Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years
07-02-2010
, 05:53 AM
Wait a second. You have to be levelling me. You're gay but you disapprove of Obama? I naively assumed all gay dudes love him. He's got to be like the first buff president ever, no?
Back on topic, OP, how many times a week on average do you pay for sex?
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yeah, i know this post is TL. DR if you like.
both. it's usually something small with Hos... if they have nothing to do their inner thai woman can't let that pile of dishes be undone... or I'll make them an egg sandwich for breakfast, and they'll finish off the dishes i've got in the sink when they're done.
I do have two stories about non-pros that are better than the myriad of "i took this hooker home and she cleaned up my place while i slept" stories.
My girl from Kanchanaburi
I met girl two years ago in a small mountain town called Kanchanaburi. she was working in this little used bookstore owned by an old American expat named Jimmy. I thought she was cute, and tried my damnedest to hook up with her. Jimmy kept telling me i was wasting my time, and this only encouraged me. On my last night in town, she finally agreed just to go out to dinner with me. I didn't end up ****ing her, but i probably could have because she stayed out all night with me.
I went home to america and kept in touch with her for a few months, but eventually let it go. After moving over here last year, I decided to call her after about 6 months to see where she was. She had a boyfriend, and we caught up, but i could tell she was a little cold about how I'd just stopped contacting her. She called me once or twice more over the next few months, but was serious about her boyfriend.
On Christmas Eve she calls me to tell me that her boyfriend broke up with her, and she was really upset. eventually, I tell her that she's welcome to come visit me if she likes and take a vacation to get over him. A week later, she calls me to tell me that her boyfriend came back, slept with her, and left in the morning telling her that he just wanted to see if he could really leave her, and he's discovered that he can. She got on a bus that night to come to Phuket (about 14 hours bus ride)
She spent 4 days here, ****ed the **** out of me, and because I hadn't had my laundry done in awhile, did 8 ****ing loads of laundry for me, then got on a bus and went back home.
Took me two years to get in her pants, and it was totally worth it. the laundry was a sweet bonus, that to this day I smile every time I think about it. She ended up with a job in Bangkok at a hotel, but comes to visit me every other month or so, and when i'm in bangkok I stop by to see her. I also probalby talk to her 5 times a week on the phone... so If the laundry was a ruse to make me like her more.... it seemed to have worked.
man, that story was a ****ing long one. I have a feeling my next one is gonna be even longer.
The girl who looks like a thai Winnie Cooper
I was totally smitten by this girl who looked like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. She wasn't interested in a falang (foreign) boyfriend at all... her sister was a bargirl for life and she didn't really like the guys she'd seen her with blah blah blah.
I put in a lot of work on this one, also... but to no avail. I'd taken her out dancing a couple of times, and had a few moments where I thought i was gonna hook up, but bad luck and/or errors on my part made me fail in those opportunities. She did warm up to me over time. There was this Norwegian dude that also was really into her. She was kindof leading him on and making fun of him behind his back (I suppose she could have been doing the same thing to me, but since i wasn't really throwing any money at her like this dude was.... I kinda doubt it) I'm not even a moderately jealous type, so i just kindof ignored the Norwegian dude as I don't really give a **** about other dudes.
One night, the norwegian dude did something to really piss Winnie Cooper off. At this point, whenever she'd do something with me, she'd keep it hidden from the guy because he was blowing mad loot on her... and that didn't stop the guy from being really jealous whenever i bumped into him. So I just have our driver come by and she hops in the car, and we go off to a disco, the dude sees everything. Winnie's sister, who wants the dude to keep throwing money at her, and doesn't really like me, tells him where we're going, and the dude ends up at the disco we're hanging out at, drunk.
