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Old 02-01-2009, 04:27 PM   #1
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Cliffs at the bottom

So last night I went out to Applebees with my friends for karaoke, to have some drinks, some mozzarella sticks, and sing. Around an hour in these pretty good looking two girls went up to sing 99 Red Balloons, but to my dismay they were not singing the lyrics or butchering them when trying. After a minute or two of this assault on my ears I turned to the girls' table where two more good looking girls were sitting. I asked them "Are they from Deutschland?" and they replied "Yes! Are you?". I responded back "Nein" and it was on. I walked over to their table.

After some talking I learned they are four foreign girls out of high school spending a year over here being "Nannies" for the families that host them. A Swede, 2 Germans, and a Colombian. I hit it off pretty well with all of them. I did a duet/danced with the brunette German, while chatting it up nicely with the Aryan German (Blonde Hair Blue Eyes) and the Swede. The 4th girl, from Columbia, seemed shy but was shooting me nice faces never the less.

The euro/s.a. girls, two of my friends, and myself bounced out of there to Starbucks after karaoke winded down. My two friends were useless as wingmen and contributed very little (One of them is pretty good at this but had a sick throat), but I was able to maintain conversation and keep them laughing. It quickly became apparent that the Aryan German wanted to gobble my wiener schnitzel, while the brunette German reeled it back a bit. The Swedish girl was very tired, but reacted more to my humor than the other girls. The Colombian stayed very reserved, but was surprisingly rosy in the face when I would talk with her.

They ended up passing my iphone around and entering themselves into my contacts and adding themselves on Facebook (I know, I know). While most girls I know just give me their number these girls made it a contest to see who could enter the most information. Aryan German girl filled out the contact and then called herself with my phone to get my number. Both her and the Swede apparently have websites that they entered. The brunette German added a note that said "Best Duet Partner Ever " and her address(?) while the Colombian just gave me her number. The Aryan German made an attempt to get the Brunette German to come over to my apartment for Mario Party (A game I don't even have but w/e) but unfortunately the Swede and the Colombian were getting tired. We made tentative plans for the girls to come over and drink at my apartment later in the week. I gave the Aryan German a hug, said my Auf Wiedersehens, and headed back to the apartment.

The girls were excited over the prospect that I had a car/my own apartment seeing as they have to use their host families' vehicles. We also live in a retirement city so there nothing to do post-midnight unless you know people. We talked about hitting up some theme parks as well (The Swede practically came at this). At this point I'm looking the have the girls come over, drink, initiate sexytime. My question is which one?



This was at karaoke. The Aryan is holding a slip that says my name with a heart drawn under it. I wanted so badly to write BBV4LIFE on a slip and hand it to one of them you have no idea :P. I quickly ranked them as hottest from right to left. Starting with the Swede (Not the best pic of her), then brunette German, then Aryan German, then the Colombian. 4321. Not that I would hesitate before sticking it in any of them. The Aryan quickly proved herself the most willing/slutty out of the gang, while I am more attracted to the Swede and the Brunette. Should I go for the challenge? Settle for the Aryan? Try and get 2 or 3 of them? Any 4Life Europeans got tips for me?

Moar pics for bettle judging obv:



The Swede on the left and the brunette German on the right.



The Colombian



And the Aryan.

Cliffs:
-Met 4 attractive girls from far off lands at karaoke, bounced to Starbucks.
-1 was very forward, the others were interested.
-Got numbers/facebooks/websites?
-No copies of Mein Kampf yet...

What's my play 4life?

Last edited by Coo; 02-01-2009 at 04:31 PM. Reason: Really meant to have a poll on this...
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:30 PM   #2
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:32 PM   #3
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:37 PM   #4
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Swede, Aryan, Colombian then then the German if you have time.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:37 PM   #5
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3,2,4,1
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:43 PM   #6
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Wtf, to call a blonde German girl with blue eyes "Aryan" may be funny if you do it once, but when you do it like 12 times in a short text, it´s just weird.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:44 PM   #7
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Blonde AINEC!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:48 PM   #8
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3,2,1,4 (same for both options)
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:48 PM   #9
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Blonde then the German brunette, imo.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:50 PM   #10
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these girls are your entrance ticket to a lifetime of sex. Call your coolest friends. Go party: party party party.

Take lots of photos. Then party some more. Wear a condom.


It's the photos that will get you more girls. You will facebook em and women will see that women love you.


Go with the girls to the places with the hottest girls. Party, make it a big one.
Ah, how i envy you.
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:52 PM   #11
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:53 PM   #12
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Viva Colombia!
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:57 PM   #13
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:58 PM   #14
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:59 PM   #15
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Thanks for the pics, but I don't think "Wiener schnitzel" means what you think it means..
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:00 PM   #16
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Nice work. I think Europeans are into group sex. The choice is clear.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:14 PM   #17
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:17 PM   #18
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:39 PM   #19
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Wtf, to call a blonde German girl with blue eyes "Aryan" may be funny if you do it once, but when you do it like 12 times in a short text, it´s just weird.
I'm Aryan and proud of it. Jk.
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:45 PM   #20
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german brunette and it's not even close
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Old 02-01-2009, 05:56 PM   #21
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Aryan--> Colombian--> German--> Swede, imo.
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Old 02-01-2009, 06:46 PM   #22
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:32 PM   #23
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Nice work. I think Europeans are into group sex. The choice is clear.
i can confirm
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:37 PM   #24
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:58 PM   #25
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The mission here is to clearly get the swede and the columbian in your bed at the same time - after you nail the blonde german.
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