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Originally Posted by High Time John
I dated a girl once who told me she wanted to learn how to 'deep throat' and would she mind if she practiced on me. I hesitated for a couple of seconds before answering so I wouldn't look too enthusiastic and said. 'Ok', like I was doing her a favor.
So the first time she 'practices' I blow this humongous load in her mouth and she gets the timing wrong and it ends up coming out her nose! She looks up at me with these sad, brown eyes and I had a huge grin on my face. That was the last one I got from her.
Same thing happened with my ex wife..... ended up with a load on my stomach, but my **** was still in her mouth. She was a good sport about it, actually laughed about it soon after.