He acts really creepy, and Winnie slips out and chills in the car. I go outside and talk to her while the norwegian stumbles around looking for her. She makes out with me for a little bit, and then asks me to go inside with everyone else and make sure her best friend that came with us is having a good time. she'll just sleep in the car. I have no idea why i thought it was ok to let this happen, but i do. I go inside, and run into the norwegian, who says all kinds of nasty/creepy **** to me. i tell him he's ****ing creepy, and to just not talk to me. Our driver sees him stumble into the parking lot, and try and get in the car Winnie is sleeping in. We go outside, and he wanders off. I tell our driver to take her home.. and if she's not comfortable with that, take her to my place and give me a call, i'll go spend some time with her. it's about 3 A.M.
our driver gets back and i ask him where he took her. He says "windy house" which is the name our landlord gave our house, but none of us use. I thought he said "Winnie's house" (which is funny b/c only white people call her winnie, because they know who winnie cooper is. she doesn't even know at this point why some of my friends call her Winnie)
so she's at my house waiting for me, and I don't know it. I proceed to party until the club closes (about 5:30 am) then I take her best friend, my buddy visiting from the states, and the girl he's banging over to that girl's house (actually her boyfreind's house, but he's out of the country) along with the driver and a few of her friends, where we drink until about 8am. I go eat breakfast, and drop off Winnie's friend... show up at my house about 6 hours after my driver dropped her off.
I walk into my bedroom, start taking off my clothes to hop in bed, almost jump in bed on top of her, when she rolls over and makes me jump about 5 feet back, scared ****less. She wakes up, gives me an evil look, and goes back to sleep.
It takes me a while to figure out what happened (i'm ****ing drunk still) but finally i just give up and pass out next to her. When I wake up in the morning, she doesn't seem all that cold, until she asks me what happened to her friend. I tell her I dropped her off at their apartment, and she immediately makes me take her home. when i get back from dropping her off, I see that in the night while she was waiting for me, she cleaned up my whole ****ing place, included going through my entire closet and folding everything all neat and tidy.
I'm such a moron.
I never did get to bang that chick.
anyway, for the two guys who actually read that whole post, here's a few pics of the asian winnie cooper, plus one of the real winnie cooper. it doesn't really stand out how much she looks like her in the pics, but everyone who meets her live gets it right away.
she's on the right.
girl on the right in this pic is her best friend. I'm still close friends with the BFF to this day.
honestly, it's mostly that they have the exact same haircut, and cute chubby cheeks.
...and now i'm really finished with my thread hijack.
I do have two stories about non-pros that are better than the myriad of "i took this hooker home and she cleaned up my place while i slept" stories.
My girl from Kanchanaburi
I met girl two years ago in a small mountain town called Kanchanaburi. she was working in this little used bookstore owned by an old American expat named Jimmy. I thought she was cute, and tried my damnedest to hook up with her. Jimmy kept telling me i was wasting my time, and this only encouraged me. On my last night in town, she finally agreed just to go out to dinner with me. I didn't end up ****ing her, but i probably could have because she stayed out all night with me.
I went home to america and kept in touch with her for a few months, but eventually let it go. After moving over here last year, I decided to call her after about 6 months to see where she was. She had a boyfriend, and we caught up, but i could tell she was a little cold about how I'd just stopped contacting her. She called me once or twice more over the next few months, but was serious about her boyfriend.
On Christmas Eve she calls me to tell me that her boyfriend broke up with her, and she was really upset. eventually, I tell her that she's welcome to come visit me if she likes and take a vacation to get over him. A week later, she calls me to tell me that her boyfriend came back, slept with her, and left in the morning telling her that he just wanted to see if he could really leave her, and he's discovered that he can. She got on a bus that night to come to Phuket (about 14 hours bus ride)
She spent 4 days here, ****ed the **** out of me, and because I hadn't had my laundry done in awhile, did 8 ****ing loads of laundry for me, then got on a bus and went back home.
Took me two years to get in her pants, and it was totally worth it. the laundry was a sweet bonus, that to this day I smile every time I think about it. She ended up with a job in Bangkok at a hotel, but comes to visit me every other month or so, and when i'm in bangkok I stop by to see her. I also probalby talk to her 5 times a week on the phone... so If the laundry was a ruse to make me like her more.... it seemed to have worked.
man, that story was a ****ing long one. I have a feeling my next one is gonna be even longer.
