-2008, 07:14 AM   #43
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

tell her you've converted to islam, call her up everyday and read parts of the koran to her and tell her she is a bad person for not praising allah, buy her a vale for her birthday. do this constantly until she realizes she is an annoying *****
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:09 AM   #44
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

She is just out of touch with todays game. In the past gambling WAS for second class citizens... She cares about you and just doesn't know that todays game does not involve you screwing someone over like what happened when she was young. She will obviously never understand this new world of internet poker, so just tell her you work at Plus EV Consulting in an investment firm like someone else said earlier, then she'd be happy and have no idea!
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:17 AM   #45
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Am I the only one who noticed that Grandma has some really nice handwriting?
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:21 AM   #46
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:28 AM   #47
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

My grandparents taught me every single card game I currently know... including the unlimited holdemz.

When my Grandfather died we had a celebration of life instead of a lame-ass funeral. Everyone drank, ate, mingled, and had a very good time. I started up a poker game and began beating my cousins out of spare change.

My grandma walked by and asked if I was playing for real money, when I confirmed I was she said good, because it's a waste of time otherwise.

My grandma is cooler than your grandma!!
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:55 AM   #48
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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My grandparents taught me every single card game I currently know... including the unlimited holdemz.

When my Grandfather died we had a celebration of life instead of a lame-ass funeral. Everyone drank, ate, mingled, and had a very good time. I started up a poker game and began beating my cousins out of spare change.

My grandma walked by and asked if I was playing for real money, when I confirmed I was she said good, because it's a waste of time otherwise.

My grandma is cooler than your grandma!!
If true this is a hudge brag.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:51 PM   #49
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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Am I the only one who noticed that Grandma has some really nice handwriting?
I noticed as well. No Parkinson's in that family tree!
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:58 PM   #50
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Possible hidden brag: Grandpa still alive but didn't sign the letter, secretly a degenerate at heart?
Maybe he just doesn't care about you or your birthday.
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