Today I got out of an excrutiatingly tiring day at work. I got to my subway entrance and it was locked. I went to all the other subway entrances they were locked too wtf? So now I had to walk to ****ing 8th Ave and 54th to catch some bs train that doesn't even take me home. FUUUUU MTA.

Beat 1: I take teh subwayz

I get to my station I rush down the stairs as quickly as I possibly can just to hear the train doors go DIN DONG and watch them close. WTF??? It happens every ****ing day I always miss my ****ing train and have to wait for the next one. It always makes me think ****, if that elderly lady would have gone down the steps just a little bit faster I'd be omw home right now.
PUT SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP YOU OLD BITCH!

Beat 2^^^^^ (also note the lack of respect for the elderly)

So im on the train and there are titties everywhere so that made my ride a little pleasant. Until....
The old asian dude that sells bootleg movies comes on like 4-5 stops from my house.

I ask to see the movies, He hands me a stack of like 20 different movies that are in the theater now. I see one I like; I asked him how much it cost, He says "about tree fiddy" .

Thats where I knew something was about to go terribly wrong. I knew I had a fiver somewhere on me so I was checking my pockets and I couldn't find it.

I had a couple hundo on me since I was gonna go shopping after work but said **** it. I pull out a wad of money that was in my shirts pocket and start looking for a ten, no luck there.

The train stops the doors open and the ****ing old asain dude snatched the money out of my hand and ran off!!!! I tried to chase him but THE ****ING DOORS CLOSED RIGHT IN MY FACE! WTF!!!!?????? FUUUUUUUUUU LIFE!!! FUUUUUUUUU KARMA!!!!

An old asain dude selling bootlegs took a total of 360$ off me.. like wtf?

Thread savers are on their way. btw Where's Flaming Flamingo at I haven't seen him in a while?

Oh yea and obnoxious ostrich and Berating Badger.. ?

tl;dr fuuu

kool

just a ****ing awful thread, you deserve a pile of **** in ur face

if this happened , you rly do have terrible luck

So the second the doors open the asian dude grabs the money and runs, and by the time you get to the doors they shut in your face? What did you do crawl to the doors?

You got robbed by an old Asian dude selling bootleg DVDs?

Oh man.. that's really bad man. Like, really bad.

On a serious note thank you, I feel much better now, I was having a ****ty day.

Subway, eat fresh!

too bad you didn't get raped as well

This.

I was believing and enjoying the story until I realized that it was a level...

"He hands me a stack of like 20 different movies that are in the theater now. I see one I like; I asked him how much it cost, He says "about tree fiddy" .

wow u must look like a HUGE pussey

ewwwwww that ***** looks inbred

I said tree fiddy as a joke. They were worth 5.

At least you got a stack of 20 movies. Go find some wimpy kid on the subway, offer to sell him one for $5 and when he BREAKS OUT HIS LARGE WAD OF BILLS ON THE SUBWAY take them and run off.

But you need to move faster than before cause those doors close at a fairly moderate pace.

In B4

Is it just me or is the Yakuza slippin?

[QUOTE=King Fish;21662770]At least you got a stack of 20 movies. Go find some wimpy kid on the subway, offer to sell him one for $5 and when he BREAKS OUT HIS LARGE WAD OF BILLS ON THE SUBWAY take them and run off.
QUOTE]

Never said it was a large... and the I would try to explain the door thing but BBV wont listen.

Either way Im out 360$... not as bad as what happened to you though.

whose the girl in the threadsavers?

asian man selling bootlegs is subway slang for asian tranny hooker

it's actually 54th and 8th. i would say gtfo bridge & tunnel but u have excellent threadsavers

here's a legit threadsaver...

I would hit it.

lmao

if this is actually real just go back with a weapon and rob his ass?