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04-15-2008 , 10:10 PM

blutarski

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My response: "What the **** did I get married for?"

Her retort: "I've been asking myself the same question."

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04-15-2008 , 10:11 PM

4_2_it

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Vasectomy FTW.

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04-15-2008 , 10:12 PM

blutarski

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ouch! you bastard! my genes must not be snipped out of the pool! the world needs them!

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04-15-2008 , 10:15 PM

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

1. Jim Hat
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Jim Hat is the slang word for condom. People call it a Jim Hat because Jim is a slang name for a penis.

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04-15-2008 , 10:23 PM

blutarski

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Originally Posted by FaDi

1. Jim Hat
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Jim Hat is the slang word for condom. People call it a Jim Hat because Jim is a slang name for a penis.

oh? well, in that case, never mind.

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04-15-2008 , 10:23 PM

Number7

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Divorce seems like the way to go

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04-15-2008 , 11:37 PM

zinn0

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In before "Try hitting her"

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04-16-2008 , 01:01 AM

Sean Connery

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legit beat

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04-16-2008 , 01:02 AM

demon102

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try hitting her?

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04-16-2008 , 01:11 AM

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Wizard of Raise

old hand

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legit HUDGE beat

FYP

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04-16-2008 , 02:15 AM

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SDone

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So she doesn't feel guilty about cheating, but she'd feel guilty possibly giving you an STD. I can understand that.

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04-16-2008 , 02:23 AM

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Kevroc

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Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

I dunno about the situation but, I do have something to add.

Don't let her touch the plants if it is that time of the month.

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04-16-2008 , 02:30 AM

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xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

Ouch, this is a vry srs beat.
Try hitting her, ldo, and if that doesen't work get a divorce obv.

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04-16-2008 , 08:07 AM

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Quagmyer

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8,252

if you wont do it, i will
tell your wife to PM me

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04-16-2008 , 09:08 AM

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4_2_it

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Good news. She didn't make Mayo use one last night so hopefully this phase is over.

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04-16-2008 , 10:16 AM

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Jazzy3113

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Is this a thinly veiled brag that you have a wife and are getting regular sex?

Probably not since she is most likely chubby and manly.

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04-16-2008 , 10:22 AM

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cookieb

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She knows about your alternative lifestyle and the risks that go along with it.

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04-16-2008 , 10:30 AM

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rhymenocerus

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If I ever get married and my wife tells me this I will off myself right then and there

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04-16-2008 , 10:43 AM

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RunyonAve

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,085

tell her to shut up and take the 1 pill a day

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04-16-2008 , 02:07 PM

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mappedout

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,930

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"What the **** did I get married for?"

24yo, used a condom maybe 5 times EVAR....
[ ] married

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04-16-2008 , 02:53 PM

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pokerbobo

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FYI --- she has 2 other holes that are 100% effective against preggo

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04-16-2008 , 02:57 PM

#22

Himself

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maybe she just wants you to last longer

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04-16-2008 , 03:00 PM

#23

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Umm...if this wasn't blutarski i would say the woman has issues & shouldn't be requiring such thangs.

Since it is...can ya blame her????

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04-16-2008 , 03:31 PM

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HoldEmNewby

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Originally Posted by mappedout

24yo, used a condom maybe 5 times EVAR....
[ ] married

you are a brave man; in a relationship or out of a relationship i wrap up like my life depends on it.

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04-16-2008 , 03:33 PM

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Quagmyer

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Originally Posted by mappedout

24yo, used a condom maybe 5 times EVAR....
[ ] married

times he's had sex witha woman: 1

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