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Old 07-02-2010, 05:53 AM   #101
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That is such a great song.

Soooo much gay hidden messages in it (the song itself more so than the video). If I get multiple requests for it, I will start a thread explaining all the gay messages in it.

I am gay.
Hey, gay is okay.

Wait a second. You have to be levelling me. You're gay but you disapprove of Obama? I naively assumed all gay dudes love him. He's got to be like the first buff president ever, no?


Back on topic, OP, how many times a week on average do you pay for sex?

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Old 07-02-2010, 06:04 AM   #102
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Sex Pat ..

It's all sad, meaningless and empty and, what's really tragic, is there are thousands of these guys. You see them all over Bangkok. In their 50s and 60s, overweight and bald, with a Thai girl barely out of her high school uniform hanging on their arm. They're loud and rude and despised by the Thais, yet they walk around with the colonial mentality that they're God's gift. After all, they must be. They have an 18 year old Thai girl on their arm, a bottle of $1 beer in their bag, and all's right with the world.

But deep down, when you get one of them alone and they think they're talking to a sympathetic ear, the floodgates will open and it all comes out. They hate their jobs, and their girlfriends treat them like dirt. They don't understand what's going on around them, they're living from paycheck to paycheck but don't have the money to go home even if they could. They thought their life in America, the UK, Australia, Germany was bad, but this is even worse.
Interesting story, but in the core details, it doesn't sound that far from life back home anyway.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:10 AM   #103
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I pay for sex at least twice a week.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:14 AM   #104
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this thead is...

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awesome?

I guess I agree.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:21 AM   #105
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Well, if you are going to talk about peeing in some girl's mouth, someone might as well ask the next logical question:

Ever pooped on anyone?
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:23 AM   #106
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Ive got her primed for long time, 12hours+ and will included me pissing in her mouth for 1000B.
spit or swallow? is this important to you?
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:24 AM   #107
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Did you ever get prostitutes to cook and clean for you after you bang them?
sorry to jack a question or two, but i just wanted to point out that in thailand it is not unusual to wake up the next morning to a girl washing your dishes/cleaning your place up. i think it's a combo of them hating a messy place, and wanting to do something special for you, but i'm not really sure.

i'd rather wake up to a blowjob, personally, but they can't all be as awesome as Korean women.

also, about breast size, i'm a bit of a tit/ass man myself, and have had sex with some chicks with very large tits. sure they're less common... but the average girl here doesn't have a gut either... and when you take an 80lb girl and put a c cup on her, it's real ****ing hot.

but i've banged chicks with real D or D+ tits here 4 times that i can remember since i first came to thailand.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:28 AM   #108
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sorry to jack a question or two, but i just wanted to point out that in thailand it is not unusual to wake up the next morning to a girl washing your dishes/cleaning your place up. i think it's a combo of them hating a messy place, and wanting to do something special for you, but i'm not really sure.
Girls that find you attractive and have sex with you or prostitutes? Actually, prostitutes might do it to get repeat customers? Sorry, this is weirdly fascinating.
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:38 AM   #109
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Can someone explain how peeing is enjoyable sexually? I can't get my head around that one.
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:42 AM   #110
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Have you had the fortune(or misfortune?) to hook up with any Russian hookers in LOS? I hear the Russian Mafiya pimps are kind enough to smuggle them into LOS for the sex-starved Indians.


Thai Coyote Girls.... HOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjrGEE_4No0

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Old 07-02-2010, 09:06 AM   #111
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yeah, i know this post is TL. DR if you like.

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both. it's usually something small with Hos... if they have nothing to do their inner thai woman can't let that pile of dishes be undone... or I'll make them an egg sandwich for breakfast, and they'll finish off the dishes i've got in the sink when they're done.

I do have two stories about non-pros that are better than the myriad of "i took this hooker home and she cleaned up my place while i slept" stories.

