Today I got out of an excrutiatingly tiring day at work. I got to my subway entrance and it was locked. I went to all the other subway entrances they were locked too wtf? So now I had to walk to ****ing 8th Ave and 54th to catch some bs train that doesn't even take me home. FUUUUU MTA.
Beat 1: I take teh subwayz
I get to my station I rush down the stairs as quickly as I possibly can just to hear the train doors go DIN DONG and watch them close. WTF??? It happens every ****ing day I always miss my ****ing train and have to wait for the next one. It always makes me think ****, if that elderly lady would have gone down the steps just a little bit faster I'd be omw home right now.
PUT SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP YOU OLD BITCH!
Beat 2^^^^^ (also note the lack of respect for the elderly)
So im on the train and there are titties everywhere so that made my ride a little pleasant. Until....
The old asian dude that sells bootleg movies comes on like 4-5 stops from my house.
I ask to see the movies, He hands me a stack of like 20 different movies that are in the theater now. I see one I like; I asked him how much it cost, He says "about tree fiddy" .
Thats where I knew something was about to go terribly wrong. I knew I had a fiver somewhere on me so I was checking my pockets and I couldn't find it.
I had a couple hundo on me since I was gonna go shopping after work but said **** it. I pull out a wad of money that was in my shirts pocket and start looking for a ten, no luck there.
The train stops the doors open and the ****ing old asain dude snatched the money out of my hand and ran off!!!! I tried to chase him but THE ****ING DOORS CLOSED RIGHT IN MY FACE! WTF!!!!?????? FUUUUUUUUUU LIFE!!! FUUUUUUUUU KARMA!!!!
An old asain dude selling bootlegs took a total of 360$ off me.. like wtf?
Thread savers are on their way. btw Where's Flaming Flamingo at I haven't seen him in a while?
Oh yea and obnoxious ostrich and Berating Badger.. ?
[QUOTE=King Fish;21662770]At least you got a stack of 20 movies. Go find some wimpy kid on the subway, offer to sell him one for $5 and when he BREAKS OUT HIS LARGE WAD OF BILLS ON THE SUBWAY take them and run off.
Never said it was a large... and the I would try to explain the door thing but BBV wont listen.
Either way Im out 360$... not as bad as what happened to you though.