The girl who looks like a thai Winnie Cooper
I was totally smitten by this girl who looked like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. She wasn't interested in a falang (foreign) boyfriend at all... her sister was a bargirl for life and she didn't really like the guys she'd seen her with blah blah blah.
I put in a lot of work on this one, also... but to no avail. I'd taken her out dancing a couple of times, and had a few moments where I thought i was gonna hook up, but bad luck and/or errors on my part made me fail in those opportunities. She did warm up to me over time. There was this Norwegian dude that also was really into her. She was kindof leading him on and making fun of him behind his back (I suppose she could have been doing the same thing to me, but since i wasn't really throwing any money at her like this dude was.... I kinda doubt it) I'm not even a moderately jealous type, so i just kindof ignored the Norwegian dude as I don't really give a **** about other dudes.
One night, the norwegian dude did something to really piss Winnie Cooper off. At this point, whenever she'd do something with me, she'd keep it hidden from the guy because he was blowing mad loot on her... and that didn't stop the guy from being really jealous whenever i bumped into him. So I just have our driver come by and she hops in the car, and we go off to a disco, the dude sees everything. Winnie's sister, who wants the dude to keep throwing money at her, and doesn't really like me, tells him where we're going, and the dude ends up at the disco we're hanging out at, drunk.
He acts really creepy, and Winnie slips out and chills in the car. I go outside and talk to her while the norwegian stumbles around looking for her. She makes out with me for a little bit, and then asks me to go inside with everyone else and make sure her best friend that came with us is having a good time. she'll just sleep in the car. I have no idea why i thought it was ok to let this happen, but i do. I go inside, and run into the norwegian, who says all kinds of nasty/creepy **** to me. i tell him he's ****ing creepy, and to just not talk to me. Our driver sees him stumble into the parking lot, and try and get in the car Winnie is sleeping in. We go outside, and he wanders off. I tell our driver to take her home.. and if she's not comfortable with that, take her to my place and give me a call, i'll go spend some time with her. it's about 3 A.M.
our driver gets back and i ask him where he took her. He says "windy house" which is the name our landlord gave our house, but none of us use. I thought he said "Winnie's house" (which is funny b/c only white people call her winnie, because they know who winnie cooper is. she doesn't even know at this point why some of my friends call her Winnie)
so she's at my house waiting for me, and I don't know it. I proceed to party until the club closes (about 5:30 am) then I take her best friend, my buddy visiting from the states, and the girl he's banging over to that girl's house (actually her boyfreind's house, but he's out of the country) along with the driver and a few of her friends, where we drink until about 8am. I go eat breakfast, and drop off Winnie's friend... show up at my house about 6 hours after my driver dropped her off.
I walk into my bedroom, start taking off my clothes to hop in bed, almost jump in bed on top of her, when she rolls over and makes me jump about 5 feet back, scared ****less. She wakes up, gives me an evil look, and goes back to sleep.
It takes me a while to figure out what happened (i'm ****ing drunk still) but finally i just give up and pass out next to her. When I wake up in the morning, she doesn't seem all that cold, until she asks me what happened to her friend. I tell her I dropped her off at their apartment, and she immediately makes me take her home. when i get back from dropping her off, I see that in the night while she was waiting for me, she cleaned up my whole ****ing place, included going through my entire closet and folding everything all neat and tidy.
I'm such a moron.
I never did get to bang that chick.
anyway, for the two guys who actually read that whole post, here's a few pics of the asian winnie cooper, plus one of the real winnie cooper. it doesn't really stand out how much she looks like her in the pics, but everyone who meets her live gets it right away.
she's on the right.
girl on the right in this pic is her best friend. I'm still close friends with the BFF to this day.
honestly, it's mostly that they have the exact same haircut, and cute chubby cheeks.
...and now i'm really finished with my thread hijack.
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Not that it matters - it's not part of my game at all!