My girl from Kanchanaburi

I met girl two years ago in a small mountain town called Kanchanaburi. she was working in this little used bookstore owned by an old American expat named Jimmy. I thought she was cute, and tried my damnedest to hook up with her. Jimmy kept telling me i was wasting my time, and this only encouraged me. On my last night in town, she finally agreed just to go out to dinner with me. I didn't end up ****ing her, but i probably could have because she stayed out all night with me.

I went home to america and kept in touch with her for a few months, but eventually let it go. After moving over here last year, I decided to call her after about 6 months to see where she was. She had a boyfriend, and we caught up, but i could tell she was a little cold about how I'd just stopped contacting her. She called me once or twice more over the next few months, but was serious about her boyfriend.

On Christmas Eve she calls me to tell me that her boyfriend broke up with her, and she was really upset. eventually, I tell her that she's welcome to come visit me if she likes and take a vacation to get over him. A week later, she calls me to tell me that her boyfriend came back, slept with her, and left in the morning telling her that he just wanted to see if he could really leave her, and he's discovered that he can. She got on a bus that night to come to Phuket (about 14 hours bus ride)

She spent 4 days here, ****ed the **** out of me, and because I hadn't had my laundry done in awhile, did 8 ****ing loads of laundry for me, then got on a bus and went back home.

Took me two years to get in her pants, and it was totally worth it. the laundry was a sweet bonus, that to this day I smile every time I think about it. She ended up with a job in Bangkok at a hotel, but comes to visit me every other month or so, and when i'm in bangkok I stop by to see her. I also probalby talk to her 5 times a week on the phone... so If the laundry was a ruse to make me like her more.... it seemed to have worked.

man, that story was a ****ing long one. I have a feeling my next one is gonna be even longer.

The girl who looks like a thai Winnie Cooper

I was totally smitten by this girl who looked like Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. She wasn't interested in a falang (foreign) boyfriend at all... her sister was a bargirl for life and she didn't really like the guys she'd seen her with blah blah blah.

I put in a lot of work on this one, also... but to no avail. I'd taken her out dancing a couple of times, and had a few moments where I thought i was gonna hook up, but bad luck and/or errors on my part made me fail in those opportunities. She did warm up to me over time. There was this Norwegian dude that also was really into her. She was kindof leading him on and making fun of him behind his back (I suppose she could have been doing the same thing to me, but since i wasn't really throwing any money at her like this dude was.... I kinda doubt it) I'm not even a moderately jealous type, so i just kindof ignored the Norwegian dude as I don't really give a **** about other dudes.

One night, the norwegian dude did something to really piss Winnie Cooper off. At this point, whenever she'd do something with me, she'd keep it hidden from the guy because he was blowing mad loot on her... and that didn't stop the guy from being really jealous whenever i bumped into him. So I just have our driver come by and she hops in the car, and we go off to a disco, the dude sees everything. Winnie's sister, who wants the dude to keep throwing money at her, and doesn't really like me, tells him where we're going, and the dude ends up at the disco we're hanging out at, drunk.

He acts really creepy, and Winnie slips out and chills in the car. I go outside and talk to her while the norwegian stumbles around looking for her. She makes out with me for a little bit, and then asks me to go inside with everyone else and make sure her best friend that came with us is having a good time. she'll just sleep in the car. I have no idea why i thought it was ok to let this happen, but i do. I go inside, and run into the norwegian, who says all kinds of nasty/creepy **** to me. i tell him he's ****ing creepy, and to just not talk to me. Our driver sees him stumble into the parking lot, and try and get in the car Winnie is sleeping in. We go outside, and he wanders off. I tell our driver to take her home.. and if she's not comfortable with that, take her to my place and give me a call, i'll go spend some time with her. it's about 3 A.M.

our driver gets back and i ask him where he took her. He says "windy house" which is the name our landlord gave our house, but none of us use. I thought he said "Winnie's house" (which is funny b/c only white people call her winnie, because they know who winnie cooper is. she doesn't even know at this point why some of my friends call her Winnie)

so she's at my house waiting for me, and I don't know it. I proceed to party until the club closes (about 5:30 am) then I take her best friend, my buddy visiting from the states, and the girl he's banging over to that girl's house (actually her boyfreind's house, but he's out of the country) along with the driver and a few of her friends, where we drink until about 8am. I go eat breakfast, and drop off Winnie's friend... show up at my house about 6 hours after my driver dropped her off.

