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03-04-2010 , 07:42 PM
It being the 70s was worth it, though.
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03-04-2010 , 07:48 PM
You chopped images using scissors and glue?
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03-04-2010 , 08:19 PM
how did old people get it up
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03-04-2010 , 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by crazy canuck
You chopped images using scissors and glue?

Did this many times. Office copier. Some people still have my copier chops on fridges and the like. All old and yellowed.
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03-04-2010 , 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by fuluck
how did old people get it up
witchcraft
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03-04-2010 , 08:27 PM
Did you have "phone sex" using smoke signals?
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03-04-2010 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by crazy canuck
Did you have "phone sex" using smoke signals?
sounds hot
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03-04-2010 , 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by slownpainful
What was it like being a porn director if there was only playboy magazines?
Believe it or not, I wasn't directing porn at the age of 10.
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03-04-2010 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by DonkeyFocker
so out of all the inventions since 1973, do you think viagra is your favorite?
only as a chaser

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Originally Posted by fuluck
how did old people get it up
rip cords and gas powered contraptions
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03-04-2010 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by dieantwoord
How was the porn?
I'll chime in for this one. People didn't spit on each other. BJ's were much better -- deep throat as opposed to spitty handjobs with a little knob sucking on top. Oh lord, how much we have lost ...

Also, there wasn't as much screaming and shouting. People getting f*d didn't sound like they were being beaten to death.
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03-04-2010 , 09:06 PM
OP...I'm with you...I turned 8 in late 1973. Don't remember much about it however.
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03-04-2010 , 09:21 PM
how didnt u commit suicide?
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03-04-2010 , 10:24 PM
How much did condoms cost?

Was a dime bag really a dime?
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03-04-2010 , 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
When I was ten in 1973:
  • There was no internet
  • Heck, there were no computers
  • Calculators were the height of technology
  • Fax machines were science fiction fantasy
  • I had to stand next to a wall to talk on the phone, as said phone was connected to said wall via a short, twisty cord
  • No video games (no not even arcade games - we did have pinball machines, tho)
  • If I wanted to heat something up quickly, I would have to pre-heat the oven and wait half an hour or so. Microwave ovens did not exist.
  • No cable TV.
  • No TV remote - if I wanted to change one of the three black & white channels we got, I'd have to get up, cross the living room, and turn it by hand.
  • The only available naked girls were in Playboy magazine. Porn was not accessible by the masses.
  • Gas prices were about 48 cents a gallon.
  • No MP3s, no CDs, no DVDs, no VHS, no Blockbuster.
  • Vinyl was the only way to listen to music unless you were rich and you had a reel-to-reel. Even cassette tapes were rare.
  • If I wanted to watch a movie, I would've had to see it in the movie theater.

gogogogogogogogo
Goddam kid. I was 10 in 1965. Movies were 50 cents, gasoline 30 cents a gallon. Stay off my goddam yard.

MM MD
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03-04-2010 , 10:59 PM
LOL - I'm older than OP.
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03-04-2010 , 11:20 PM
as an aside:

computers have actually been around since the late 30's in some fashion.

as for commercial use:

"The first personal computer":-

In 1975 Ed Roberts coined the term personal computer when he introduced the Altair 8800. Although the first personal computer is considered to be the Kenback-1, which was first introduced for $750 in 1971. The computer relied on a series of switches for inputting data and output data by turning on and off a series of lights.

The Micral is considered the be the first commercial non-assembly computer. The computer used the Intel 8008 processor and sold for $1,750 in 1973.

as for video games:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History...2.80.931983.29


Let's not completely confuse the kids. Pong anyone?
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03-04-2010 , 11:23 PM
I remember going to the picture show to watch "Serpents on a Dirigible"

we've got to get these vaudevillian snakes off this vaudevillian contraption!
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03-05-2010 , 12:28 AM
I used to get two comics for a quarter.
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03-05-2010 , 12:51 AM
Hey, Old Man River, move it or I'll break your hip.
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03-05-2010 , 01:04 AM
I remember having the ****ty B&W TV with the dial that had fallen off, so we had to use a pliers to change the channel.
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03-05-2010 , 01:12 AM
is it true that a happy meal used to include a burger, coffee, pie, and a pack of lucky strikes?

what was the coolidge administration like?

favorite prohibition story?

remember the alamo?

bigger celebrity: amelia earheart or buster keaton?

stories from the wagon train?
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03-05-2010 , 01:20 AM
is there anything you wish was never invented, and why? For example cell phones make it so that people can have a reasonable expectation to always be able to get in contact with you.
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03-05-2010 , 01:48 AM
Did all girls of sexual maturity have tons of pubic hair? When did they start shaving?

How has profanity evolved?
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03-05-2010 , 02:15 AM
This was all long before Samuel L. Jackson had invented the word "motherf*er." That was a gentler motherf*ing time, motherf*er.

Also, paper had been invented, but not the page. So books were 40 feet tall.
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03-05-2010 , 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by adizzle13
is it true that a happy meal used to include a burger, coffee, pie, and a pack of lucky strikes?
And condoms

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what was the coolidge administration like?
silent

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favorite prohibition story?
here you go

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remember the alamo?
Davey Crockett used to house sit our plants when we vacationed in Mexico. Last time we got back, the plants were dead.

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bigger celebrity: amelia earheart or buster keaton?
Fatty Arbuckle ftw

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stories from the wagon train?
At night, wagon trains were often formed into a circle (a "laager") for shelter from wind or weather and corral the emigrants' animals in the center to prevent them from running away or being stolen by Native Americans. While Native Americans might attempt to raid horses under cover of darkness, they rarely attacked a train; wagons were seldom circled defensively, contrary to popular belief
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