NASA has confirmed the existence of a friendly-looking habitable planet some 600 lightyears from Earth (3.500.000.000.000.000 miles for those who swear by the imperial system). Looks like extraterrestrial life is just a 600-LY arm's length away.

The Agency has also offered an exclusive deal to BBV4L: each poster can submit a short message to be delivered to whatever gruesome abominations might dwell on Kepler-22b. Whether you want to share a cool coin trick, your favourite scene from Contact or how you just love nonhumanoid bishes, everyone's entitled to one post that will be transmitted to "Earth's Twin" via überpowerful radio.

Whatever their true nature, the horrid aliens are supposed to understand English. Like what kind of stupid civilization doesn't speak that, right?

Fire away.

Anal probe OP!

WYGLMTT?

Fistpump

take me to your dealer

Dammit, I thought you said Keebler.. I was gonna start building a rocket.

ban OP

**** you.

Dear Kepler-22b,

Pics of alien tits or GTFO.

I hope their women are as sexy as the ones in that sh*t movie Avatar.

OMG OMG Keebler elf planet?? I want to go....

They are like 6 inches tall, I WILL BE THEIR GOD!

Dear Friendly Aliens,

We're coming to get you.

Sincerely,
The Humans.

i have dibs on that planet!

Old news is old. They found a planet that has two suns like Tatooine called Kepler 16b, which is much more awesome.

Hello Alan!

What is their favourite sorting algorithm?

Relax baby, I'm just taking a sample of your atmosphere to see if it's a hospitable environment for carbon based life forms.

Dear inhabitants of kepler-22b,

I am the King and supreme ruler of Nigeria. I am currently in the possession of $240,000,000 which I am in desperate need to transfer to someone I can trust...

"Hello Kepler-22b this Peggy"

I was gonna ask you when you were gonna let me tap that...
but it appears you have 4 or 5 of them...

pff, welcome to last week

i would send them our strangest porn

All your base are belong to us?