I walk into my bedroom, start taking off my clothes to hop in bed, almost jump in bed on top of her, when she rolls over and makes me jump about 5 feet back, scared ****less. She wakes up, gives me an evil look, and goes back to sleep.

It takes me a while to figure out what happened (i'm ****ing drunk still) but finally i just give up and pass out next to her. When I wake up in the morning, she doesn't seem all that cold, until she asks me what happened to her friend. I tell her I dropped her off at their apartment, and she immediately makes me take her home. when i get back from dropping her off, I see that in the night while she was waiting for me, she cleaned up my whole ****ing place, included going through my entire closet and folding everything all neat and tidy.

I'm such a moron.

I never did get to bang that chick.

anyway, for the two guys who actually read that whole post, here's a few pics of the asian winnie cooper, plus one of the real winnie cooper. it doesn't really stand out how much she looks like her in the pics, but everyone who meets her live gets it right away.



she's on the right.



girl on the right in this pic is her best friend. I'm still close friends with the BFF to this day.





honestly, it's mostly that they have the exact same haircut, and cute chubby cheeks.

...and now i'm really finished with my thread hijack.
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:25 AM   #112
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That last story is pretty lol. I could see her wanting to go to sleep but compulsively cleaning.

Yeah, I see the resemblance to Winnie Cooper.
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Old 07-02-2010, 09:48 AM   #113
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Can someone explain how peeing is enjoyable sexually? I can't get my head around that one.
It's a gradual process, at first it starts with you just peeing all over them as a power trip, and then you think, ok just pee on my bollocks, and before you know it they're pissing in ya mouth and all over your face.

I don't like them to swallow I prefer they tilt their heads back and spit it back out over their own face.

Haven't pooped on or had a girl poop on me yet, if a girl was really wanting it and it wold turn her on i would **** on her np, bet a chick ****ting on me er not there yet, lol

By the way Ive broken girls in who have never done the pee thing before, and i tell ya the truth they really like it, they get off on the power thing too, i swear down!!

I even had a girl waling me up one morning saying come on i need pee pee, she dragged me into the toilet and pissed all over my nob, wonderful way to start the day imo.
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Have you had the fortune(or misfortune?) to hook up with any Russian hookers in LOS? I hear the Russian Mafiya pimps are kind enough to smuggle them into LOS for the sex-starved Indians.


Thai Coyote Girls.... HOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjrGEE_4No0
No way, never have never will!
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Old 07-02-2010, 10:10 AM   #115
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It's a gradual process, at first it starts with you just peeing all over them as a power trip, and then you think, ok just pee on my bollocks, and before you know it they're pissing in ya mouth and all over your face.

I don't like them to swallow I prefer they tilt their heads back and spit it back out over their own face.

Haven't pooped on or had a girl poop on me yet, if a girl was really wanting it and it wold turn her on i would **** on her np, bet a chick ****ting on me er not there yet, lol

By the way Ive broken girls in who have never done the pee thing before, and i tell ya the truth they really like it, they get off on the power thing too, i swear down!!

I even had a girl waling me up one morning saying come on i need pee pee, she dragged me into the toilet and pissed all over my nob, wonderful way to start the day imo.
Easily the nastiest thing I've ever read. On 2p2.
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:12 PM   #116
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Peeing?......sick ****er.
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:19 PM   #117
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:28 PM   #118
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lol there are some ultra-conservative prudes itt. what do you want to deprive us of next, diarrhea? vomiting?

You know what I find sickening? Your bourgeois, unimaginative, straight-jacket "first some foreplay, little bit of sucking here and licking there, then a few standard positions, maybe a finger or three in her ass, then pull out and jizz in her eye, and finally a polite handshake"-type of attitude. My grandmother wouldn't even call that sex.

