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11-16-2013 , 03:14 AM
It's been a while since I've been here, but I have an issue I feel that 4L is well qualified to weigh in on. I've been doing the online dating thing ever since moving to a new city where I know virtually no one. Met this chick about a month and a half ago, started dating, things go well. A few weeks ago we're house sitting for friends of hers that are out of town, and end up getting frisky in her friend's bed.

This is where it takes a turn for the worse.

I get her naked and the smell emanating from her vaginal area nearly knocks me off the bed. Like your armpit after working out for 5 days straight without showering. It's bad.

The problem is, this is a pretty cool chick who I have a lot in common with and am into in every other aspect. Otherwise, it would be easy to just move on down the road.

So what's the play? Just come out and say it? How does one broach that subject exactly?..... "Hey how's your chicken marsala? Sure, I'll try some. Mmmm. Here have some of my Tour of Italy.... Hey, did ya know your vagina smells like a bag of rotten onions sitting out in the sun?"

I'm kinda at a loss here.

EDIT: Pics or gtfo, yeah I know. Here's the thing -- I have ALWAYS posted pics of girls in these types of threads I've done like here, and here, and here... then someone decided to Tineye a girl, found her FB and messaged her the thread and just generally harassed the **** out of her, completely ruining any potential I had. So yeah, no more of that. Sorry in advance.

Last edited by CandyKreep; 11-16-2013 at 03:15 AM. Reason: *address not adress, fuuuuuuuuu
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11-16-2013 , 03:23 AM
If she is snoopy leave this up on your computer
http://www.mommyedition.com/how-to-g...t-vaginal-odor
or she might be sick
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/advice/h...l-odor#slide-1
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11-16-2013 , 04:08 AM
Throw tic tacs at her vag.
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11-16-2013 , 04:14 AM
Puntang aroma all ITT.

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11-16-2013 , 05:21 AM
If a girl can't keep it clean without prompting, there are other issues at play.

Just move on.
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11-16-2013 , 05:54 AM
you are asking the men of BBV4L about woman.

what is your plan? do the exact opposite of what is said?
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11-16-2013 , 07:20 AM
>grab a wash rag, get all romantic, whisper "here baby, lemme wash you..."
>a little woolite on her pubes
>profit
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11-16-2013 , 10:50 AM
Hey baby.

I've been sweating like a pig all day.

Lets jump in the shower.
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11-16-2013 , 11:34 AM
Take it from this douche, learn to use a douche.
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11-16-2013 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by herbertstemple
Hey baby.

I've been sweating like a pig all day.

Lets jump in the shower.
I thought about this line, but the thing is, I'm not so sure it's a hygiene thing. By all other appearances she's a pretty hygienic person. I'm wondering if it's something internal.
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11-16-2013 , 01:18 PM
candida albicans
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11-16-2013 , 01:22 PM
get a bigger sample size. maybe she had been juicin for you for hours cus it took you a month to bang her slutty goth ass. ****in guy.
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11-16-2013 , 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
get a bigger sample size. maybe she had been juicin for you for hours cus it took you a month to bang her slutty goth ass. ****in guy.
ATC

Times have changed, my friend. I live halfway across the country from that scene and those people. I work in finance now. I play golf. Quite the change of pace in other words.

Had it been a goth sloot, it probably wouldn't have been a month in. This is a nice Jewish girl who works in a hospital.
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11-16-2013 , 03:18 PM
Shower before sex obv
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11-16-2013 , 04:14 PM
IME a girl has to go a several days without showering or have something like a yeast infection** to achieve that level of stank. I'd move on, it isn't worth it. Bad hygiene is the biggest turnoff in any person.

** I recently ate out a girl that had a yeast infection and it didn't even smell bad. who knows what the **** your girl has going on.
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11-16-2013 , 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy
IME a girl has to go a several days without showering or have something like a yeast infection** to achieve that level of stank. I'd move on, it isn't worth it. Bad hygiene is the biggest turnoff in any person.

** I recently ate out a girl that had a yeast infection and it didn't even smell bad. who knows what the **** your girl has going on.
I've ****ed some girls with awful stank (and even bite the bullet and ate them) and girls with floral purity coming from their pussies. Only got STD's from the latter ones (afaik)
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11-16-2013 , 07:54 PM
Proper way to address it:

Feet about shoulder width
Knees slightly bent
Weight evenly on heels and the balls of your feet
Hazmat suit
Flamethrower (interlocking grip is okay, overlap okay too)
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11-16-2013 , 08:02 PM
that is ****ing horrific dude. im gagging just READING about it. and she works at a hospital? prolly getting fisted by lepers
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11-16-2013 , 09:56 PM
I'm kind of surprised I was able to keep it up to be honest. I think ATC is right though. I may need a larger sample size. If it's still bad after a couple more encounters, I may need to bite the bullet and bring it up.
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11-16-2013 , 10:53 PM
Walk in the room with a cotton ball in each nostril and a bottle of puntang perfume. She will get the point.

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11-17-2013 , 07:04 AM
who was the dickhead that found facebook and messaged?
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11-17-2013 , 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by CandyKreep
This is a nice Jewish girl who works in a hospital.
Could be one of two things: her Matzo-heavy diet or she has picked up something deadly from work.
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11-17-2013 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
Could be one of two things: her Matzo-heavy diet or she has picked up something deadly from work.
Get her a tramp stamp w/ that Biohazard logo.

Note: LiLi from the happy tug place still tastes like sweetnsour chicken,
as opposed to sour chicken...
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11-17-2013 , 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by evildeadalive
who was the dickhead that found facebook and messaged?
Sadly, I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
Could be one of two things: her Matzo-heavy diet or she has picked up something deadly from work.
You may be onto something.
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11-17-2013 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by spike420211
Get her a tramp stamp w/ that Biohazard logo.
like this?
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