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06-17-2008 , 05:44 PM

dicky.doll

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 110

So I heard that if you arent circumcised that your foreskin can cover your peehole sometimes.

So what Im going to do is create some sort of bonding adhesive, that isnt harmfull to the skin. Then the person puts it on his foreskin closing off the penis hole.

Then they can have sex with no condom! Its like a condom made out of your own skin!

When this idea gains popularity I forsee the end of circumcission

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06-17-2008 , 05:59 PM

FideICa$hflo

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,528

doesn't sound sanitary iyam

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06-17-2008 , 06:01 PM

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

Dog then you have cum all resting on your dick. Not good iyam.

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06-17-2008 , 06:04 PM

ingmog

enthusiast

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 86

that sounds sooo ****ing painful

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06-17-2008 , 06:09 PM

runningmarvel

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,677

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Originally Posted by FideICa$hflo

A: doesn't sound sanitary iyam

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Originally Posted by thac

B: Dog then you have cum all resting on your dick. Not good iyam.

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Originally Posted by ingmog

C: that sounds sooo ****ing painful

[ ] A
[ ] B
[ ] C
[x] all of the above
[ ] none of the above

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06-17-2008 , 08:12 PM

TeamWalMart

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 545

how do you go pee?

more importantly though how do you plan busting a nut onto a girls face?

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06-17-2008 , 09:28 PM

PageSeven

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 29

Umm...aren't we circumcised to prevent smegma?

Google it or wiki it. It's insanely disgusting... probably NSFW too.

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06-17-2008 , 09:31 PM

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

peeling the glue off sounds painful.

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06-17-2008 , 09:40 PM

Coach Z

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,669

i feel bad that this is the best idea you've ever had.

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06-17-2008 , 09:43 PM

#10

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

having the semen backfire sounds painful and just an overall horrible idea (no offense)

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06-17-2008 , 09:45 PM

#11

dicky.doll

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 110

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Originally Posted by wandigo

i feel bad that this is the best idea you've ever had.

I feel bad because you will never have an idea as awsome as this

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06-17-2008 , 09:47 PM

#12

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

dyck cheese isn't that tasty , IMO

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06-17-2008 , 09:51 PM

#13

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

a kid that went to the same church as me used to hold it in when he wanked. he said it wasn't sinning if nothing came out. lol church.

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06-17-2008 , 10:12 PM

#14

runningmarvel

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,677

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

a kid that went to the same church as me used to hold it in when he wanked. he said it wasn't sinning if nothing came out. lol church.

I see what you did there

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06-17-2008 , 10:35 PM

#15

NicReynolds

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,540

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Originally Posted by dicky.doll

I feel bad because you will never have an idea as awsome as this

If only your father had come up with it instead.

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06-17-2008 , 10:47 PM

#16

King Of Grind

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 978

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Originally Posted by NicReynolds

If only your father had come up with it instead.

sick burn

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06-18-2008 , 12:29 AM

#17

IsaacW

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,013

One of the problems with your plan: the foreskin slides back during sex; preventing this would be ridiculously painful.

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06-18-2008 , 12:32 AM

#18

Fubster

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,950

make it uric acid soluble and i will insta-buy

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06-18-2008 , 12:47 AM

#19

JustAPrincess

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 126

most insane thing I have ever heard. If a guy came at me with a glued up penis I would run and never look back!! LOL

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06-18-2008 , 01:32 AM

#20

ebepse

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 7,244

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Originally Posted by JustAPrincess

most insane thing I have ever heard. If a guy came at me with a glued up penis I would run and never look back!! LOL

would u liike 2 have sex with me

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06-18-2008 , 01:43 AM

#21

Sdid

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,024

wat if it was only temporary
i.e. it builds up pressure enough to release every dozen or so ejaculations

then you can perhaps unleash a torrent of cum at an unbelievable speed at the damsel of your choice

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06-18-2008 , 02:58 AM

#22

JustAPrincess

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 126

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Originally Posted by ebepse

would u liike 2 have sex with me

lol how did you get banned that quickly? LOL

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06-18-2008 , 05:44 AM

#23

bigDee

journeyman

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 306

I don't know if this has already been mentioned but in 95% of uncircumcised penises, the skin only covers the urethra when it's flacid. When the dick is hard, it doesn't cover the urethra, and you can hardly even notice that it's uncircumcised.

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06-18-2008 , 06:00 AM

#24

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

I can't, and will never understand the reasoning behind circumsition.
I mean it's a religious thing (originally maybe not in America, people do it there just because they are dumb obv) but the thing is like those religious people say "god created us in his own image".

If we start to slice away parts of ourselves we wont be in his image anymore, isn't this wrong and contradicting?