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Colton: I remember my walk up.
Chris Harrison: What did you say to Becca?
Colton: I don't remember, I blacked out.
Chris: (laughs)

colton is one ****ed up dude. nerves of plastic, jesus christ.

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01-11-2019 , 08:06 PM

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this forum needs this bachelor thread. thank you tuma.

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01-11-2019 , 08:08 PM

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#TeamDemi

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01-11-2019 , 08:16 PM

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This is the closest thing to the little rascals that the present day has to offer. I can't believe none of the girls are from jersey.

Demi has the eye of the tiger. I foresee studio damage with her name on it.

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01-11-2019 , 08:22 PM

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colton: "I don't know a lot of Mandarin."

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01-11-2019 , 08:24 PM

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Jane's going deep. Pencil that woman into hometowns.

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01-14-2019 , 02:41 PM

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Live Blog tonight. I'm betting Colton reveals that he doesn't wear underwear.

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01-14-2019 , 02:43 PM

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does anyone else's wife or gf get super horny watching this show? I'm 85% more likely to get laid after watching the bach, just sayin

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01-14-2019 , 02:58 PM

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Official Standings

1. Hannah G (points deducted for palindrome name, yet still in 1st. the entire roster might be undateable

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2. Bri (from colton's diary: ....but think of the other hot accents she might know!?)
3. Courtney (race factor + willingness to freak. if colton cares about one thing it's ratings.)
4. Demi (most WIM of any of the ladies)
5. Cassie (has the 'it' factor, and the coolest dog.)

All of the girls have bold personalities which is slightly curious of ABC; the cast is normally a mix of beauty and interesting careers, with a couple of odd balls. This season has 16. I don't feel confident in these standings one bit.

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01-14-2019 , 05:46 PM

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#GotMescaline?

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01-14-2019 , 11:22 PM

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Live Blog tonight. I'm betting Colton reveals that he doesn't wear underwear.

Tuna u r an enigma. West coast?

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01-14-2019 , 11:39 PM

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i missed the live broadcast because i was counting on you

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01-15-2019 , 01:52 AM

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Sorry guys. I turned it on and lasted ~35 seconds. It sounded like one of the girls was doing a version of slam poetry about how many dudes they've ****ed. Went to sleep, wasn't feeling it tonight.

The good news is there is 2c/4c poker being played across the entire country right now and I'm still single

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01-15-2019 , 01:51 PM

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season 23, espisode 2

colton opens with a video blog. 'super excited' for the group date. going to a theatre to talk about their firsts.

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01-15-2019 , 01:55 PM

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thatta boy tuma lets fn go

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01-15-2019 , 01:57 PM

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when colton says, "oh thank you!" he does this thing with his shoulders and hips like he's an ocean wave. be on alert for boy band dance moves this season.

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01-15-2019 , 01:58 PM

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demi: "Nobody's going to have a story like mine."

I don't want to beat around the bush any further. Demi's mom is in prison.

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01-15-2019 , 02:02 PM

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colton tells the coming out story of his virginity to a room full of people

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01-15-2019 , 02:05 PM

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catherine has the best get up. i think she's wearing a one-z. it's apparent this date is hopeless.

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01-15-2019 , 02:07 PM

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damn Demi won the queen of the ring. she walked off the stage and kissed colton, lol.

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01-15-2019 , 02:09 PM

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elyse: welcome to our mess
colton: (head wave) i'm in it with ya
*make out*

^^ girl's older, which doesn't have to be a problem. but talking about it does. this is a sympathy tongue lashing.

tracy is giving the girls a lecture about rose etiquette. little does she know that internal drama is a career ender.

demi is dolled up and looking fantastic.

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01-15-2019 , 02:19 PM

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Hannah is worried about the other girls. Colton reassures her 1st impression rose was for a reason.

Deminatrix has confirmed she wants to take control of colton's life.

Elyse gets the group date rose.

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01-15-2019 , 02:24 PM

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The other Hannah goes on an ooo date with colton. She has a lot of energy. They're going to ride horses in a desert, have myopic convo and then makeout.

The beauty queen is mad at the other Hannah over attitude. It sounds like one of them is prone to mental breakdowns.

Edit -- I spoke too soon. Hannah B can barely form words without laughing. "let's pretend this is real", yeeesh.

Colton's looking for progress, feeling disappointed. Into the random hot tub they go.

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