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Old 07-01-2010, 04:19 AM   #1
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Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Ask and I shall answer honestly..
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:29 AM   #2
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Define "sex pat". Are you simply a sex tourist? Do you keep to adults? What gender and sexual fetishes/preferences do you have?
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:31 AM   #3
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

wat is sexpat
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:36 AM   #4
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

thats a man baby
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:39 AM   #5
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

I'm not a sex tourist as i live and work here and as the title says have done for the last 12 years.

Yes I stick to adults I'm not a sexcase (pedo)

Gender wise I keep to females, have never knowingly fcuked a lady boy, although I'm sure I got sucked off by one in a night club toilet a few years back, thanks to large amounts of K and Booze.

Fetish's I'm into most anything really, as you may guess from a few of my post's, pissing is a big part of my game now, however i cant do it with anyone, to get into the piss thing she must be clean, i.e no scars no tattoos. Thats how i define clean.
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:42 AM   #6
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

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wat is sexpat
An expat (expatriate) for the reason of continually being able to have sex with hookers.
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:53 AM   #7
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Have you ever screwed a chicken?
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:58 AM   #8
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

- STDs?
- most "solicitations" in 1 day/week/etc
- details on the piss thing
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:58 AM   #9
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

are you German? and if so, is your name Klaus?
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:59 AM   #10
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

You ever had to fight your way out of a sexy situation?
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:01 AM   #11
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Are you a thailand sexpat? have you been there for the last 12 years?
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:02 AM   #12
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

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large amounts of K and Booze
isn't ketamine like the friggin' death penalty in Thailand?
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:04 AM   #13
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Are you trying to trick me with the chicken Q?

Night clubs or discos that are renowed places to pick up whores use to be refereed to as chicken farms, and hence the whores within were known as chickens, so yes I have fcuked many many chickens, but not any of the feathered kind.

Most solicitations?

I did 5 hookers in one 24 hour period before it was at Xmas time.

Most girls took back to my apartment at once was 5 but only banged 3 of them.
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:10 AM   #14
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

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isn't ketamine like the friggin' death penalty in Thailand?
Well not quite the death penalty but your gonna be in real trouble if you get caught, for small amounts maybe a fine, and by fine i mean big bribe to get out and charges dropped. For large amounts and dealing then yes a long stay in the monkey house, a big fine and deportation with life ban from Thailand is most likely.
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:16 AM   #15
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Have you ever seen an Indian man get action in the 12 years you've been here?
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:20 AM   #16
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Has it been 12 years already?
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:22 AM   #17
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

- STDs? Have got herpes, have had gonorrhea and chlamydia, had pubic lice once, get checked for HIV every 3 months all clear on the last test.

You see the Indians talking and i guess negotiating with the lady boys a lot, I guess thats where they get most of their action.

The Thai girls really don't like them, an Indian guy I knew was over from the U.K and we were sat at a bar, and he tried chatting to one of the girls, she replied, "I will go with Arab, i will go with black man, but i will never never go with Indian man" She said it in a quite vicious tone. He never came back to Thailand lol.

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Old 07-01-2010, 05:24 AM   #18
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

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- STDs? Have got herpes, have had gonorrhea and chlamydia, had public lice once.
go private with these, cheapskate.
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:29 AM   #19
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Reason: nit picked me lol
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Old 07-01-2010, 05:38 AM   #20
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

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go private with these, cheapskate.
hahahaha I lol'd.
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Old 07-01-2010, 06:14 AM   #21
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

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The Thai girls really don't like them, an Indian guy I knew was over from the U.K and we were sat at a bar, and he tried chatting to one of the girls, she replied, "I will go with Arab, i will go with black man, but i will never never go with Indian man" She said it in a quite vicious tone. He never came back to Thailand lol.

standard imo


should have told him to go to Spicy 2
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Old 07-01-2010, 07:26 AM   #22
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Is this why pissing has become a big part of your game?
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Old 07-01-2010, 07:49 AM   #23
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

Do you ever sit back and think why you can't pull a woman without paying for it?

Do you think you're doing them a favour paying for it?

Are your family proud?
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Old 07-01-2010, 08:56 AM   #24
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Re: Ask me anything about living in Thailand as a SexPat for the last 12 years

so you've had sex with 100s of thai hookers & made a thread about it, but haven't provided pictures for Tart & Tuna
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Old 07-01-2010, 09:09 AM   #25
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have you bukkaked any of the girls ?
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