I fail to see the bearing of a bajillion different faces skillfully drawn using varying brushstrokes on this discussion, but I almost forgot.



Raptor Jesus

Age: Timeless
Weight: 963 lbs
Height: 8'7 (erect)

Advantages: He's ****ing Jesus. wtf

fangs from the gorilla ftw

But that's not the question at hand. I say gorilla unless it's a grizzly or polar bear and then it's close.

a bear would win so easily.

also, bears are faster than gorillas.

I voted bear, but I think im secretly pulling for raptor jesus.

loool

raptor jesus vs 50 bears and i still take raptor jesus

Ever time you take a sip,

In this smoky atmosphere,

You press that bottle to you lips,

And i wish I was your beer,

Down in the small there of your back,
Your jeans are playin' peek-a-boo,
I'd like to see the other half
Of that butterfly tatt-oo,
Hey that gives me an idea,
Let's get out of this bar,
Drive out into the country,And find a place to paaaarrkkkkkk,
I'd like to see you,Out in the moonlight,
I'd like to kiss you,Way back in the sticks,
I'd like to walk with you,* through a field of wild flowers,
And I'd like to check you for ticks.

Haha awesome

Grizzly bear, and it's not even close. Back in the olden days of the American west, the frontiersmen used to stage fights between angry bulls and grizzly bears. The bears always won, and they didn't even use their claws or their fangs. Why? Because grizzlies have a bone density nearly 9 times that of most mammals, because they are adapted for digging their food up from among roots and stones. The bears would wait for the bulls to charge and club them in the head, cracking their skulls. In order to make things more interesting, the frontiersmen imported an African lion. The result? Exactly the same. The lion rushed the bear only to have its skull cracked by the bear's club-like paw. In the case of a bear vs. gorilla, the result would be the same. One shot, and the gorilla would go down.

mine would too!

nick rivers perhaps u would careto share your expertise of animal fights in my animal fight thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=114037

i dont even get the point but i laughed for like 10 sec :\

bear wins fo sho

Bear obv cos...it's a bear

Bear - every single time.

voted gorilla as a snap call- but had i been thinking/awake I would have voted raptor christ because a surprise win by him would kind of befit the awesomeness of the paints.

but raptor christ doesn' t have thumbs

voted raptor jesus fwiw

But srsly... bear ftw imo