Please, this is a forum where people who don't suffer from sexual repression can discuss their experiences in a mature and civilized manner. If you can't handle that, then maybe an evangelist forum is the thing for you.
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Fetish's I'm into most anything really, as you may guess from a few of my post's, pissing is a big part of my game now, however i cant do it with anyone, to get into the piss thing she must be clean, i.e no scars no tattoos. Thats how i define clean.
No, I don't know your posting, and by this standard I'm "unclean" then. You know...according to hookers only piss guy. Not that it matters - it's not part of my game at all!
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lol there are some ultra-conservative prudes itt. what do you want to deprive us of next, diarrhea? vomiting?

You know what I find sickening? Your bourgeois, unimaginative, straight-jacket "first some foreplay, little bit of sucking here and licking there, then a few standard positions, maybe a finger or three in her ass, then pull out and jizz in her eye, and finally a polite handshake"-type of attitude. My grandmother wouldn't even call that sex.

Please, this is a forum where people who don't suffer from sexual repression can discuss their experiences in a mature and civilized manner. If you can't handle that, then maybe an evangelist forum is the thing for you.
I'm sure adi33le would agree with this, he can make a good pee last more that 19seconds. Personally I enjoy a good Taco Fondue.
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Old 07-02-2010, 01:21 PM   #121
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Good question.

With out turning into a tl;dr, did tour of S.E Asia returned to the UK and thought what a **** hole, returned to Bangkok where i had made some friends, started my own business made some good money, invested in some property back in the uk, sold my business, chilled out for about 3 years, started another business, didn't do well, got a job that i'm still in now.

Why Thailand, over amseterdam, well putting aside all the great things about living in Thaniland, and to keep it hooker related: Thai hookers are the best!!
Interesting, I probably would pick amsterdam cause im just not that attracted to asians, but i get why you chose thailand instead. Do you live comfortably off what you make there? Can you afford vacations and stuff like that? Also on a scale from 1-10 how dangerous is your hood. 1 being beverly hills and 10 being camden, nj.
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The menu has everything you can think of and more on it, prices vary depending on how well you know the game.

For example I have a girl lined up who works in a go go bar, she will charge a typical holiday maker, 2000B for one hour for just a standard suck and ****, Ive got her primed for long time, 12hours+ and will included me pissing in her mouth for 1000B.

So there's no fixed menu or prices really just have to now how to play it.
I dont know if you care to elaborate, but i have never understood understood this fetish. Do you like having some kind of weird dominance over the girl and the other way around? Or am i like way off?

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Have you ever been in the place just around the corner from lollitas on soi diana its called Hell something its the same as eden in bangkok? I heard you get 2 birds for 1hour and anything goes but its quite pricey, wish I tried it out last time but never got around to it. What about the sucky shops Lolitas and pump station you ever visit them?

Is coyote gogo still have the best birds in I had loads of stunners out of there last time, they had a deal on where drinks where cheap after 12 so I would turn up at 12 buy a few drinks and arrange to meet the bird I wanted in Insomnia cause fook paying them bar fines, also whats soi7 like these days still have the best birds, I cant wait to get back tbh for some Pattys fun not long to go now.
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do lots of people watch world cup there?
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Have you ever been in the place just around the corner from lollitas on soi diana its called Hell something its the same as eden in bangkok? I heard you get 2 birds for 1hour and anything goes but its quite pricey, wish I tried it out last time but never got around to it. What about the sucky shops Lolitas and pump station you ever visit them?

Is coyote gogo still have the best birds in I had loads of stunners out of there last time, they had a deal on where drinks where cheap after 12 so I would turn up at 12 buy a few drinks and arrange to meet the bird I wanted in Insomnia cause fook paying them bar fines, also whats soi7 like these days still have the best birds, I cant wait to get back tbh for some Pattys fun not long to go now.
this place you are referring to?

http://www.devilsdenpattaya.com/
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