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09-19-2009 , 01:57 AM

Tetrahedron

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I want to be a fleshlight for Halloween, but I have no idea how to construct such a costume.

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09-19-2009 , 01:58 AM

ursine cotcher

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make a chicken wire frame then cover it

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09-19-2009 , 02:04 AM

Tetrahedron

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Originally Posted by ursine cotcher

make a chicken wire frame then cover it

Nice. So should I make the bottom of the fleshlight be towards my feet? Then I could make my feet look like hairy balls, and my body is the shaft. And somehow I'm too long for the fleshlight so my head pops out at the end? Or do I make it look like my head is the hairy balls and my body is going into the length of the fleshlight, down to my feet? I need this fundamental problem resolved first, before moving on.

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09-19-2009 , 02:06 AM

ursine cotcher

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i would probably go with vag lips as your collar

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09-19-2009 , 02:12 AM

Tetrahedron

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Yeah. Makes sense. I guess I could get some pipecleaners going to make my head look like a scrotum.

Is there anything clever to do with my arms? Or should I just embed them in the fleshlight shaft?

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09-19-2009 , 02:13 AM

hosstito

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i don't think a fleshlight is what you think it is. did you mean dildo?

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09-19-2009 , 02:14 AM

ursine cotcher

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wrap them in cling film and squeeze suncream down them so it looks like jizz overflowing

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09-19-2009 , 02:15 AM

Tetrahedron

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Originally Posted by hosstito

i don't think a fleshlight is what you think it is. did you mean dildo?

No. I meant fleshlight. Ursine figured it out when he said my collar should be the vag lips.

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09-19-2009 , 02:20 AM

hosstito

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so if you know what it is, why are you still planning on implementing a pipe cleaner scrotum?

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09-19-2009 , 02:21 AM

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ursine cotcher

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Originally Posted by hosstito

so if you know what it is, why are you still planning on implementing a pipe cleaner scrotum?

i got the impression he wanted it to be a fleshlight in use, with someone balls deep in it

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09-19-2009 , 02:31 AM

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animal_chin

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In before Tartufo.

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09-19-2009 , 02:38 AM

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Tetrahedron

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Originally Posted by ursine cotcher

wrap them in cling film and squeeze suncream down them so it looks like jizz overflowing

Whoa. +500

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09-19-2009 , 02:43 AM

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kwl061

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You should wear a pink shirt that is too small with the collar popped and sunglasses. Have your wife or girlfriend wear a trashbag. Together you two will make a douchebag.

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09-19-2009 , 02:45 AM

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Tetrahedron

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I'm wondering if I can put some sound effects in. Does a fleshlight make a queef-like sound? And if so, where can I get an MP3 of a queef?

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