Every times I think I've reached rock bottom and things cannot possibly get worst new crap like this happens. Any suggestions on how I can possibly fix this? At least most people cannot see it since it's on my ass but I still regret letting a bunch of degenerate drunks make this kind of decision.

how did this happen

my condolences

Earlier during the day I got a regular tattoo on my arm. After getting completely wasted my friends proposed to get me another one and called the guy again. At around half past midnight we found our way back to the tattoo shop and they told me they would get me a nice surprise. This morning I woke up with this on my ass...

Get new friends

did you sign anything?

lol wtf, you got a tattoo of a dick on your ass. What did you think a bunch of drunk degens who have no respect for you were going to choose?

Don't really know much about the world of tattoos, but I'm gonna assume this is a level because I can't imagine that any self-respecting tattoo artist would ink a **** onto the arse of a drunk guy at the request of his degenerate friends.

yea, and if he did, you prob have a nice lawsuit to at least pay for the removal

Looks cool. Whats the problem? You have a picture of a dick on your ass! That rules.

Definitely a level... cause that's MY ass and MY tattoo!!!

I don't suppose you think it's gay?

I don't suppose you think that's a level?

OP, get new friends. Also, check to make sure it's a permanent tattoo. It could just be a temporary one that washes off. It would be pretty ****ing pathetic for somebody to do that as a prank.

I also thought so while getting the tattoo, but apparently some people do not think so rationally and would rather take easy money. That tattoo was also done with a needle, it's not temporary unfortunately. I remember the artist taking a picture of my arm tattoo but he didn't take a pic of this one and said he can't really put this in his portfolio. This is when I started to realize I might regret the decision the next morning. I wish this was a level but unfortunately the tattoo is really there.

Thank You!!! That is seriously the hardest I have ever laughed after opening a thread on 2+2.

you can't remove it but to make it way cooler! overlap it with another bigger dick tattoo!

you fix it by teaching them not to **** with you

yea this is 5stars if real.

NASTY!!!

Get new friends! Shoot old friends with high power rifle...When in court for said killing spree drop the pants and show said tattoo.....easily get off with a slap on the wrist.

(For legality sakes i wish to declare that i am joking about said killing spree and i do not in antway condone op going Rambo on his friends asses like they did on his)

Seriously tho that is gonna cost time and $$$ to get removed. Was it a decent looking tattoo shop or some back alley dive hole? Look into taking the guy for every $ he has to help pay for said removal and seriously SERIOUSLY think about
(A) Getting new friends.
(B) Giving up alcohol.
(C) Never wearing speedo's again on the beach.

Finally....stay away from the blue bananna bar!

Keep it, and consider it a daily reminder to not be such a ******.

I call BS.

Your ass is way too hairy for a Chinese.

lol...touche

Used correctly this will help you get the chicks into bed.

My motto in life is to always try and turn a negative into a positive.

If that happened to me the "friends" would have some bad **** coming.

big time.

bye.

x

Get a vagina tattooed on the other cheek.

Or saw off butt cheek.

Get a coverup done....... If that is actually a pic of you that is seriously ******ed that you let someone tattoo a c*ck on your ass. You might come into some problems trying to cover up the spunk thats shot up your back but you shuld be able to get rid of the purple helmet warrior.