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10-21-2011 , 06:49 PM

#51

JohnyCrash

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,537

Get a tatoo of a vagina on your forehead. That will counter act the gay.

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10-21-2011 , 08:16 PM

#52

ncboiler

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Switch to meth

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10-21-2011 , 09:43 PM

#53

ninetynine99

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Originally Posted by ninetynine99

I don't suppose you think it's gay?

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Originally Posted by nullspace

I don't suppose you think that's a level?

I don't suppose you thought that my post was a reference to happenings that took place in the deer head thread?... I didn't think so.

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Originally Posted by monkeylump

its not gay its cute. I like the tatoo. It makes me think of me and your dad, alone, naked in the moonlight.

This makes me think that you, and my dad, are gay – not that there's anything wrong with that.

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10-21-2011 , 10:14 PM

#54

firoo

journeyman

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Get buddies face tattooed on u sucking the penis

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10-21-2011 , 10:47 PM

#55

JohnyCrash

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Originally Posted by firoo

Get buddies face tattooed on u sucking the penis

Brillant do that, and then post it everywhere on the internet starting with this thread.

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10-21-2011 , 11:48 PM

#56

jiggybluff

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10-21-2011 , 11:51 PM

#57

Pok 7's

old hand

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Originally Posted by chinagambler

I also thought so while getting the tattoo, but apparently some people do not think so rationally and would rather take easy money. That tattoo was also done with a needle, it's not temporary unfortunately. I remember the artist taking a picture of my arm tattoo but he didn't take a pic of this one and said he can't really put this in his portfolio. This is when I started to realize I might regret the decision the next morning. I wish this was a level but unfortunately the tattoo is really there.

Pic of that tattoo and a BBV4L sign along with it or it's a level.

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10-22-2011 , 01:16 AM

#58

nevowski

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 988

When I played baseball in college my teammates and I got those douchebag tribal swirls on our arms. I have regretted it ever since I graduated.

Today, I celebrate a new day, knowing that there is someone out there who got those douchebag tribal swirls on his ass....in the shape of a penis....shooting tribal swirl jizzum into his *******..

Thank you OP.

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10-22-2011 , 02:37 AM

#59

monkeylump

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Originally Posted by crazy canuck

I call BS.

Your ass is way too hairy for a Chinese.

Hes right, I have seen 467 male Chinese asses and they are no where near as hairy as that.

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10-22-2011 , 03:05 AM

#60

raised by jews

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I call BS on this. Tattoo artists make stencils of what they are going to draw first, he would have shown you the stencils and you would have had a chance to slap your friends. Also, theres no way you coulda been so drunk that you would agree to this and be able to get a tattoo. the more you drink the thinner your blood gets and the more you bleed. no way you could get such a big tat being wasted.

pretty damn funny pic though, i definitely laughed a ton

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10-22-2011 , 03:06 AM

#61

jamie1

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damn you must love the asian buttsecks monkey

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10-22-2011 , 03:52 AM

#62

chinagambler

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Originally Posted by Pok 7's

Pic of that tattoo and a BBV4L sign along with it or it's a level.

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My friend also made a video of part of the process. In the video I am passed out on the chair while they keep cheering at the tattoo artist doing his art on my ass. I would rather not reveal my identity online however so I need to hide the faces first. He never showed me the stencil like he did for my arm tattoo and even when I left I had no idea what I had on my ass.

Last edited by chinagambler; 10-22-2011 at 04:03 AM.

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10-22-2011 , 04:45 AM

#63

firoo

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^^^^^^ Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaah

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10-22-2011 , 05:08 AM

#64

jamie1

journeyman

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looks a little smudged clearly drawn on with pen

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10-22-2011 , 05:40 AM

#65

Michael DeMichele

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,596

My car got towed as they glued the date to my windshield. I couldn't get it off. Then someone recommended I use a razor blade and it worked great! I hope this helps.

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10-22-2011 , 06:03 AM

#66

crazy canuck

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Originally Posted by jamie1

looks a little smudged clearly drawn on with pen

The part that looks smudged is just the hair on the nuts.

Although this could easily happen in Hong Kong if the artist is paid enough, I am still skeptical.

Why did the artist let them make a video? Wouldn't he be afraid of his ass getting kicked if you track him down?

And the ass on the pic is way too hairy for a Chinese guy.

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10-22-2011 , 06:22 AM

#67

mazjr13

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Originally Posted by chinagambler

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Oh wow

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10-22-2011 , 09:11 AM

#68

Grin -N- Bear IT

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LOL OMFG

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10-22-2011 , 10:06 AM

#69

CandyKreep

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 6,404

WOWWWWWWW

I was like 98% sure this was a level.

Welp, here's what I would do OP - in this exact order.

1. Go get a cover-up (doesn't really matter what, anything's better than a peen tattoo)
2. Beat the **** out of "friends"
3. Sue the artist
4. Profit

Don't waste anymore time than you already have. Get on it.

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10-22-2011 , 11:00 AM

#70

EADGBE

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Originally Posted by chinagambler

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My friend also made a video of part of the process. In the video I am passed out on the chair while they keep cheering at the tattoo artist doing his art on my ass. I would rather not reveal my identity online however so I need to hide the faces first. He never showed me the stencil like he did for my arm tattoo and even when I left I had no idea what I had on my ass.

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Last edited by EADGBE; 10-22-2011 at 11:00 AM. Reason: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOOOOOOL

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10-22-2011 , 11:34 AM

#71

Albino Lord

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Actual advice: Go back to the jerk to did the tattoo, tell him to figure a way out to fix it (make it a kick-ass elephant) or you'll sue. In some states it's illegal to give an inebriated person a tattoo; so he could be in deep poo if he doesn't.

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10-22-2011 , 11:37 AM

#72

Albino Lord

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Other "fixed" options:

A pirate with a peg-leg
Robot with arm cannon
Strange looking mushroom

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10-22-2011 , 12:10 PM

#73

littleKitten

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Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Other "fixed" options:

A pirate with a peg-leg
Robot with arm cannon
Strange looking mushroom

loool strange looking mushroom

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10-22-2011 , 02:59 PM

#74

Filip

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,721

Damn, this was a gem of a thread!

GL op!

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10-22-2011 , 05:04 PM

#75

ESnow

Comic Book Man

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,728

Well, this thread certainly delivered better than I expected.

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