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View Poll Results: Bear vs. Gorilla
The bear obv
70 48.61%
The gorilla obv
42 29.17%
bastard!
12 8.33%
Raptor Jesus
20 13.89%

01-27-2008 , 12:25 PM
i hopthewy all die from global warming
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01-27-2008 , 12:31 PM
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01-27-2008 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Passaman
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Last edited by runningmarvel; 01-27-2008 at 12:39 PM. Reason: i'm just repeating this to remember it, kinda like vocabulary
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01-27-2008 , 12:42 PM
da baers
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01-27-2008 , 12:46 PM
BEERS!!!
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01-27-2008 , 12:53 PM
running marvel i dmnt think u will ever avg as many post/day as me imo
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01-27-2008 , 01:08 PM
Gorilla coz it has teh smarts.
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01-27-2008 , 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by NerdyVirgin
running marvel i dmnt think u will ever avg as many post/day as me imo
more a brag than beat iyam
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01-27-2008 , 01:31 PM
i love you tj
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01-27-2008 , 01:37 PM
Gorilla LDO
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01-27-2008 , 01:40 PM
animal faceoff was such an awesome show
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05-26-2013 , 06:43 AM
bump. liking the gorilla optimists
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05-26-2013 , 06:51 AM
Bear Grylls

Panda Bears

Smokey the Bear

Would all defeat a gorilla imo
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05-26-2013 , 11:54 PM
Fights like these usually come down to speed and agility. Don't think the bear can hang. Go with the dog and bet the moneyline on the gorilla to win outright.
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05-27-2013 , 05:48 AM
Gorilla has sick upper body strength and even though the bear would try to keep the gorilla at a distance with it's signature claw/jab, if the gorilla gets in close, it's curtains. I'm with herbertstemple, I take the moneyline on the gorilla every single time and know that I got my $ in good.
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05-27-2013 , 05:58 AM
The bear wins. Sorry to spoil
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05-27-2013 , 06:45 AM
lots of folk under-estimating gorillas itt. they're ***** beast!

you all know a juvenile chimpanzee has enough strength and aggression to take the toughest human on the planet and rip him into tiny pieces without even trying? gorillas are that x1000, i think their intelligence would factor in too.

i voted bastard, fwiw
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05-27-2013 , 09:44 PM
Gorilla -- 400 pounds, no claws.
Grizzly -- 800 pounds, with claws.

Now if it had been a black bear, then I'd a had to vote gorilla.
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05-27-2013 , 10:28 PM
At 1st I lol'd at this dumb hypothetical, but then I laughed harder at people claiming the grizzly would win.

Gorilla could throw the grizzly around with ease.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjY2tmSNW7g

Not to mention, bears are pussies

Last edited by bigt2k4; 05-27-2013 at 10:35 PM.
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05-28-2013 , 07:36 AM
half a bear's weight is fat and fur also, so technically the functional muscle mass is very similar in both creatures as gorillas are very lean, i wouldn't be at all surprised if the gorilla was stronger, their body shape is so much more athletic. i'm no expert but i'd say a lot of folk are writing the gorilla off because they're american and they know bears and don't know gorillas. could be wrong tho
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05-28-2013 , 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Bill Haywood
Now if it had been a black bear, then I'd a had to vote gorilla.
that's waccist!
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05-28-2013 , 02:16 PM
Animals by nature don't like to risk getting hurt and would often not attack unless provoked or defending something. Assuming both are fighting to protect it's young behind them, voting bear because all I seen a gorilla do is give a beat down with his hands and growls. Although a gorilla is prob stronger, the bear uses his claws effectively and actively chomps and can take some of the gorilla's pounding while the gorilla would be getting tore up in the mean time.

Voting Bear if its an in the wild encounter and with kids involved.

Last edited by djle2; 05-28-2013 at 02:22 PM. Reason: if both animals had human intellect, bear would win hands down due to knife fingers.
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05-28-2013 , 02:46 PM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...s-come-105902/

Those of you who are new to the abomination that is this forum may not realize that the gorilla v. bear question spawned perhaps the greatest thread in forum history. Suffice to say that OP's MSPaint work is sick.
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05-29-2013 , 05:13 PM
Even some people can take down bears

http://newstrackindia.com/newsdetail...e-handed-.html
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05-29-2013 , 10:09 PM
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