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Bear vs. Gorilla

View Poll Results: Bear vs. Gorilla

The bear obv

70 48.61%

The gorilla obv

42 29.17%

bastard!

12 8.33%

Raptor Jesus

20 13.89%

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01-27-2008 , 04:22 AM

T.J. Combo

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Who wins?

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01-27-2008 , 04:22 AM

ursine cotcher

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shotgun

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01-27-2008 , 04:23 AM

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Bear ainec

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01-27-2008 , 04:23 AM

ncboiler

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Not enough info. What type of bear?

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01-27-2008 , 04:37 AM

T.J. Combo

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Furious George

Age: 11
Species: Mountain Silverback
Weight: 573 lbs
Height: 6'4 (erect)

Advantages: Speed, Agility, Opposable thumb, Use of tools, strategical advantage, greater reach,

Ron Bearamy

Age: 10
Species: Brown Bear, Grizzly
Weight: 1023
Height: 7'2 (Erect)

Advantages: Size, Slightly superior strength, Far greater endurance, Natural Weaponry (claws, fangs)

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01-27-2008 , 04:38 AM

NerdyVirgin

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grizzly or polar bear would easily win, others not sure

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01-27-2008 , 04:39 AM

obiedman

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tbh i think the bird in my avatar should make a cameo and pwn them both for a few frames

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01-27-2008 , 04:39 AM

mrh86

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I doubt that the gorilla being able to hit the half ton bear with a stick would be the deciding factor. The bear wins 9/10 times.

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01-27-2008 , 04:40 AM

Himself

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gorillla one tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee

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01-27-2008 , 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by NerdyVirgin

grizzly or polar bear would easily win, others not sure

I was thinking that these two were the only ones that would win. For instance a black bear would be looking to the gorilla to hand it some food but the gorilla would bat it upside the head and maim it.

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01-27-2008 , 04:41 AM

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Wheelzie

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i really wanted the train to win for a second there

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01-27-2008 , 04:42 AM

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NerdyVirgin

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yea black bear would prob be too docile or smth duno

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01-27-2008 , 04:44 AM

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Black bear has no standing in this.

I don't care if it sounds racist.

In every movie, the black guy dies first.

Furious George is gonna decimate any black bear coming and going.

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01-27-2008 , 04:46 AM

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mrh86

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I don't care what kind of bear it is. Tell me how the gorilla is going to kill it. Each of the bear's teeth are like at least as big as the gorilla's fist.

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01-27-2008 , 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by T.J. Combo

Black bear has no standing in this.

I don't care if it sounds racist.

In every movie, the black guy dies first.

Furious George is gonna decimate any black bear coming and going.

No....you're wrong.....

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01-27-2008 , 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mrh86

I don't care what kind of bear it is. Tell me how the gorilla is going to kill it. Each of the bear's teeth are like at least as big as the gorilla's fist.

i think ur underestimating gorilas tbh

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01-27-2008 , 04:51 AM

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this thread just gave me a really sweet idea

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01-27-2008 , 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mrh86

I don't care what kind of bear it is. Tell me how the gorilla is going to kill it. Each of the bear's teeth are like at least as big as the gorilla's fist.

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01-27-2008 , 04:52 AM

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LOLOLOL.....nice

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01-27-2008 , 04:54 AM

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Most bears' necks are larger than most humans' waists. There's no way a gorilla gets away with that. Did you forget about the four legs and claws, or the teeth?

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01-27-2008 , 04:54 AM

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Himself

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gorilla ftw

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01-27-2008 , 04:55 AM

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01-27-2008 , 04:57 AM

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T.J. Combo

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The Gorilla's end-game has always been the issue in the past with bear vs. Gorilla.

Gorillas (Mountain Gorillas in particular) have fangs that rival a grizzly's for protection of their harem.

In the wild, the remaining silverbacks (less than 3,000) kill cougars and other big cats from daylight until dusk to protect their sexy gorilla ladies.

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01-27-2008 , 04:58 AM

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srsly, my bird would pwn them both

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01-27-2008 , 04:59 AM

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WOW they kill cats that are smaller than they are. If I'm a bear I'm not worried about their fangs. I claw off their head and then put it on London bridge, and send its arms and legs to the four corners of England as a deterant.

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