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04-15-2008
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My response: "What the **** did I get married for?"
Her retort: "I've been asking myself the same question."
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04-15-2008
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Vasectomy FTW.
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04-15-2008
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ouch! you bastard! my genes must not be snipped out of the pool! the world needs them!
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04-15-2008
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1. Jim Hat
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Jim Hat is the slang word for condom. People call it a Jim Hat because Jim is a slang name for a penis.
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04-15-2008
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1. Jim Hat
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Jim Hat is the slang word for condom. People call it a Jim Hat because Jim is a slang name for a penis.
oh? well, in that case, never mind.
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04-15-2008
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Divorce seems like the way to go
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04-15-2008
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In before "Try hitting her"
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04-16-2008
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legit beat
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04-16-2008
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try hitting her?
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04-16-2008
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04-16-2008
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So she doesn't feel guilty about cheating, but she'd feel guilty possibly giving you an STD. I can understand that.
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04-16-2008
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I dunno about the situation but, I do have something to add.
Don't let her touch the plants if it is that time of the month.
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04-16-2008
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Ouch, this is a vry srs beat.
Try hitting her, ldo, and if that doesen't work get a divorce obv.
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04-16-2008
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if you wont do it, i will
tell your wife to PM me
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04-16-2008
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Good news. She didn't make Mayo use one last night so hopefully this phase is over.
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04-16-2008
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Is this a thinly veiled brag that you have a wife and are getting regular sex?
Probably not since she is most likely chubby and manly.
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04-16-2008
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She knows about your alternative lifestyle and the risks that go along with it.
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04-16-2008
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If I ever get married and my wife tells me this I will off myself right then and there
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04-16-2008
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tell her to shut up and take the 1 pill a day
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04-16-2008
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"What the **** did I get married for?"
24yo, used a condom maybe 5 times EVAR....
[ ] married
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04-16-2008
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FYI --- she has 2 other holes that are 100% effective against preggo
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04-16-2008
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maybe she just wants you to last longer
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04-16-2008
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Umm...if this wasn't blutarski i would say the woman has issues & shouldn't be requiring such thangs.
Since it is...can ya blame her????
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04-16-2008
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24yo, used a condom maybe 5 times EVAR....
[ ] married
you are a brave man; in a relationship or out of a relationship i wrap up like my life depends on it.
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24yo, used a condom maybe 5 times EVAR....
[ ] married
times he's had sex witha woman: 1
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