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Old 05-20-2010, 09:42 AM   #1
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beat: baby bird won't let me park

i got home today and as i went to pull in my garage this tough guy would not budge to let me in


and when i went up to him and tried to get him to move he took his sweet time




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Old 05-20-2010, 09:47 AM   #2
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Re: beat: baby bird won't let me park

So, you haven't heard?

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Old 05-20-2010, 09:47 AM   #3
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Wtf is that. Park on its spine imo.
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:48 AM   #4
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Re: beat: baby bird won't let me park

Tell them that,the problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:49 AM   #5
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:51 AM   #6
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Tell them that,the problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:52 AM   #7
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Re: beat: baby bird won't let me park

couldn't the car drive over him unharmed?
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Old 05-20-2010, 09:52 AM   #8
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:01 AM   #9
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That's one ugly bird.
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:14 AM   #10
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That's one ugly bird.
but yeah kill that thing
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:19 AM   #11
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Re: beat: baby bird won't let me park

Thinly veiled "I have the self-discipline to occasionally leave my house"-brag.
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:20 AM   #12
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:25 AM   #13
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:33 AM   #14
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I guess I know what's on the menu tonight.
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:11 AM   #15
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simply awesome.
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:21 AM   #16
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haha you just saved the thread.
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:28 AM   #17
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Re: beat: baby bird won't let me park

hahahahaha!!!!! a+ pics.
also: at first I was like aww baby bird and then: WTF IS THAT? poor guy.
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:36 AM   #18
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Tiananmen Garage bird A+
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:42 AM   #19
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Old 05-20-2010, 11:47 AM   #20
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:03 PM   #21
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Tiananmen Garage bird A+
Outstanding
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:04 PM   #22
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Outstanding
The picture was outstanding or the praise was outstanding

I can't help but feel this was a compliment directed at me.
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:08 PM   #23
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Re: beat: baby bird won't let me park

Picture was pretty good (like maybe an A), but the praise...well I have nothing but the highest praise for the praise (A+++)
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:11 PM   #24
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:40 PM   #25
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2, 1; that's the pointiest elbow I've seen in a long time.

you got outplayed, btw.
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