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01-15-2019 , 02:32 PM

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i'm gonna pop cheese cubes and walk around with dumbbells

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01-15-2019 , 02:37 PM

#52

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Ronda Rousey look-a-like: so why are you a virgin?
Colton: *gives the speech*

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01-15-2019 , 02:40 PM

#53

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erika is disturbingly impolite. double fist pump for drawing the date card. she also asked colton about his lack of pussy whipping at the cocktail party.

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01-15-2019 , 03:10 PM

#54

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demi is at war with the cougars. "some of us younger girls are already 5 steps ahead of them"

nothing turns me on like chess

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01-15-2019 , 03:16 PM

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sydney goes in for a desperation steal. another girl interrupts with a blow horn and says she's horny. in another pan a girl bemoans putting on her heels an hour previously.

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01-15-2019 , 03:19 PM

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Tracy goes for a steal. She had been one of the bigger complainers this episode. Demi arrives in a bathrobe and steals the colton from Tracy. Demi tells colton she has something to show him and walks him upstairs. The girls are on pins and needles. Courtney: "I don't know what's under the robe and I'm a little nervous."

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01-15-2019 , 03:22 PM

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The sales account manager (referring to a contestant by their career is so 2016) is wearing a stretched out handbag for a dress. This became a trend sometime this decade and while *I respect a woman's right to reveal thyself* it is dreadful.

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01-15-2019 , 03:32 PM

#58

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that was a shameful episode. colton is the personified lazy susan, in a perfectly tailored suit. i believe the target audience is 65+ women.

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01-15-2019 , 04:04 PM

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the best part, don't know if you mentioned it, was when the gay guy insinuated that colton might be gay

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01-15-2019 , 04:08 PM

#60

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i was doing hetero workouts but saw the little talk the mouthy guy gave. in my head i was tabulating the # of times colton's virginity has been grotesquely masqueraded. i have a fear of large numbers, didn't think it would ever subvert my commitment to the war on individualism.

yo Judge, do you think colton is really a virgin? it's been conveniently career enabling.

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01-15-2019 , 04:12 PM

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i think this is the end of times for the bachelor. hoping beyond hopes it's cancelled after the bachelorette and i can move on with my life.

colton is america. i don't think he has a single opinion of his own.

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01-15-2019 , 04:14 PM

#62

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green tea brings out my anger, sorry

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01-15-2019 , 04:18 PM

#63

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I talked with my wife about that last night. what if chicks just start coming out that they all have f'd colton in the past. would be a pretty awesome show storyline / meaningless controversy

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01-16-2019 , 07:14 AM

#64

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colton is hopeless. i feel bad for the nicer girls putting themselves out there for him and the bachelor system. i feel better knowing half of them have social media careers and a few are interested in performance arts.

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01-16-2019 , 12:45 PM

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i'm re-working my application. "hindsight is 20/20" is written on the envelope - banal string of words to some, a puzzle to others, perhaps. first impression is everything.

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Likes
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- weed

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- everything else
- the paradox of melting snow

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01-16-2019 , 01:00 PM

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https://ew.com/tv/2019/01/08/the-bac...deleted-scene/

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01-17-2019 , 06:25 AM

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we are all colton underwood

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01-17-2019 , 07:31 AM

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Are we all not Ari the race car driver also? Or the ex nfl qb? Or the airline pilot?

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01-17-2019 , 11:28 AM

#69

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i'm not any of them. beyond the 'after the final rose' special the viewer is free'd from purgatory.

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01-17-2019 , 09:55 PM

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tuma,

if the devil offered you a faustian bargain and said you could be healthy and muscular and great looking like colton, but only as long as you abstain from sex. if anyone so much as sits on your lap, you transform into yourself like the portrait of dorian grey. i know i'm mixing 2 literary allegories here but would you do it? it's potentially eternal life, but you gotta live like colton.

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01-18-2019 , 06:13 AM

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colton wears a scarlet letter in a seemingly honorable way. sure, i'd wait for true love before making it.

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01-18-2019 , 07:04 AM

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lacking from this clip is colton's final meeting with the sage. this was actually televised

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colton: about the fantasy suite... do you really have to bang in there?
chris harrison: no

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01-24-2019 , 11:41 AM

#73

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if hannah b wasn't smoking hot she would be absolutely repulsive

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01-24-2019 , 03:35 PM

#74

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I don't understand what these girls see in Colton. I mean that literally, usually the cast has a lot to say about the lead.

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01-24-2019 , 03:59 PM

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Caitlin had a great bio and seemed sweet.

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